Mount Morris College - Life Yearbook (Mount Morris, IL)

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N12 ite N A lf! T F ma!! ii gf J i t wr. Sorrenson in I gs - 'e will take the life of Sh'1l'espeare ton or- row please eome prepared' ere was 'i young l'i y ' n .y XYho was so excessively thin That when she essrtyed To drink lemonade She slipped through the straw 'ind f'll 'n. -must have hten Miss Cu J. I if Q2 ' 3 5300 I I I I ' 'Vg' T I 5 fr I if ' I l I , I T dz- K' . I ' A I I 'xl lfneli li lll XX I 4 x , 'I ,59 ,SC st S lh . H .d T101 l nn 4 K I , C Y K Q 1 V' 1 ll ,NZ ,SC ,SE ' Mr. Hamer- There are always two I sides to an argument, I Mr. Heekman- Yes, yours and the right one. I A ag .4 ' Mr. Culler- Name another poem in this periodf! I Miss Smith- Gray's lilegy hy opiu- I smithf A M ,H I XYhy is Ruth XVylie like a potatoe? I Because she always has her specs AI M 14 ' As Gulf, was going out one eve. I llis father questioned, VVhither? , .Xnd 'KCuh not wishing to deeeive. ' XYith blushes answered, A6XYith her! A 3 A Q Dorothy Sherriek Cafter 12 o'eloekj-- ' And would you really put yourself out for my sake?!' I Shorb- Indeed l would! I Dorothy- Tlien do it please. l'm aw- fully sleepy. g .sz ,4 .se I Latin Prof. Cgiving dictation sen- teneesl- Slave where is thy horse? I lillenberger ffrightenedl- lt's under my chair, sir, l wasn't using it. A word to the wise is sumeient. Dis- I eard all Latin Ponies. , 24 3 .Sl Can You Imagine? I Peg llrower. when he eouldn't ask I a foolish ouestion? ' llomer lllongh with a girl? M 3 M I Ma ' y Thls Never Happen. I l,ittle Ifreshie on his skates. 1 Going out to tempt the fates. N Crack! a hluhher! Same old story. Une more lfreshie Gone to glory. ,Nl JZ ,NF Yalmie XYise in Latin l- Kiss is a noun, though generally used as a eon- junetion. lt is never declined. lt is more common than proper. lt is not very singular and is generally used in the plural and agrees with 'me. ' 3 3 3 Mr. lYesner Iarranging the Seniors for :i pieturel- Shearer, do you want your feet to show? Shearerfnlf they look good to you put them in. Mr. XYesner- l was not thinking of looks, l was merely Iiguring on spaeefl 3 3 752 Nettie Rieken was very mueh atlfeetel when she reeeived her last exam. paper. Iler eyes dropped, her voiee hroke. her taee fell, and linally she burst into tears. Q59 Q59 M Xvhen Stub llruhaker sings. its al- ways, 'Tlhl Oh! Oli! Oh! Oh! You beau- tiful doll. ,NI A! JZ lIere's to exams, where one has to tell Things he don't know, in words he eanyt spell.iBetts, JZ 92 .52 l wonder who's kissing her now.-D, J. Shofb. J! 3 M A Welcome to the Farmer Boys. XYe love thy inuttler red. that mother made. I Thy stylish clothes of latest l,1lI'lS style Thy wristlets, tie and socks of purple shade. llut most ot all. thy hroad and grinning smile, ,SC .4 92 One night Mr. Templeton was over- heard praetising his pieee for expression. .Xlthough he got the words a little mixed the effect was pleasing: The sea! The sea! The open sea! Roll on! Roll on thou deep! 5 MOUNT MORRIS COIIFCE Q! 7 ate U e' 'XCR

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at iLife ' 75 XCR 755 lil I ll4,5f 0 mr? rlmlru L.fM.M.C Maxweltoifs braes are bonnv. but Mac- beth hath murdered sleep! Answer me burning shades of night XYhat's wealth untold. to me Alone I stood upon the bridge The girl! Uh where was she! 35,52 A traveler in Indiana noticed that a farmer was having trouble with his horse. It would start, go slowly for a short dis- tance and then stop again. Thereupon the farmer would have great difficulty in getting it started. Finally the traveler approached and said. Is he balky? No Is he sick?', Not as I know of, but he's so danged afraid I'll say whoa and he won't hear me that he stops every two seconds to listen. A3 JI A3 Prof, Shively tafter long-winded proofl - And now class we get x : tl. Mr. Stouffcr in a sleepy voice- CieeI All that work for nothing. V59 759 M How to Get a Girl. tDcdicated to 'iCub NVolfe. l There is but one way to approach them and suffer no defeat. Do not perform any gymnastics to attract their attention. Do not thrust your presence unnecessar- ily before them. 'Perhaps you will get but an icy glare in reply, but remember that hope cannot be congealed by zero weather. lf at length you receive en- courafrement-a winning' smile-ildo not mistake the satirie gigglel you may con- tinue your advances. .Xpproach on two feet set at an angle of 450. how graciously neither stiftiy or hurriedly. Ilut on a pleasant face but with no watermelon grin and stand not like a stork on alter- natings legs but on both feet. Ilold your cap in your hand, neither twirl or juggle it. and converse glibly. Mention the mercury-spilling weather. the beauty of the glistening snow. her expensive furs and rosy cheeks. To do these things well Evill inake you greatly sought and longed or. llarold Smith tin .Xgricultural Classl - XYhy don't the farmers cut hay in the winter time when it's cooler? I'rot. Iieltner-- They are too busy making ice cream for the live stock. J! JI Q4 A Few Suggestions. IJon't hesitate to chew gum during class. Ile live or ten minutes late to every class. .Xlways he striving to increase your vocabulary with such words as Gee! Gosh! Durn it! Ilang around the teachers all you can. l,aughing heartilv at the Profs'. jokes will get you a good stand-in. 3 JU 3 Positions to Which. the Seniors Are Aspiring. Clinton Shearer-Salvation Army lead- er. tiilbert 'Betts-Piano tuner. .Xda Shank-.Xctress. Ilugh Ronar-Umbrella lixer. Gail Brubaker-NYife of a Professor in Manual Training. Leland Templeton-Music instructor at XI. M. C. Iloiner Blough-Professor in matri- mony. Dorothv Sherrick-Sutfragette. Ray W'olf-Scissors sharpner. Iilizabeth Iiike-Klanicurist. Nettie Rieken-Ifortune teller. Mable Miller-XYasher woman. Valmie Xvise-Vaudeville actor, ,Ioseph KIurphv--Illacksmith. Xvilbur Brubaker-Ilreacher. Ruth Sharer-Instructor in stacking rooms. lVarner Glotfelty-I Iorse dentist. M N .4 The other dav the class in agriculture was discussing the growth and cultiva- tion of the sugar cane when Miss Gitt re- marked. XYe raise cane tcainl down home but I don't know what kind it is. - ..l I X MQUNT MGRRIS COLLEGFXQ4 'RFQ 6? Jn- 0