Muenster High School - Hornet Yearbook (Muenster, TX)

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enzbr Wop ecy The year is 1971. We invite you to attend a party at the spacious estate of MILTON FETTE, the Supermarket King. We meet the first guest, JAMES L. HARRIS, who is cur- rently starring in the renewed edition of Tarzan and the Apeman. Peculiar thing that James will not disclose his exact part - wonder why??? Milton, our host, as you all know, is owner of FETTE'S SUPERMARKETS which, quite some time ago, were very scandalously changed to Fette's from Fisher'sI I I Ah! here comes LARRY JOE WIMMER and his lovely wife, MARY ALICE. Larry, who owns 90010 of Muenster, gained his wealth from under-handed gambling activities. He has a very unique gambling record - only one loss with his toss of the coin - the Loss is hanging onto his arm now! Coming into the hall is MRS. RICHARD HERR. Unfortunately RICHARD couldn't come. JUDY left him home baby-sitting with the twelve little FUZZIES. Richard is still working at the Muenster Hatchery. Our next guest is the Rev. BILLY OWENS and his slim and trim wife, the former TOMMIE SUE HAMILTON. Rev. BILLY is very active in his community church affairs, heading the Temperance League in its undying struggle with sin and cor- ruption. We hope he relaxes his strict demands on society long enough to allow CAROL FETTE to gather some gossip forher column in the NEW YORK TIMES. OOPS! There's TIM FETTE staggering through the hallway. Milton says he got here early - two weeks early, in fact! LOOKS like he's been having a blast. Sounds like a hurricane coming in the side entrance. JOE and TRUMAN took a short cut across town and as usual are late. Both are ping-pong coaches at the local YMCA. My, what a magnificent picture window! If I'm not mistaken that is CLYDE WALTERSCHEID getting out of the car withihis lovely wife, PHYLLIS. He kicks the door, Phyllis falls into the street. I believe he is stepping over her and starting toward the walk. She has staggered to her feet and is now following him to the door which he has almost kicked down trying to get in. He still has his old '50 Chevy . . . car, which he refuses to give up even though he could afford much better. As we enter the bar we find DAVID YOSTEN seated there with a most interesting looking Robot. He tells us he has built the robot himself and has been going steady with it! Seems he can't get a girlg they all think him to be too scientific. He is Mrs. Mosman's assistant in the science dept. of Muenster High School. Walking onto the patio, we find VIRGINIA HELLMAN and her hen-peeked hus- band, TIMMY HELLMAN. She tells us she owns a peach orchard in Ga. and her hus- band delivers papers on his 71 Model scooter. Coming back into the house we find JOHNNY REITER and his wife IEANETTE - Successful young farmers, owning most of the farm land around Muenster, including Danglemayer and Felderhoff lands. In the living room the band begins to play a very loud and noisy tune as they introduce Milton's wife, MARY LEE, as she enters from the top of the stairs. She seems to be angry be- cause Milton neglected to invite her to the party. She pulls her revolver and blasts Mil- ton all over the Marble wall. While talking to Mrs. Fette. later, she tells us of her plans to change the stores to Fishers. She says, and we quote: One double Crosser in this family is enough!

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Rita Fisher Rosemary Fisher Linda Fuller Tommy Hartman Dianne Horn David I-Iu chton Larry Ietzelsberger Robert Klement