Moundsville High School - Orospolitan Yearbook (Moundsville, WV)

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gage-Eolli' iw Y W PLEASE GAZE-AT IT Septober thirty-tooth, 1492 THE 0RI-ICLE KIDDEM ALLA TIMEE Sees All Knows All Answers All Things I. Dear Oraele: In my tours thru- out the eity I have notieed a young man wearing a Gas Mask. Why does he wear it all the time? -Iay Tea. Pea. Answer: That is J. K, l'hase and you are mistaken alwout him wearing a. Gas Mask. That is his faee. 2, Dear Ui-aele: IVhat heeame of that live dollar hill I had Saturday night I-Maek. Answer: You gave it to the gentle- man for that last pint. Zi, Dear Kiddeni Alla 'I'i'n1ee: IN'hat is Andrew Jones' favorite song?- H. IE. Answer: A Kiss in the Dark or IVhy Did I Kiss that Girl? 4. Dear Uld 'I'iniee: What heeanie ot my hox of Aspirin? NYho has got it I-Ii. D, Wiant. Answer: Aliee Voitle got It for The headaehe. 3. Dear Mystie: IVhat is an ainanu- ensis .'+IIelen. Answer: Why llelen, I am sur- prised at you. You sould know that we eannot answer sueh personal questions in this eolumn. I advise you to eonsult your family physieian. li. Dear Sage: Why is Donald Me- liill so sueeesstul while playing I'luehre'?-Sain Ilunter Answer: lfleeause he always has the right liiauer. T. Dear Alla 'l'imee: Where in town may I reeeive instruetion in the man- ly art ot self-defense? -1'has, Ash- worth. ' Answer: Ilattling Herman Postle- thwaite is giving lessons, Address 4-I Iiareus Ave. S, Dear Uraele: Ilow did Gus Me- Mahon get the medal he wears 'F- Kelley. Answer: IIe got it for running. He outran the owner and three policemen. 9. Dear Kiddem: l'larence Lowe elaims he is an aerohat, Does he tell the truth '?-M. J. Answer: Yes. He ran up the eur- tain in Chapel the other clay. III. Dear Soothsayer: At the Senior Play I saw a shiek in a dress suit. who looked adorahle. NVho was it, and can I get an introduction to him? -Susie. Answer: 'I'he gentleman whom you saw was Hon. Ilarold lioyarsky. I am sorry to tell you that he doesn't speak to common people. II. Dear Mystic Man: NVhy does the rahhle say that Iiee Iiurgess is never satistied I--Iaek Answer: AVhy -Iaek, you know he is forever wanting Moore. I2. Dear Mr. Timee: XVhat eaused the lrig explosion ?-Iliekett Answer:Sonie of l'ourtney's hot air. III. Dear Alla Timee: I am thinking ot buying an automobile. IVhat kind should I get I-Fam-is Kelley. Answer: llny a Iled Iiird, I4. Dear Prophet: I am thinking of puehasing a neektie for Brother -lim IVhat eolor should it he I-Duek Answer: Drown is the favorite. 15, Dear l'rystal Gazer: I have been told that I have eonsideral:-le talent for aeting. What sort of play should I engage in, and what role should I take in it I-I rank I,auter. Answer: Try out for the leading man in I'nele IIIUIIIIH l'ahin. Ili. Dear AVISUIIIZIIIZ Why did Eldon Suter give up his dairy lu1siness?- .Iaek IVeaver. Answer: Ile says that he eouldn't. inake deliveries. The eow didn't know her way almout the streets very well, and sometimes got lost. IT. Dear Kiddeln: I am a young man looking for a girl. Van you tell me where to get one Fflilushing Glen- nie liroek. Answer: See Duke Knight. Ile has more than he needs now. IS. Dear Draele: I have heard my friends talk ahout slow-motion pictures. What are they?-Joe Answer: Take a clay off sometime and watch C. P. Wells.

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Septoher thirty-tooth. 1492 PLEASE THE PLATE OF FASHION l.atest Dispatches from l'ai-is indi- eate that men and women will wear elothes this year. For men the Douglas Fairbanks model is the newest thing. Already some of oul' lllU1't' stylish readers suvh as Iloward Stilwell and others are wearing it. Hoop skirts are no longer lu-ing worn in l'aris. A very knoliliy suit of Heliotrope oileloth is the latest thing from lion- don. For the tinal touches which add so niueh to the appearance of the suit. one hlaek and one violet shoe is worn. A red handana liainlkerehief plaeed loosely in the 4-oat poeket and a wind- sor tie sets otf the combination whieh is extremely striking. Mme. liizette offers as her loveliest spring ereatiou, a ehie suit ot' t'armine Valspar. trimmed in olive drab and Voolidge eongoleum. This year snutf boxes will not he earried hy the ultra-fashionalile. Poet 's Corner Here is presented the liest of the current poetry. If I were a liird, my wings would he The strongest in this whole eountry. Because everyone hates me so I shouldn't dare to tly along slow. -.ltjllfl Floyd Taylor. '21 Experience I've travelled this world over, ln years. about a score. I had a dog and his name was My papa doesn't keep a store. -XVilliam IIieks. '25. Free Verse My mind is like the eity dump There are old papers. and tin cans. I'eanut shells and In-oken liottles. The refuse ot' Past Romances. -Piekett. '25 Rover. Death My ol pal. Vharley was liuried deep, lfriend Bill went. up in smoke. I think l'll leave this mortal eoil Danglin' on a rope. -Two Gun. YES. GAZE-AT IT i Page Five BEAUTY AIDS A good taee wash is 2 parts nitrie aeid. I part sulphurie aeid and Il parts persimnion juiee, apply immediately I after rising and you will he surprised l at the ehange in your UUIIIPIPXIUII. 'l'o remove exeess dirt from the face we advise a weakened solution of ehile eon earne and axle grease. X You may have the eharni of skin you love to touehu it you will care- fully exeeute the following exereises twiee daily. Rise on one toot and with the other kiek the wall eleven times. - I'laee your head upon the tloor and hit it nine times with a twenty pound sledge alternate eleven times serateli- ing your head with a rake and stiek- ing your finger in the eleetrie light Soekef. HOUSEHOLD HINTS If bothered with mosquitoes, move north. t'hildren should not play the piano with a hatehet. Fly paper on a chair shows great stiek-to-you-iveuess. If your husliand makes love to the eook-tire the husband. Husbands are easy to get. Love thy neighlior as thyself-if he or she is not married. Silenee is golden. Get rieh quick! It troubled with miee in the pantry keep two or three feroeious lilaek snakes to keep them down. IIon't worry trying to raise the rent-the landlord will do it for you. Don't kill your wife liy hard lalior. Let a washing machine do the dirty work. I A solution of lysol and gasoline makes 11 good garnish for creamed tomatoes. Never hlow on your soup to eool it. It takes too long. Fan it with your hat. I'hotographs should not he placed on the piano. The other fellow may eall unexpectedly.