Moundsville High School - Orospolitan Yearbook (Moundsville, WV)

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Sc-pfolwr tllirty-f11otl1, H92 l'l.l'1.XSl'IGAZIC-A'l'l'l' l'uge 'l'l11'n-0 EW COURSES UFFERED AT Y. M. C. A. IGHT SCHO0L FI E WORK D0 E BY oUR ATHLETES llilllilllilll. SlllM'l'llllf'llfll'lll nt' tha- Y. Xt thi- ,Xllllll?ll -l1111i111' fllyiiipii- Xl. lf .X stziti-nl lzist e-V1-11i11g: thzit il flz11114-s hi-lil hy tht- Y, Xl, f'. A. lzist l'0lll'N0 i11 l4211lQllilg'0S wmlhl hm- sift:-rm-tl w1-1-li.tl11-zifliln-tt-s of Kl1n11111lNYill1- lligh i11 the- Y night Nvlimil this j'l'ilI'. This, S1-Iiuul sliwwl-ll tht- ri-siilts uf' tha-ir i11 1-1111,i1111rtiw111 with tha- Vllglllfll' siih- t1'z1i11i11g' hy l'illDllll'lllQ.f illlllfml all fit' ,it-1-ts g1'lY1'll, roiituls out thi- l'flllI'S1' i11 1l1.- ,ly-4-Ht., Um- lmys I'4'l'l'lYl'll HEI of sm-h il waxy that it lllillU'N it as 1'Ul1l- fhl- lfllQ'lYl'l1. plete- as any Q-lm-111m-11t:11'y nigrht sm-lmol lll the- Ilup-S1-oft-l1 f'Yf'lllN llmiulil i11 tht- 1-o1111t1'y nffn-1's. 'l'ht- i11st1'11ctw1's Nh-Hill funk first illlfl fins Sli-Blailiml. :ill lizivv IllilNlQ'l' ale-giw-1,-s i11 thi-ir thirtl. Y2l1'l1lllN 4,'lllll'Nt'S. l11 thc 'l'i1l4lh-- l flll0Xl'lllgl' is tl.YXYlllliS 'l'1111r- the list ol' zuhli- L 11111111-11t thi- hi, tions to the- 1- ' 1-all lzuls surf l'll'lllll1ll whit-h ' prist-tl :ill hy airs- to ht- 111z1nl1 1 t ai li i ll gg' 1-V1-1'y Freiit-li. - 'l'w11 f heist- first, II. lJivisin11s. ll1y1s1r111 llllf' mul, XX 111. llit-ks y' Straws 1-V1-nts Sf1'01lQ' right wt-rv all fiiliflll 2ll'lll, 'l'1-Xt l,l2lj'lllj.l' tht- Fit-lil hy hy lllllllll lligrh S1-lirml. liulpli Xvll'Q.!'lll. We took first mill st-1-011ml ill ln-ap lllNll'lll'lUl'-liillllll llzixwe-ll, l 'l'UfJ', thirtl gr11i11g' fo Spring of Strol- llivisioii 'l'w11f'l'l1e- art uf' FI'Q'Ill'll. ing' llifh. Blvxlklllfbll first, -hw flyit-s This th-ails with pusiiig. llirvct llllllll- si-1-mul. ml iNTilllg1'lll i11 tliisi-11111-st-, lllSll'l1f'tUl' lll tha- lliflv Zlllll Sw-li g'2llllf'S thrw- f-fius Blvllulmli. nf mir zitliln-tvs wa-rv lll Yl'I' it, -lm- Zl. lih-1111-11tz11'yz1111l .Xmlvaiif-1-tl ling- l'lllis.Al11l5' -lime-4, illlll -lflllll Villlilllilll. lish--'l'wo IJix'isiu11s. l'1-1111111-t Yt'l'llll'tl to ht- thi- KI. II. S, Divisiml fllll'-f'0l'I'01'I uszigu- of' thu- f':1x'w1-iff-. lievzlllsf- .lom-s. Warner and x'z11'io11s f'o1'111s ut' l'1Ilgl'llNll, H1-re thi- llit-ks all fic-ml fur first plzire. stuth-11t is tziugrht that Hliltlll the Le-ft Ill Post