Muhlenberg College - Ciarla Yearbook (Allentown, PA)

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Schofer. — “ Beer for the bu ich and plenty of lunch. Hurrah !” Sieger . — “ Give me a Carrie Nation cocktail I” ( They sifig. ) Oh, we’ve cornered a drink superfine, It ' s the only real tiling in its line, Its A number one, brand — Nineteen naught one — Far better than Schlitz every time. .And such jolly bartenders are we That with ease we could drink a wlujle sea. but they jiut got a keg So we ' ll now pull your leg — Just look happy and lay down the fee. ( Dance.) Oh, come all ye tanks. And render up thanks. .yil come who with bacchus claim kin. And watch D.inny the spigot put in. Put in. Ami watch Danny the spigot put in. Danny comes forward with hammer and spigot and the entire company is swamped in a shower of beer. The encores were in ttnknown tongues. Danny next favors the stage hands with ati instrumental vocal .solo, entitled “ Die Makungy Mate.” Tableau. Cukt.vin. ACT III. On the streets of Allentown. Not printed by request of the Board of Health. ACT IV. A room in college dormitory. Great hilarity. Ike Nagle relates an Indian story rather loquaciously ' . At least a dozen students gather around, listen attentively and blow a halo of smoke about his head. He grows very pale. Exit. ( Voices outside. ) Gee whiz ! Shinier, propped up in a corner on the trunk and amusing himself for a time with amorous ditties, gives up the gho.st. Doc. Yoder, at this juncture, standing on table in center of room and holding a glass of (?) in his left hand, makes a rousing Prohibition speech for the benefit of the wayward sons of 1901. Tremendous cheering. 23

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I low can we bear to leave you ! One parting kiss we’ll give you ! ( To the others. ) We don’t care what you style ’em, They ' re the pick of the Fern. Sem Asylum. ( Tableau. They jump from roof. Fonto chases them. ) ( Boys ' chorus . ) Oood night, ladies, good night, etc. We’re going to leave you now. ( Girls. ) Come back ! Come back ! ( Boys. ) Don’t you wa.ste another tear, We’ll be back another year, With our paste and posters. ScENTE III. — Eighth and Liberty streets, Allentown. Several students pasting show bills on side of wagon. First iVative. — “ See wot dose fellars doing there !” Seco7id Native. — “ Come, Jake, we giv deni a big scare !” ( Students ru?i. ) Other natives following. “ Ihr glana d— rw — r ! Dat gehen sie, die — — — — ! Fire ! Fire ! By — ! —!!!!” Curtain. ACT 11. In the drinking-parlor of the Gast House. Twenty-five or thirty Fresh- men gathered around tables. ( Chorus by all. ) (Tune.— ' ' ' three Black Crows.”) We are the Class of Nineteen ’One, We are, we are. And every one is a hickory (?) gun. We are, we are, Cinnabuns and chewing-gum Is the staff of life of Nineteen ’One. We’re all right, we’re out for fun, Nineteen — Nineteen ’One ! W’e’re all right, we’re number one ! Nineteen ’One. Ebenezer Wackernagle and Fetherolf No. 2 come forward with a keg. ( I oices. ) Hoorah I Hooray ! Ah ! 22

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Bickel thinks it is time to retire and proceeds to take off his stockings before removing his shoes. Kline and Serfass assist him in his dilemma. Bill Fetherolf next desires the attention of the stndent-body and makes a few “ stunts.” After some ver} clever contortions he is removed to his room. At this point Raether canters across the stage, suggests another ” swig ” all around at the oatmeal bottle and gathers the class for a wind-up rag-time song. Ile-ga-liere’s to goo-goo-dood o-og-old Mu-Muhl-berg, Drig-a-drig her der-ga-dowii, Drig-a-drig her der-ga-do vn, He-ga-here’s to goo-goo-dood o-og-old Mu-Miihl-berg, Drig-a-drig her der-ga-dovvn, Drig-a-drig her der-ga-dowii, He-ga-here ' s to goo-goo-dood o-og-old Mu-Muhl-berg, Sh-ga-she de-de p-p-pride og-of Allentown. Drig-a-drig her der-ga-down, Drig-a-drig her der-ga-down, Drig-a-drig her der-ga-dowm, . Der-ga-down, Der-ga-down. Balm of Gilead — Gilead, Balm of Gilead — Gilead, Balm of Gilead, We’ll never go there any more. Yours truly. I. Saw IT.