Mount Pleasant High School - Tattler Yearbook (Mount Pleasant, IA)

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The Target JAMES HILL, that great railroad builder has said: Unless you can save some money, the secret of success is not in you Start an Account Now in the Bank that Service Built And Receive Four Per Cent Compound Interest Farmers and Merchants Savings Bank Mt. Pleasant, Iowa When You Build HER a Home- Give her the best, and the best way to do this is to trade with V. NAGLE 81 SON We Make a Sbecialty of Home Conveniences and Home Comforts Let us draw your plans and you will be assured of EVERY convenience V. NAGLE 6: SCN Mt' lfflfisant

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The Target IfY an S and an I and an O and a U With an X at the end spell Su And an E and a Y and an E spell I Pray what is a fellow to do When also an S and an I and a G And an HED spell side There is nothing much left for a speller to do But go commit SIOUXEYESIGHED. Miss Votaw: Your reading was very good. Harold: The gestures were particulary natural. Miss Votaw: Where did you get them? Harold Karrer: Git what? Miss Votaw: The gestures. H. K.: I ain't got the gestoors. It's the hives. Irma: I Want a husband who is easily pleased. Helen Miller: Don't worry, dearg that is the kind you'll get. Ray Caris: Suppose a fellow's best girl gets mad when he asks her for a kiss? a Poofy: Take it without asking. Ray: Suppose she gets mad then. Poofy: Then he's got some other fellow's girl. Barney: Yes, I've resolved to give up betting and drinking and Dick P.:I-Iuh! You'll never keep that resolution. Barney: I'll bet you the drinks I do. ' When you're foolin' in the Study Hall An' havin' lots of fun, A laughin' and a jabberin' As if you time had come, You'd better watch your corners, And keep kinder lookin' out, Er Mr. jackson 'll get you If you don't watch out.

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T h e T a r g e t CAN U IMAGINE P P P Dean without her little spit curl, Or blue eyes instead of gray for Myrle. ? ? ? Camel not happy and with tiny feet, Violette Green anything but neat. P P P Nellie J. without her perfumed lip stick, Or Paul Chaney being a possible hick. ? P P Can you imagine Miss Grace short, Or Miss Votaw excusing a late book report P P P Mr. Peters with a moustache on his lipg Den with an empty flask upon his hip. ? ? ? Mary Forbes with a figure quite thing Suzanne with Trissie Wilson's grin. ? ? ? Mary Weir without her many curls: M. P. H. S. without the Senior girls: ? ? ? Pucker without his dear sweet chubbieg Adelia Mills short and stubby. ? ? ? Louise not fond of rods and Miles: Bud Miller not an authority on styles. ? ? ? Regina Connor without her va1np'y eyesg Mary Dietrich not talking about her guys. P P P Fish Wright a Methodist preacherg Bernhard not trying to bluff a teacher. P P P M. P. H. S. without its famous detention: And other things too numerous to mention. P P P vs Do you want a hair cut? Prof. J.: No, I want them all cut. Barber: Any particular way? Prof.: Yes, off. Mother: What's this 60 on your card for? Den. Lee: Oh, that't the temperature of the room.