Mount Carmel Township High School - Kismet Yearbook (Locust Gap, PA)

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1, ? I Miss Stief: Paul, suppose a stanza rhymes like this-a, b, a, b. What kind of a rhyme is it? Holda: Jewish if 4? 49 ar First Senior: If Mississippi were her New Jersey, what would Delaware? Second Senior: Idaho, Alaska. if 48 SF it Chemistry Teacher fwho after talking about a half hour dis- covers Ed asleep in the rear of the roomj : Wake that fellow. Kip in the rear: Dc it yourself, you put him to sleepf' 511 St 2511 1? Wise Senior fto missionaryjz Do you save girls? Missionary: Yes, W. S.: Save me a blonde. 114 :lk SF 46 Mae and McGill Went up the hill fto Nataliej A curve up there was sharp, The car upset, Jack's going yet And Mae's playing on a harp. 4? ff? :HC 911 McAndrew: All the great men are dying, in fact, I d3n't fofl well myself. 49 if 29 Blk A CAREFUL DIAGNOSIS Does you doubt mah wuhd, do you call me a liar? Nossuh, I jes wishes to infer you has elcphantiasis of the im- aginationf' Sf Si 4? ilk Mr. McHale: Don't look out the window, boys. Dldn't you ever see snow beBore?', McAndrew: Not this snow, Mr. McHaleR' Marge ion crowded trolley carl: What have you got in that package, Mae? Mae: One of them portable radios. Marge: Gee! If you can tune in on 'The Star Spangled Banner' maybe we can get a seat. FIFTY-THREE

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HN 2G,fX . ,!.' 2 1 IE Prof. Schu Cto inattentive classy: Class, watch the black- board while I go through it again. Blk 'KC 276 SG Miss Ekivington: What do you know about Czecho- Slovakia? . Mary Williams: Well, it's hard to say. it Sk 'JF :lk They called him Swift because he was such a ham. ik ik :lk SF Skeets: Did ya ever hear of the Red Sea? Mary: I sure did. Skeets: Well, I painted it. Mary fpeevedj: Say, did you ever hear of the Dead Sea? Skeets: Yeah Mary: Well, I killed it. Si IK: 93 111 Prof. Schu: Ella, tell us about bromide? Ella: All about bromide? Prof. Schu: Oh, no! Only what you know. 5? SF SF SF Miss Skivington ftrying to explain the meaning of the word alliance,'J: Suppose two cats get on the back fence and decide to sing a few songs. That would be an alliance, would it not?,' me, Kip Deane fin the rearj: Naw, that 'ud be a nuisance! it is S? la Alex: Is your old man workin'? Kulick: Naw, he's a cop. 16 'fi r Dora: Guess what I saw. Helen: What? Dora: Everything I looked atf' f Blk 16 Sl' 492 Cannon fat the dancej: She said she would never forget and I'm positive she meant it. Madden: What makes you think so?' Cannon: I stepped on her foot eight times. :Xl :lk :lk :lk Well, I'll be darned, said the hole in the sock. Sk 464 SF JF Gerry: I wish Napoleon had been an Irishman. Mae: Why? Gerry: That's what I said on my exam. paper. FIFTY-TWO

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U' 1 1, 1 215 2 4 A teacher of histfry, she asked of a scholar The technical name of such bills as a dollar, The scholar forbearsg no answer she dares, lllonit ask us to tell what did ioller. SF if SF 4? Her legs moved fast, The teachers faster: They met in the hall, Result-disaster 96 S' 49 SS Marge: Isn't it funny that Washington and Lincoln were both born on holidays? Miss Donnelly: What are you drawing, Myr1? Myrl: A horse and wagon. Miss Donnelly: I see the horse, but not the wagon. lVIy1'l: The horse has to draw that. 'lk if 4? 9? Miss Stief Ctrying to explain the meaning of the wcrd litera- turefl: Kitty K., from what word is 'literature' derived? Klinger: From 'litera,' meaning a letter. Miss Stief: Well, if I should say Mr. Jones is a man of letters, what would l mean '? Klinger: T11a't he's an athlete. 'hi 'lf :Ki Sl: Florence: Why did they stop him from running with the ball?' Johnny: They didn't want him to make a touchdown. Florence: But I thought the object of the game was to inakc a touchdown? Johnny: Yes, but he was running toward the wrong goal, Florence: Well, they don't have to knock him dzwn to 'tell him about it Everybody makes mistakes. fl? Sk SS 36 Conductor fto Cora Felker, entering the car vigorously ap- plying powdfer puffy: Your fare, miss. Cora: What did you say? Conductor: I said, your fare, miss. Cora: Oh, do you think so, too? FIFTY-FOUR