Moweaqua High School - Arrowhead Yearbook (Moweaqua, IL)

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Senior Class Prophecy This is your downtown Mars reporter, John Cameron-Cameron, reporting from station D. D. T. We have a news bulletin from earth on the Moweaqua graduating class of 58 at their tenth reunion. We find that MARTHA AUSTIN is feeding her ulcer in a mental institution so her ulcers won't gripe. Appearing weekly on T. V. is BILL I , who plays niunber one cowboy on Saddle-Up and Seat . But poor Bill is still waiting to scat because he hasn't saddled up yet. GLORIA BECKMAN is now a professional baby-sitter on planet Mercury, seeing that all the little Mercurys are raised-up properly. BARBARA BOHLEN is making quite a profit on her car sales lot. She has just brought in a new line of space cars which are jet-propelled. A picture appeared in the newspaper today of NANCY BRIDGMAN. She has been elected president of the O. M. S. , Old Maids' Society. Their motto is We're still looking for a man! EMILY BRIGHT has been awarded the great honor of being court stenographer of the Outer Space Court. Her shorthand is super-sonic. A sensational peom, written by an unknovxm poet, has just hit the press. We have a suspicion it is the Pow Wow Editor, Em DECLERCK. Have you seen those weird pictures in MAD magazine ? MARION DUNCAN is the photographer of this magazine. If you have any complaints, write Marion Duncan, 1,,999, 999 Schizophrenia Drive, Neuroses, Mars. EUNICE FATHAUER is fast becoming a millionaire from the money she is making as fat lady of Marsettes Space Travellers' Circus. R-IEH lg-N FEDERMAN is the Chief Lady Garbage Collector of all the planets. Ha' Jaguarlessmobile helps her complete her task in only one hour. We find that R-Cy GORDEN has finally reached his goal. He has been hired at the Standard Space Filling Station as No. l grease monkey. GARRY HUNTER, who is a top ranch hand at the Gally-G Ranch, is suffering from splinters he got while riding the fence . LORRAINE JORDAN became so attached to Dear Old Moweaqua High that you can find her there anytime as Chief Janitor. We are sorry to hear that lil-Y LUC ONIC has been admitted to the Psychic Ward. School was just too much for him. AUDREY MATHIAS is now the owner of an anti-insecticide factory. Her product is called Willit Killum . CHUCK MILLER has volunteered to serve his government. He is now in the Navy. Crutch, Crutch is ILL NEWMAN'S motto. His crutch factory is doing fine. ANNA PORTWOOD has now entered partnership in the Da.nie-Annie mouse trap factory. Business is snapping. HAROLD DEAN SARVER was the first man to try to reach the center of the earth. Unfortunately' he left three years ago and hasn't been heard of since. Maybe the center- of-the-earth people mistook him for one of them. KARL STINER is now a truck driver. He's still stuck in the same rut. NANCY STONE must have nine lives. She has fallen eight times while cleaning the windows at the Pebbleville Hotel. Q1-YI WHITSETT is now running a witty shop for people who have run out of wit. Now scraping the slime off the sewer walls is FRANK WOOTERS. He is slowly sliding down the banister of life. EVELYN ZINDEL is now running a reformatory for janitors who got in the wrong desk drawer.

