Mount Carmel Township High School - Kismet Yearbook (Locust Gap, PA)

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U' 1 1, 1 215 2 4 A teacher of histfry, she asked of a scholar The technical name of such bills as a dollar, The scholar forbearsg no answer she dares, lllonit ask us to tell what did ioller. SF if SF 4? Her legs moved fast, The teachers faster: They met in the hall, Result-disaster 96 S' 49 SS Marge: Isn't it funny that Washington and Lincoln were both born on holidays? Miss Donnelly: What are you drawing, Myr1? Myrl: A horse and wagon. Miss Donnelly: I see the horse, but not the wagon. lVIy1'l: The horse has to draw that. 'lk if 4? 9? Miss Stief Ctrying to explain the meaning of the wcrd litera- turefl: Kitty K., from what word is 'literature' derived? Klinger: From 'litera,' meaning a letter. Miss Stief: Well, if I should say Mr. Jones is a man of letters, what would l mean '? Klinger: T11a't he's an athlete. 'hi 'lf :Ki Sl: Florence: Why did they stop him from running with the ball?' Johnny: They didn't want him to make a touchdown. Florence: But I thought the object of the game was to inakc a touchdown? Johnny: Yes, but he was running toward the wrong goal, Florence: Well, they don't have to knock him dzwn to 'tell him about it Everybody makes mistakes. fl? Sk SS 36 Conductor fto Cora Felker, entering the car vigorously ap- plying powdfer puffy: Your fare, miss. Cora: What did you say? Conductor: I said, your fare, miss. Cora: Oh, do you think so, too? FIFTY-FOUR

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1, ? I Miss Stief: Paul, suppose a stanza rhymes like this-a, b, a, b. What kind of a rhyme is it? Holda: Jewish if 4? 49 ar First Senior: If Mississippi were her New Jersey, what would Delaware? Second Senior: Idaho, Alaska. if 48 SF it Chemistry Teacher fwho after talking about a half hour dis- covers Ed asleep in the rear of the roomj : Wake that fellow. Kip in the rear: Dc it yourself, you put him to sleepf' 511 St 2511 1? Wise Senior fto missionaryjz Do you save girls? Missionary: Yes, W. S.: Save me a blonde. 114 :lk SF 46 Mae and McGill Went up the hill fto Nataliej A curve up there was sharp, The car upset, Jack's going yet And Mae's playing on a harp. 4? ff? :HC 911 McAndrew: All the great men are dying, in fact, I d3n't fofl well myself. 49 if 29 Blk A CAREFUL DIAGNOSIS Does you doubt mah wuhd, do you call me a liar? Nossuh, I jes wishes to infer you has elcphantiasis of the im- aginationf' Sf Si 4? ilk Mr. McHale: Don't look out the window, boys. Dldn't you ever see snow beBore?', McAndrew: Not this snow, Mr. McHaleR' Marge ion crowded trolley carl: What have you got in that package, Mae? Mae: One of them portable radios. Marge: Gee! If you can tune in on 'The Star Spangled Banner' maybe we can get a seat. FIFTY-THREE

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