Mount Morris College - Life Yearbook (Mount Morris, IL)

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' ite ff J .Ip ww . .... 99 :iii II I' I W U XQX .I - X i R , 7 H? Q li X ,Vi ,ff .tt O f . F I ' 9 .- - ' D I K 5?-E if - - .5 li ' ' is., 24 lj .,cf- 'f--'figT:7T' - ,Wit fa 1 7: f r- 7 'ff' X' New Books. Hints on Spooningj'-Mary Steele. How to Cut Chapel -Valniie XN'ise. I'Iow I Curl My Hair -Viola New- comer. Willy I started Swearing -Iillenberg- er, The liind of a Man I I.ike iHelen llvylie. I'Ioxv to Keep Dates -Iilizabeth Sharer. IImv I Got Thin -Delta I.ieIlty. I.atest Ideas in Klillineryn-Grace Xcher. IIow I Enjoyed the Iiasket Ball Game at DeKalb --Maud Bosworth. Are Sideburns attractive to a Girl -- Maurine Wingert. ,et ,sz V ,se A Warning to the Boys. Little smoking parties Held in rooms alwne. Makes another student Join the tolks at home. .SF 3 .4 Raymond Stouffer in I'hysies-J'I'ro- lessor Sxvope. what is my grade? Swope--- Your grade is G-. You should be ashamed to Ict all the other girls in the class do better than youf' M M A Inferences. Mr. Franc got to school on time one morning-he's going to be sick. lilnier Cripe came to school with his hair combed--heis in love. Murry Wlclty looks tired-too much bowling on the last basket ball trip. Ennnert Wolf studied hard last even- ing-it was the night before exams. at A QS The Kgs. gave a banquet one night. lYeIl. they deserve some kind of a receipt for the amusement they have given us. 74 AC 759 Want Ads. XX'anted-More girls in the Senior Class.-Senior boys. Wianted-.-Xnother exhibition from the Senior Class in chapel.-NVhole school. NN'anted-A private secretary who will attend all my classes, pass my exams. and call me in time to attend to my numerous social engagements.-Joseph Murphy. W'anted-More spirit in the Junior Class. XYanted-Another week of Band fair. --Prof. Nye. XYanted-A new scheme to get money from home.-The boys. 14 N 3 Half Shots. I was made only to be adniired-.Xvery Stouffer. Much study is a weariness of the flesh. -XV. Brubaker. VVith some fair maid he loved to roam, while another still hc loved at home.- D. Martin. lt is not always women who love to gossip--I I. Shaw. Nay, nay, 'twas a mistake, he never should have left the woods.-Clark Myers. A32- A l Azz A MUUNT MORRI CCILE ' 34 s .ii G11 as 66 Ali

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at iLife ' 75 XCR 755 lil I ll4,5f 0 mr? rlmlru L.fM.M.C Maxweltoifs braes are bonnv. but Mac- beth hath murdered sleep! Answer me burning shades of night XYhat's wealth untold. to me Alone I stood upon the bridge The girl! Uh where was she! 35,52 A traveler in Indiana noticed that a farmer was having trouble with his horse. It would start, go slowly for a short dis- tance and then stop again. Thereupon the farmer would have great difficulty in getting it started. Finally the traveler approached and said. Is he balky? No Is he sick?', Not as I know of, but he's so danged afraid I'll say whoa and he won't hear me that he stops every two seconds to listen. A3 JI A3 Prof, Shively tafter long-winded proofl - And now class we get x : tl. Mr. Stouffcr in a sleepy voice- CieeI All that work for nothing. V59 759 M How to Get a Girl. tDcdicated to 'iCub NVolfe. l There is but one way to approach them and suffer no defeat. Do not perform any gymnastics to attract their attention. Do not thrust your presence unnecessar- ily before them. 'Perhaps you will get but an icy glare in reply, but remember that hope cannot be congealed by zero weather. lf at length you receive en- courafrement-a winning' smile-ildo not mistake the satirie gigglel you may con- tinue your advances. .Xpproach on two feet set at an angle of 450. how graciously neither stiftiy or hurriedly. Ilut on a pleasant face but with no watermelon grin and stand not like a stork on alter- natings legs but on both feet. Ilold your cap in your hand, neither twirl or juggle it. and converse glibly. Mention the mercury-spilling weather. the beauty of the glistening snow. her expensive furs and rosy cheeks. To do these things well Evill inake you greatly sought and longed or. llarold Smith tin .Xgricultural Classl - XYhy don't the farmers cut hay in the winter time when it's cooler? I'rot. Iieltner-- They are too busy making ice cream for the live stock. J! JI Q4 A Few Suggestions. IJon't hesitate to chew gum during class. Ile live or ten minutes late to every class. .Xlways he striving to increase your vocabulary with such words as Gee! Gosh! Durn it! Ilang around the teachers all you can. l,aughing heartilv at the Profs'. jokes will get you a good stand-in. 3 JU 3 Positions to Which. the Seniors Are Aspiring. Clinton Shearer-Salvation Army lead- er. tiilbert 'Betts-Piano tuner. .Xda Shank-.Xctress. Ilugh Ronar-Umbrella lixer. Gail Brubaker-NYife of a Professor in Manual Training. Leland Templeton-Music instructor at XI. M. C. Iloiner Blough-Professor in matri- mony. Dorothv Sherrick-Sutfragette. Ray W'olf-Scissors sharpner. Iilizabeth Iiike-Klanicurist. Nettie Rieken-Ifortune teller. Mable Miller-XYasher woman. Valmie Xvise-Vaudeville actor, ,Ioseph KIurphv--Illacksmith. Xvilbur Brubaker-Ilreacher. Ruth Sharer-Instructor in stacking rooms. lVarner Glotfelty-I Iorse dentist. M N .4 The other dav the class in agriculture was discussing the growth and cultiva- tion of the sugar cane when Miss Gitt re- marked. XYe raise cane tcainl down home but I don't know what kind it is. - ..l I X MQUNT MGRRIS COLLEGFXQ4 'RFQ 6? Jn- 0

