Mukwonago High School - Arrow Yearbook (Mukwonago, WI)

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now find, instead, a modern night club known as the “Will-O-the-Wisp.” Its main attraction is that little French importation Joyce-Joyce (pronounced Joyce-Joyce). Back in high school days she was Joyce Tess. Elaine Morrow has become Mukwonago's only police woman. There arc no traffic jams when Policewoman Elaine is around. Remembering William's generosity with his car, we were glad to hear that Mr. Harris has an envious and permanent position as official chauffeur at the White House in Washington, D. C. Have you eaten any of the new holeless doughnuts? They are listed as specials this week at the Johnson Bakery operated by the genial proprietress, Vivian Johnson. The former Ruth Michaelis, now Mrs Walter Schmocker, is living on Schmocker's Chicken Rancho, two miles south of Genesee. Every few days, Ruth goes to Mil- waukee in her big International truck and sells eggs. Mr. and Mrs. Cliff Healy, nee Grace Bernau, are living in a penthouse on Park Avenue. She tells intimate friends that Cliff's greatest fault is squeezing the toothpaste tube from the middle. If you want to listen to something pleasing to the ear, turn your dial every Thurs- day at 8:00 P.M. to that golden-voiced tenor of the ether waves, Ralph Bing Digman. We had a hard time tracing Wesley Olson, but we finally found him in Algiers, where he enlisted in the Foreign Legion. He felt that it was the best way out. Dorothy Wambold has married the object of her high school affection and is now living happily in Milwaukee. This gossip column was written by Ardis Ninabuck and co-worker Austine Mair. It is a syndicated newspaper feature. For five years Austine was an English teacher, but she gave that job up in order to devote all of her time to keyhole peeping. Ardis also has a weekly radio program over which she gives advice to the lovelorn.” We hope this has given you an insight as to the whereabouts of the Seniors of 1938. We’ll be seeing you in the papers! Class History (Continued from Page 3) September, 1937, we set out upon our last but glorious year of sailing as Seniors. Aboard were 3 new members, Ralph Digman, Lucile Lucht, and Elaine Morrow, who made up for our loss of Dolores Buelo and Lorraine Engel. Our class play, “Spring Fever, proved highly successful. We also participated in the all school operetta “Ask the Professor.” As we approach our last port, Graduation, we are proud and happy to hold Mukwonago High School as our Alma Mater. Of the original 23 members, 9 are now about to graduate, Frances Bailey, Mary Colwill, Helen Dewey, Donald Hcmbrook, Marion McAdams, Harold Mair, Austine Mair, Joyce Tess, and William Peterson. Our ship is now anchored, and we bid farewell to our faculty and our fellow class- mates. Joyce Tess, Mary Emma Colwill. NINETEEN THIRTY-EIGHT Page Twenty-one

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Publications HI'LITES STAFF Seated—P. Carroll, Features: J. Martin, Sports: G. Fuller, Reporter: M. Wolf, Reporter: L. Rintclman, Exchange: N. Brown, Copy Reader. Standing—Miss Morrow, Faculty Advisor: W. Schultz. Copy Reader: A. Ninabuck. Associate Editor: M. Me- Adams, Reporter: H. Vick, Typist; R. Digman, Editor. E. Morrow, Typist (Not pictured). ARROW STAFF Seated G. Fuller, Junior Class reporter: H. Vick, Typist; P. Carroll, Associate Editor; Miss Schetfel. Faculty Ad- visor. Striding—H. Mair, Circulation: W. Olson, Sports: M. Kalk, Business: R. Digman, Editor: E. Morrow, Typist (Not pictured). Class Prophecy (Continued from Page 4) Mr. and Mrs. Woodrow Holz, nee Helen Vick, and Woody Jr. are spending the winter in their luxurious winter home in Florida. There's a great boom in the coal business, and prosperity has already turned the corner toward the palatial Holz es- tablishment. Back in 1938, we faintly recall the time when Billy Petersen expressed a desire to become an aeronautical engineer. Recently the papers carried a big write-up tell- ing of his successful skyrocket line to the moon. More power to you, William! Flash! Two local boys make good! From New York City comes word that Glen Jones, known professionally in the world of sports as Gorilla Jones, is “flooring 'em” at Madison Square Garden. He is present heavyweight champion of the world, the title formerly belonging to Joe Louis. Incidentally, his manager is none other than Richard Thomas, known to his friends as “Dick. The other day, while looking through a leading medical magazine, I happened to notice an article written by a well-known person. On further examination, I dis- covered that the author was none other than Dr. Mary Emma Colwill. The article was entitled “Bringing Up Baby. Harley Mules is the owner of a modern 2,000 acre ranch in Montana. He specializes in raising prize “razor-back pigs that are guaranteed not to bite. Frances Bailey is private secretary to Mr. Melvyn Kalk, Wisconsin's Representa- tive at Washington. He is one of the President's most intimate advisors on matters of state. Lloyd Miller, formerly of North Prairie, makes daily visits to the secretary's office. We wonder if they talk over business terms. Evelyn Chapman has inherited a large sum of money from some distant rela- tive, and she is taking a leisurely trip around the world. We hear reports that some handsome Count has become interested. The old Lincoln Inn on Highway 13 has undergone a complete change. We Page Twenty THE ARROW

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Class Will (Continued from Page 5) WILLIAM HARRIS leaves his great variety of automobile horns to Jim Lorey for his “Blue Streak. GRACE BERNAU leaves her bottle of peroxide to Florence Grant. HAROLD MAIR wills his balloon-tired coaster wagon to Mabel Chapman. HELEN DEWEY leaves her soprano voice to Jay Healey. FRANK THOMAS leaves his mental capacity to Joyce McAdams. WARREN ARNDORFER leaves his traffic ticket to Arthur Goetsch. Maybe he can have it fixed. RUTH MICHAELIS wills Jimmy Baylcy to Jane Leahy. Lastly, we do hereby appoint Walter Nowatske, because we know he'll never get around to it, executor of this, our Last Will 1st Testament, hereby revoking all former wills made by us. In witness thereof, I have hereunto subscribed my name, the twenty-seventh day of April, in the year of our Lord one thousand nine hundred and thirty-eight. Senior class of M. H. S. Glen Jones. Witnesses: Marion McAdams. Mildred Waisner. Elaine Thiesenhusen. School Calendar (Continued from Page 6) ask him he would say that after months of preparation, the M.H.S. student body put on an excellent musical production. 15-18—Vacation—we all go home to wait for the Easter bunny. 30—Band tournament — Mukwonago invades Whitewater for musical rec- ognition. May 10—Juanita McComb. Assembly pro- gram. 20—Senior Day—Last chance to see the class before they become alumni. 22 Baccalaureate. 23-24—Final exams—now or never. 25—Picnic—fun for all and all for fun. 27-—Graduation—'Bye Now! 28 Alumni Banquet—the late se- niors become official alumni mem- bers. Spring Fever (Continued from Page 18) Howard, Vivian George likes Vic pretty well, and Lou Herron, a journalism major, comes to use the typewriter as much as to see Ed. Things get still more complicated when Mr. Purcell (Anne’s father) is mistaken for an artists' model, and Mrs. Purcell snoops around looking for her husband. Maude Corey (Howard s aunt) comes all the way from California to see him graduate. Virgil Bean, the zoology professor, comes popping in every now and then, and President Dixon comes to Mrs. Spangler s raving about the new science building that Brookfield is not going to get. It was all fast and funny with loud explosions from Ed's stinkum stinktorum - and it all ended entirely to everyone's satisfaction. Page Twenty-two THE ARROW