Mount Morris College - Life Yearbook (Mount Morris, IL)

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sez ' sr ms 'fe ms Just a Few Personals He takes no one hut himself seriously and no one takes him seriously hut him- self.-Dennis, I have neither wit nor words, nor worth, nor power of speech. I simply talk :ind babble on.+Homer lllough. .X child in the kindergarten of inno- cence.-Camphell. M .Si 3 She lost her head when he proposed But he. ll tritle holder Made search for it distrzlctcdly And found it-on his shoulder, .58 .4 .4 XYI15' does the Angel powder her mee so much? So she can shoot off her mouth. .4 J! .4 -You may rave of athletic delights, flf the joys of the hurdles :ind x':xulting', Of the heroes of hard foot-hall lights, XYho emerge hluck and hluc, lame and halting, Of the fun of Z1 basket hull game, .-Xnd of tennis, and hockey and howling. .N toast to your honor and fame, Hut l'll take my exercise strolling. -Harold Thompson. He herehy applies for the position ill instructor in strolling for the year 'lil-'I-L JI M 3 Mr. Hrumlmangh- The only fault that l can Find with Prof. Sherrick's home is that there is only one pzlrlor and two daughters. Now the question is, who has the hest right to that parlor --Sliorh or myself? Later reports and happenings show that it has lmeen settled. Shorh uses it one Sunday night and llrumhnugh the next. Some Things That Would Improve M. M. C. Almolishinent of exams. Morris chairs and lounging couches. llomestic Science course. liirls' '.liI'Zl.Yt'llIlQ' llasket llzlll Team. Refreshments hetween classes. chicken at the dining hall twice ll week and pie other days. .Xllow the students to recite with their hooks open. More lf+'s. .4 A2 J! .X prohlem for the Geometry Class- lf ll ily got tangled in the milk would the ereznn separator? ,NU ,SC ,NC Things That Were Never Seen. lidith llarnhizer without Thompson. lizlrl Stouffcr with zi good lesson. Klzlzy XYard :md john Klitchel at a hasket lvztll game. lluekingham without a grin. Cilurk Myers indifferent to the fair sex. Leo lilickenstzlff with 21 girl. .-Xu Epieureun Cap and an Eat ll Pie cap worn hy girls in the sznne crowd tonly oncel. Miss Howden minding' her own lmusi- ness. llomer Hlough not knowing every- thing. Xlztltie lferns ztwilke during physics reeif tntion. Ralph lllahoy studying. .4 -4 .Sl XYhen Paul Newcomer dies the only word which will he appropriate to inscrihe on his tomb-stone is oVerwork. RMMOUNT MORRIS COLLEGES! Y , A-I A '