Muenster High School - Hornet Yearbook (Muenster, TX)

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P I v SOPHOM ORES

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Prophecy of Senior Class 1963 The scene is the 1983 World's Fair in Muenster, Texas. It is said that it will be the largest and greatest World's Fair ever to be held. As we look through the crowd we spot DR. ROY MONDAY, the great scientist, who is displaying the little green Martians that he picked up on his last trip to Mars. He has recently wed the former SHARON KLEMENT after their on and off engagement for twenty years. Roy meets ROBERT KLEMENT who now weighs 110 pounds because of the constant henpecking of his wife, the former CHARLOTTE WOLF, and his fifteen bratty children. As Roy and Robby view the fair they think about their former school days at Muenster High School. They see members of the Senior Class of '63, As they walk along the fair grounds they see an old bum digging in the gutter on his hands and knees looking for cigar butts. To their utter amazement he turns out to be their old classmate, TOM MOSMAN, who was voted Most Likely to Succeed. They pitch him a quarter and walk on. As they come to the side shows they see BRENDA TUGGLE, the Fat Lady, who weighs 500 pounds. She waves her flabby hand and giggles as she recognizes them. Moving on they find themselves at the burlesque show. Standing on the platform is the star of the show, Flirty Flo. Roy and Robby recognize her as the former SANDRA WOLF. At the next side show they find Mr. Atlas of 1983, the mighty, muscular DAVID HUCHTON, better known as Hooker to his former classmates. As they walk on through the crowd they run into JOHNNY YOSTEN who is now the owner of a chain of Ford Companies across the nation. His wife, the former ROSEMARY FISHER, keeps interrupting their conversation with her giddy giffling. Roy and Robby find themselves a little bored with her constant chatter so they hurry on. As they continue walking through the crowds, they meet DONNY VOGEL. He seems to be having marital problems with his wife, the former DIANE HORN, because she is still in love with Little Joe and Donny can't seem to keep away from his gambling. Roy and Robby find themselves having to hurry on. They run into the legs of what seems to be a giraffe. Looking upward they find it is WALTER LUTKENHAUS who now is the star player for the Globetrotters. As they say good-bye and are leaving to go their separate ways, a man in the crowd begins shouting for them to wait. As he stumbles towards them, they hardly recognize TOMMY HARTMAN because of his bald head and red mustache. He is followed by his family of boys decked out in their Scout uniforms and his wife, the former CHARLOTTE McELREATH. Tommy is still a Scout Master, and it seems he's even got his wife in the act. On their way again a sign advertising Hulda's Maid Service Inc. catches their eye. It seems that RITA FISHER is doing a nation wide business now. All of a sudden Roy realizes that he has stayed away past his curfew so he quickly says good-bye to Robby and quickly rushes toward home. Thus, my friends and schoolmates, brings us to the end of a look into the future. From the Junior Class we want to wish each and every one of the Senior Class of 1963 the best of everything in the future.

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