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sux sez 4 is 'fe as .1- The Senior's Memorandum Slil'TEMl3lER. ll!-Much greenness appears. 14-Old couples reunited.-Oscars XYcand's. llrumbaughs etc. 13-Campus tickets-50 cents. 16-Prof. Sherrick appears bewhisk- ered. 16-Program changed-Freshies get lost. IT-Program rearranged-teachers de- mand study. 18-Society spirit. Rush for new mem- bers. 720--President J. E. shines shoes. 21-Student's reception. Stub makes hit. 7213-Brumbaugh begins boarding in D. ll. 24-Blough and Shorb organize Bach- elorls Club. 35-Ruth gives Wilbur the mitten. 215-Hamer sends semi-weekly. 27-Mohler puts on clean collar. 28-.-Xcd. Sen. classify. 3:0-j. li. orders burglar alarm in attic way. ,SF 74 ,SP OCTOBER. l f-Xthite goes Trout lishing. 4-Prof. llendrickson comes to Iirst class with shoes unbuttoned. 5-Amphyet picnic: eats! Yum! Yuml! TAI-lamer gathers autumn leaves for Gertrude. S-Coll. girls get struck on Prof. lleery. I1--Pres. I. E. sends to Chicago Bureau for chapel speeches. 12-A 'Iii appears on smokestack. Academy junior bewildered. 13-Three barrels syrup ordered for D. H. 14-Hamer orders semi-weekly to come daily. 15-Swope examines diamond rings at tive and ten cent store. 18-Murphy fell in Pine Creek. 19-Murphy almost dry. 20-Sunday-Rev. Neher and Sister Brubaker conducted services at Silver Creek. 2l--Ellenbcrger-walking library, late for supper once. 732-Geometry exam return Y-? Papers evidently graded on scale of fifty. 24-Prof. l7ike's wife caught him smok- ing corn silk. 25-More 'Asyrup and tooth picks or- dered. 26-Academy seniors organize tor busi- ness. 28-Howard caught planting lip- ticklesu corner of Ladies Dorm. 251AAcademy Juniors talk of organiz- - mg. NOVEMBER. I--Ray Spurgeon stole sly glances from bashtul maiden. 3-Swiped? Prof. Fike's candy. -n .i-Students take night off and study. 4-VVilson e l e c t e d- l3ullmoose dehorned. J- spent S1 I ,2- Bachelor Club bo't jug cider-night in revalry. Replogle and Cook quit, llarold-.XdaAparlor-first time. 1.1-Seniors miss supper-class meet- ing. I6-Hamer caught in Prof. Culler's hen coop.-j? 18-Lircus-juniors eo to see elephant. I9- lletts leads a single life. 0-Grace-may l bestow my affec- tions on you-Sorrenson. 23-Sharp had a Fyte down Lovers Lane. . 25-lil'L1lJ2iliCl' goes to Chicago-buys Xmas presents tor children. ,Ni ,Sl ,SU DECEMBER. 1-Prof. Beery makes hit in society. 0 -1 04' -Mayer opposed to girl associates. XYealld grows whiskers. -lAViola melancholy-whiskers are removed. G-D. J. departs lrom ways ot verac- itv. 10---Shaw slept with feet out window. trip- 18 Hi-Murphy arranges for lYaterloo 7 -Viola and Gail plan Xmas vacation for Oscar and John. 520-Rrumbaugh boards out again. 20-Vacation-students le a v e fo r home. 25-Christmas- Joy and Love at home. A at 3 i JANUARY. 1-Students return. Seniors resolve to studv. 2 riage, -Hamer arrives-rumors of mar- Ii-Murphv and PIHHICI' ousted from Bachelors' Club 4-Seniors decide to publish annual for SIIFC. 5-,l. E.. Shively and D. D. have auto fever. 45-Miss VX'ingert reprimanded for gum chewing, 8-Mohler, Swope and Swartz escape down rope from dorm. window. Harvey got ducked. I0-Ronar buys pleated bosom shirts. 14--VVarner discontinue-s his college ind? and joins Bachelors Club. R .. Y MOUNT MORRIS ooLLEGE RCN 'XCR