Mount Vernon College - Bell Cote Yearbook (Washington, DC)

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CLASS WILL AND TESTAMENT I81|l?rPttj3: We, the class of nineteen hundred and forty four, being of — shall we say — ' reasonably sound mind and body, and having attained what we confidently proclaim a ‘proper age,’ do hereby declare this our last will and testament: To Mrs. Lloyd we leave our sincerest gratitude and appreciation for all that she has done for us. To Mr. Lloyd we leave the manpoiver shortage” to cope with — a$ we have. To Miss Hastings we leave the problem of finding unsuspecting schools for her delinquents. To Miss Myers our favorite aunt, we leave an anthology of the problems of thirty young nieces. To Mrs. Lindsay we each leave one red ration token for Guillum To Mrs. Currier we leave thirty ticket stubs to the Washington National Symphony. To Miss Nourse we leave our undying devotion to the present distinguished gentleman of sixteen hundred Pennsylvania Avenue. To Senorita Carroll we leave any recordings Tito Guizar may have made of “BESAME MUCHO” To M iss Reed w ? e leave the Chemistry Lab, a little worse for wear. L FRAN BRISCOE, leave in care of Doris Stoetzcr the sincerest gratitude and best wishes of this fourth form to the next. L LILA SMITH, leave the United States for that heavenly Hawaiian ratio and ?ny quota. L BETTY LEE RARDIN, leave my system of juggling books to Judy Easley. L JEAN HOYT, leave my brains to the Science Department of Harvard University. I, KATHLEEN KITCHEN, leave my ravishing beauty, my sparkling personality, mv Betty Grable legs, and my genius to some other dreamer. I, BETTY BOA RDM AN, leave my passion for ‘Georgia-thick’ milk to Anne Henderson’s cats. I, FRANCES NUNN, leave my serenity to Nancy Boger with Joyce Scott as a shining example. I, LYNN DWYER, leave my athletic prowess to M.V.S.’s cricket champ, Va] Moolman. I, BETTY’ STOETZER, leave my meticulous methods to all future Glenbrook-ers. L JUDY PLASTER, leave my math ponies AND Anne Lane to Pat Lcphfew, I. ANNE ROTHERY, leave my poetic abilities to Ogden Nash. Continued on next page

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SKETCHES favorite E xf rsssion If you see what I mean!. Let’s Go to Nick’s! Vote for Willfcie! Hot dog ! . „ Stop it, Bibba ! Look at him! Ambition double ring ceremony™ — foreign correspondents chorus girl.... to go to Vassar to christen a battleship, cowgirl. — Navy wife- Probable End Fort Smith, Arkansas Gossip Columnist “Rockette” Cum Laude .... Bootlegger . Prince ton co-ed Time makes all things clear! „ ..... Oh, gee! — — ...University of Toronto That’s life! .... . ....... 1 cain’t stan ' it!.. . .. Hi, you rll! — - I’m in a rut!.-.™ ... ... Fm telling you! Ohj dear ! ....... Oh, poo!i! . But, Mrs. Currier!.... How simply divine! It’s pathetic}. This is the apex !. ...... Oh, bocschtL — ..... Oh, dear 1 . „ ... , Little chum ! ™. — — HcI1g! .„. Oh, go on! „... ...to live in the West Indies , .veteri narian „ to stick to a diet....™. ...to be an intellect .. dress designer..™.. A. A . F. wife . Same Beachcomber Dog catcher Circus fat lady ——Nut House Dressmaker absolutely nothing... marriage ....political writer.. f ash ion designer— . to own a plane ....-.-to settle down .commercial artist -. .. l n formation booth Mrs. America, 19S0 .—Soap box orator Ad r i a n ' ’s compe ciror ™.™.Bush pilot ..Cook’s Touring Agency Cartoonist .chemist.., Real cute! Really?- , Well, I mean— — - — !„„„ politician — ■ ■ - . ...archeologist- ...to travel around the world— — to sing with Sinatra ... — ..Discovery of new element .Clare Luce’s protege to live in S. America, .to be a poet Grave digger Stowaway on tramp ship Opera singer —.Coffee planter’s wife — Irving Berlin’s assistant Well, 1 don’t see why!.— — bacteriologist , . Fail to! ..to make up her mind-.. — . Is he cute?.. ..... - color girl — ™™ — - — ... “Bug” house Mr, Agony’s secretary Ten children

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Continued from previous page I, PATTY SUNDBLOM, leave my hour-glass figure to whomever would like to shape her career as I have, 1, SUE MENZEL, leave my BOOK OF RULES ON EVERYTHING FROM MICE TO MEN to Sue Maloney. 1, JANE GALIGHER, leave the Gatesley phone, complete with slugs, to Mr. Lloyd, L BING LIND, leave my precious bottle of peroxide to Liz Lyman. L DOR LEGGE, leave anything less than an Ensign, PERIOD! I, ABBY WILLARD, leave my men to swell the ranks of Catherine Whittaker’s ‘gang’, l, BIBBA ELLIS, leave my femininity to Alice Carey Kimmel. I, JEAN DAVIS, leave my little black book {Volume L-W) to Joan Epstein, Betty Henry, and Jane Hyman to fight over, I, JANE MACAULAY, leave a certain tall, dark, and handsome Landonite to Chris McCartin. I, BELLE KARSUNKY, leave my priceless copy of HOW TO GET AND HOLD A MAN to all eager third formers. I, JOAN D1MMITT, leave my ability to reach the top shelf to Topsy {Doris Moses), I, ANNE BRINTON, leave my dramatic flair to Babs Cole, to have and to hold. 1, MOLLY MAGUIRE, leave my many, many MOLLY-BEN bracelets to Molly Goodrich, I, BETTY HALL, and 1, JUNE HASKELL, leave the day students’ room in a state of utter destruction. 1, PATTY ROSICKl, leave my silver skates, my pillow, and my Absorbine Jr, to Tribbv. I, PEGGY ROGERS, leave my black sweater to Peggy Winfrey, I, ANNE IVEY, leave my two-way stretch to Mi mi Maekall. I, NANCY MONTGOMERY, leave with Senorlta’s permission. Knowing well that our days at M.V.S. arc numbered, we the fourth form class, do herewith proclaim the above our last will and testament, in witness thereof, we set our hands and seal this thirtieth day of March, nineteen hundred and forty- four.