Multnomah University - Ambassador Yearbook (Portland, OR)

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o ' l l l ll ayne Alley pausex for rr drink at the water fountain be- fore realizing that it .vlill :loesn't work. Wfben the foun- QI I tain .vlill u'a5n't fixed afler a week, thirsty students begun l we rmmbering Ike days. O S 1 l JC w l Q ': C X rv l I 2 7 l 5 l Prof. John Moore used ihe following meihod of grading in his classes, a grading scale he borrowed from Dr. Roy Zuck of Dallas Theological Seminary: Zuck's Zaney Grading Gear for Appropriaiely Assessing ihe Wondrous Works of Seminary Sfudenis in fheir Presiigious Papers and Pompous Projecis 7- Whal's ihai again? 7 Won'+ do. 7+ Doesn'+ qui+e lill ihe bill. 8- Ii'lI do . . . almosi. 8 H'll do. 8+ Noi bad. 9- Qoria good. a 9 b Good job. 9+ Really good, man. IO- An under-fhe-wire wow. IO A genuine wow. 10+ Whai can I say buf wowee! 1 2

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llor SCD M55 i il' ananas you wanl lhen you One alilernoon a freshman came up lo me and ralher anxiously asked. Whal's a G.R.? I bursl oul laughing. Why do you wanl lo know? I said. Because, she replied, a friend of mine said she was going on a G.R. and I'm kinda worried aboul her. The Mullnomah G.R. Iradilion began years ago wilh founding falhers as no- ble as Doug Valenzuela. I+ has been carried on in Ihe presenl generalion of MSB sludenls by failhful followers like Jeff Klippenes, Haig Valenzuela. wanl . . Palli Paelh and Roilyn Barnharl. A G.R. Iwhich slands for Garbage Runl was found by sludenls Io be an enjoyable and economical way ol' ob- taining delicious snacks for lhose long nighls of cramming for exams or wriiing papers. The mosl popular places were Ihe back doors of supermarkels such as Alberlson's, Safeway and Fred Meyer. G.R. lindings included doughnuls. fresh vegelables, bread, cake, nuls, raisins and cookies. The men's dorm es- pecially seemed Io keep well-slocked wilh such delicacies. I. lf you have no more queslions, I have some for you. Q. Mr. Engagemenl-Announcer 3. Mullnomah Qchoo ol' Ihe Bible -Dr. John Milchell -Prof. John Moore 4. Don'I you folks ever read your Bibles? -Dean Barry Keiser 5. . . . one nighi in Ihe chapel - his mosl em- -Dr. Roger Congdon barrassin g momenl 6. A German shepherd and a Corvelle converlible 7. ls il love or inl'alualion'.7 8. 2402 -Prof. Bill Muir -Prof. John Garmo -Prof. Bruce Wilkinson -Dr. Joseph Wong OUJ-IB I-Il4Df'j0Jd' I-ISSIB -H8 UB 0 a x fi a a L :mow u-lor 'fold 9 :uusuvuuvl Hama '.I0 d 'S fllwllw w40r'1a'vr8u0MLldHH0r'1o'awwwlna'i01d'af'10P3U00 49301110 'l 2 Msuv

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J From lefl, jucfy Uvoodcofk. Shannon AIIKIEVXOII, rof. john L!lll'f6lll'E play g .2 f Af e. lays xofiul in the - ram fB I Q UV. D. Neuffon works in the kt 1' k g I ljolutoef. FRESHMAN Genesis We hugged our parents good-bye. We climbed into the car. Suspense gnawed at our stomachs. We were freshmen on our way to Mult- nomah. Upperclassmen labeled us on sight. We wore that what do I do now? look. When we walked into the dorm we were assigned roommates. At first we tip-toed around, guarded what we were going to say, and took ten minutes to close a squeaky cabinet so as not to wake that new room- mate. But it didn't take long before we emerged from our masks into our usual selves-we stomped around, confided secrets and slammed the squeaky cabinet door. Orientation lasted the first three days. We stood in so many lines we felt as if our feet would drop off. But we survived long enough to start classes that very week. Then came the rules! There seemed to be no end to them. All in a little book called The Student Handbook. Many of us had to take the handbook test twice and some of us three times. After that, we still ended up with countless minutes for breaking the rules. But minutes weren't all that bad-un- til they added up to thirty! We made more and more friends. We finally learned where the buildings were. Our phone bills began to be reduced great- ly because no longer were we calling home every night. We were beginning to feel at home.