Muenster High School - Hornet Yearbook (Muenster, TX)

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Benita Bolt - - Lutie Spinks - - Rebecca Bolt - - Martha Grubb - - Twink Starr - - Dr. Hippocrates Joy Henry Goober - - Phineas Plunkett - - Miss Prunella Figg - - - Cadwalleder Clippy Mrs. Gertie Clossop Wilbur Glossop - - Jack Gordon - - BOLTS A ND NUTS Presented by MUENSTER HIGH SCHOOL IUNIOR CLASS High School Auditorium Eight O'Clock Friday, May 9, 1969 SYNOPSIS OF SCENES PLACE: A health resort somewhere in Texas. TIME: Late Spring Rebecca's niece the maid, who winks manager of the Bolt Sanitarium for mental hygiene the cook, a melancholiac Benita's fiance, with delusions of grandeur a psychiatrist the porter, afraid of lunatics a lawyer with a htunility complex a patient with claustrophobia a patient, afraid of cats a patient who fears contamination Mrs. Glossop's darling child a young intern CLASS SPONSORS: Mr. Glenn Richardson Mr. Edgar Dyer STAGE MANAGER: Andy Knabe Staged and Directed by Gareld Payne PROMPTERS: Sandra Sloan Pam Stoffels STAGE MANAGER: Andy Knabe CREW: Christi Cler ' ' IOANIE WILDE - - KAREN SICKING - - GRETCHEN KOESLER - - SUE FLUSCI-IE - - BOBBY BRUNS ' ' JOHN FELDERHOFF STEVE WALTERSCHEID - - -DAVID FETTE ELAINE OTTO - - CARL ENDRES CINDY SWIRCZYNSKI - -DALE HELLMAN ' ' JOHN MONDAY

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PEJOPHEOK Here we are at the reunion of the seniors of 1969. After 10 years of long absence we go back to our old meeting place, Fischer's Creek. As we go down the list of important people we run into Clinton Bayer. We find that after many years of long hard labor he has become chief sanitation engineer of the Fort Worth stockyards. Standing with him speaking about the on-coming races is Steve Fette, now co-owner of Green Valley. Carrying on the conversation of racing is Larry Joe Eberhart, the great and mighty leader of the Wild Ones. Also Gary Fisher known as the great Cassanova has just about beaten Evil Knevil's record in jumping across Grand Canyon. We have learned that he is recovering miraculously after being removed from his body cast. Dale Cash and his wife Jan Wilde, are proud to' announce that their newest models of the Pink Ditmobiles, designed by Shirley Dittfurth, are making a sensational hit with the young jet set. Mark Hellman is now the soil conservation agent in Forestburg. He really digs his job. Speaking to him we find Carroll Bridges, who has taken over the job of ag teacher at M. P. S. and has found out that it is a pretty wormy job. He was telling us that he has been thinking very seriously about taking over Gentry's Pizza Hut. We just ran into our all star running VAC, Clifford Sicking. We are proud to say that he has just won his first award for his lightening speed in carrying water on the field to the Kilgore Rangerettes. without spilling a drop. Carmen Lee Wimmer, who has just recently come back from Hollywood, has announced to us her ex- citing leading roll in Romeo and Juliet will soon be released. Cheryl Owen and Robin Wimmer are respec- tively trying to figure out a way to beat the vettes in Chery1's Blue Tempest and Robin's Red Bug. Dippy, better known as Debbie Cain has dyed her hair red and is now playing with the Red Heads. She is bouncing her way to glory. Poor old Don Hartman, who is having a hard time finding someone to shoot the bull with, has taken up flying with Orville as his instructor and coach. Gary Gieb, .superintendent of M. P. S., and his wife, Donna Moster, new tax collector, have recently opened a gambling cassino in shop with Chief as his chief advi- sor. Gieb has just said that Virginia Fleitman has taken over Raquel Welch's job as hostess of the cassino. Paul Rennels, better known as Rag Arm has completed his contract with the Astros. They hope to have a better season next year. The Topless Bar in Myra, now owned by Janet Klement and Nita Walterscheid, is doing quite well. But as soon as business picks up a little more, they plan to get a top put on it. Sammy Sparkman, the new bouncer at Johnny's has remarked about the exciting thrill he had. I-le threw out Susie Yosten after she got herself into a pickle of a mess. Kenny Yosten, affectionately known as weir wous has been restless these past few nights, it seems to have been a little cloudy for him. We find that Dennis Lutkenhaus has made a killing in the feather market - he should, well after all, he owns a chicken ranch. Speaking of business ventures, we heard that Becky McElreath and Rose Ann Sicking- are now working as Dennis' chicken pluckers, 'and that Alcuin Schilling has reopened the Ranch in the Relax Theatre Mike Hennigan, known as Dunk or Herman opened a cheese plant in Saint Jo. Ken Swirczynski, known as Skiz, is his assistant - he chases all the rats away. The old maid Doris Trubenbach is working with Mike Cason in his reducing salon, but it seems to have done no good for Mike, he's still as pleasingly plump as ever. Carrying his broom wherever he goes is Herbie Fette. Herbie has taken over the job of janitor of M.P. S. Herbie Fisher and Barbara Shelton, the local salesmen, have discovered a new cure for cancer - their advice is, don't get caught smoking. Sorry we have to leave so soon, but as usual, we have some uninvited company in the form of the local police - see you in 10 years!

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