Moundsville High School - Orospolitan Yearbook (Moundsville, WV)

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Page Eight PLEASE GAZE-AT IT Septohei tllirty-t0othlWIfl92 AT TI-IE TI-IEATREIS At the Clyker-Seventh Ave. t'ontinuous Verfornmnee Romeo and Juliet. lndelinite Min+ At the Stranded liulry Franklin. Anita Ovies, and ' Little Jo l-'owler in 'l'hree Muskee- teersf' At the Spark Murphy Fahey in 4l3rown's Si-hool Days. At the Rex-A11 Mid Smith as Little Eva in l'nele 'l'om's t'ahin. At the Beech Nut NVildeye German, Murphy Fahey. liozo Young: and Luke Mereer in 'l'he lflour Horsemen of the 'Fohaceo laps. Next Week: SPECIAL Duck Fahey in -L5 Minutes from Hundred ADMISSION Une Plug' l5rown's Mule Definitions of Love l.ove is an ahseess on the poeket hook --Carl German. liove is trouhle-Millard Cooper l,ove is the unknown of my next ex- periment-Andrew Jones l.ove is great-'l'ater Phase Love is one eontinued fuss-Ralph Kirhy liove is true: have had experienee- ll. ll. Truman Minnie: Mother, whieh dress shall l wear to school today? Mother: I don't know dear+li X must see whieh is the eleaiiestf' Minnie: IVill you find out, please, lieeause l want to know whether to wash for a square ueek or a round one.' E ADVERTISEMENTS l xx'Ax'l'i4:1i-x1m ii.-21.1.-.1 on-i. i hlillill'1l iltHiIHtI', -A-H i lAiS'l', SiI'ilj'l'tl or Stolen' Swine- hotly stole my gal. Sam llunter. ' lfllli SALE: Spec-ial mop heads. Ibouald Snyder. lllilili W.-XX'l'lCI'Jg Six strong men to Irine' in the taters on my farm. l'Qlino1'i'lyke1'. What's Wrong with These Sentences? l've driven it three thousand miles, said lloward Vilriglit, and I have never gone over twenty miles an hour. 'l'he fourth asseinhlyf' said Miss Sawyer, is the hest I've ever seen. l never speak to the hoys ahout their eonduetf' l must hurry along, said U. P. YW-lls, 'for I have a lot of work I 'want to do. t'No, l ean't eat a thing anymore, answered Josephine Ferris: My appetite has left me. Miss Sigafoose has a pupil who per- sists in writing, l have wrote. She determined to Cure him of the hahit so she told him to write the words, I have written. 100 times after school. She left him and went. to a faculty meeting. 'When she returned she found this note: Dear Teacher: I have wrote I have written WU times and I have went home. Mr. llarveyffl forgot my umbrella this morning. Miss Moore: How did you come to rememher you had forgotten it? Mr. Harvey: IVell l raised my hand to shut it when it stopped rain- me. '