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Senior Class History Thirty-two freshmen entered Moweaqua High School in September, 1954. The seniors welcomed them with lipstick smears and a day of slavery. The class met with their advisors, Mr. Knight and Mr. Houts, to elect the following officers: President ---------------------- -Harold Dean Sarver Vice-President ------------------ Nancy Bridgman Secretary-Treasurer ------------ Audrey Mathias Reporter ----------------------- Martha Austin Student Council ----------------- Barbara Bohlen, Bill Newman, Caroline Satterthwaite, Chuck Miller A float with the theme Hold That Line won first prize in the homecoming parade. Homecoming king and queen candidates were Caroline Satterthwaite and Harold Dean Sarver. The freshmen returned the sophomores' party with one in the all-purpose room. On October 8, 1955, the sophomores gave the freshmen a welcome party, with a wiener roast and scavenger hunt in the park. With Mr. Clark and Mr. Seeds as class advisors, the class elected the following: President ---------------------- Harold Dean Sarver Vice-President ----------------- Nancy Bridgman Secretary-Treasureih ------------ Audrey Mathias Reporter ----------------------- Barbara Bohlen The class float in the homecoming parade had the theme You Are in Our Web . Homecoming king and queen candidates were Nancy Bridgman and Carl Jay. On September 26, the class made 332. 92 from a paper drive. ' In September, 1956, the junior class, consisting of thirty, met with advisors, Mr. Seeds and Mr. Anderson, to elect the following: President ---------------------- Audrey Mathias Vice-President ----------------- Nancy Bridgman Secretary-Treasurer ----------- Emily Bright Reporter ----------------------- Frank Wooters At this meeting the class ordered class rings which arrived on November 1. Nancy Stone and Ray Luconic were elected homecoming candidates. The theme of the float entered in the parade was Flying to Victory. The theme of the junior-senior prom, held on April 27, 1957, was Land of Paradise . Ben Bradley's band, consisting of eleven pieces and a vocalist, played for the dance. The seniors met with Mr. Seeds and Mr. Anderson to elect the following: President ---------------------- Nancy Bridgman Vice-President ----------------- Nancy Stone Sec retary-Tre asurer ------------ Barbara Bohlen Reporter ---------------------- Bill Newman In October, 1957, the senior class sponsored the annual homecoming dance. The theme was Around the World. The candidates for king and queen were Harold Dean Sarver and Nancy Bridgman. The theme of the senior float was Beat 'em. The senior play was presented on April ll, 1958.

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Senior Class Will Martha Austin, will my ulcer to Mr. Fedrigon for disposal as he sees fit to any future de- serving student in American Problems. Bill Bays, will my mechanical ability to Roger Parks. Gloria Beckman, will my good physical condition to Mary Louise Beckman. Barbara Bohlen, will my nickname Bebe to any other girl with the initials B. B. Nancy Bridgman, will my ability to get by in P. E. without over-exerting myself to anyone who has trouble doing so. Emily Bright, will my ability to get along with any shorthand teacher to anyone who is silly enough to take it. Judy DeClerck, will my long pony tail to Sharon Eversole. Marion Duncan, will my muddy white dinner jacket to anyone who is clumsy enough to fall in the mud with it on prom night. Eunice Fathauer, will my ability to make a color sheet on the memeograph machine to anyone that will need it. Ruth Ann Federman, will not will anything, because I have nothing to will. Ron Gorden, will my ability to run the mile without stopping for refreshments to Gordon Kirby. Garry Hunter, will my entire ability in Latin to my dear friend, Robert Stiner. Lorraine Jordan, will will my will to Will Will because Will Will will need my will more than I will. Ray Luconic, will my great achievement of making the honor roll one time in my high school career to Howard Sarver, who hasn't accomplished this goal. Audrey Mathias, will my ability to hold a position in Girls' Ensemble for four years to anyone who, like me, is sure of catching a cold before each performance. Chuck Miller, will my ability to keep out of trouble with Room Service to Richard Gregory. Bill Newman, will my ability not to be afraid in football to Lenny Windels. Anna Portwood, will my long hair to anyone who would want it and has the time and patience to take care of it. Harold Dean Sarver, will my ability to survive at school without my mother to the greenest freshman I know. Karl Stiner, will my ability to get American History to Merle Bolt. Nancy Stone, will my ability to play every day in P. E. to the freslunen girls. James Whitsett, will my ability of getting along with girls to Larry Hight. Frank Wooters, will my dancing techniques to all freshmen boys, Evelyn Zindel, will my ability to take shorthand and like it to Margaret Titus.