flffii-1-, ,XI1fl1'PXV -111114-s took l'1llg1'liNll is tht- right english. IllNll'lll thu- first plat-1-, lizirl Huwzirfl st-1-o111l, tor: l I'2lllli IInwz11'd. :1111l Il. ll, 'lll'llllliiIl third. llivisimi Two-,-Xtlvulit-eil l,'UllI'Sl'. llrrip tht- llniitllw-1-1-l1i1-f': .Xllfll'l'W lla-w1'se l':llQ'llSll 111111 Maissf- nrt- -M1111-s first. .'Xl'flllll' Amlams st-1-111111, :mtl stumlim-ml i11 this 1-hiss. T1-xts, Huw tu II, ll. 'l'1'11111z111 thiril. Blake at Hit hy Mi--liziel S111-111111. 111111 l11 the Nlzirhh- 'l'o11r11z11111-111 our Sl11mt at Wrinkh- hy Ilfiwztril griw-zitt-st 1llS2lIlpUilltlllelll was 1'2lllH0d xVl'lg.l'lIl. l11st1'111-tml'-2411111 ll1111tc-1'. l'l'UIll thi- fm-t that Ilmizilml M1-flill Wils clisqiiulifif-ml for 1111111-l1i11g. Alllll'l'W -lone-s was high point 111z111. The- Lord freezes tht- NYHfl'l'. hut whih- Il. D. 'I'1'u111a11 was sy-c-m1d in you havv to cut your own ice-. lllllllllvl' nf' points j1'2ll'llt'l'6ll.

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P2129 Two Y WW H i Y WFIIEASE GAZE-AT IT Sepfober thirty-tooth, 1492 AT LAST Mr. Charles Jeffers has at last got a positio11. He says that people seem to think that ho is erooked. He sees no reason for tl1is erroneous idea. llll- less they were jllllglllg' llllll by his nose. IN MEMORIAM Klr. liowell I ?Sll9l'lS prize pony died yesterday. Il1'.Fisl1er is very sad over its deatl1. because it l1as l1ee11 his daily eo111pa11ion for 211111051 a year and 11218 11ee11 t'llQ'ilg1'U1l witl1 him in many battles against Vaesar. FALSE ALARM Fire departlnent was ealled to ans- wer a false alarni last evening at tl1e hoine of Mr. John llull. A passer- by glaneiiig' Ill1'0llQ'll the IVl1lil0XV and 11otil-ing' wl1at he thought was a blaze ininiediately ealled the lire de- partnient. IVhen it arrived tl1ere seenied to be no tire. lt is presuined that tl1e person wl1o turned i11 the t1l?1l'lll got a glimpse of llr. llull's hair. ELECTION RESULTS 111 tl1e reeent eleetion Eldon Suter defeated l1alpl1 XYkiI'l1t'l' for the posi- llfbll of General lioer of Dirty 1Vork by niajority of T11 votes. For the position of Smoke G1'i11der. llalph l'iekett was eleeted being' 1111- 111 posed. l f1I' Street 1'r1l1lll1isslr1l1e1'. -Ioe ltlllls defeated William llupp by the ll21l'1'0XV lll2ll'Qlll ol' 18 votes. Kl:1rg1'aret XVeaver defeated Alice Voitle for Snake llllEll'll1l'l'llj' ill votes. .lohn 11411111111 for Klayor. heat l'll2ll'lt'N Vriswell by Tl votes.- ll. 17. rllflllllklll, llll41PIH1St'1l was eleeted Dog- t':1t1'l1e1. lllflyfl Dorsey defeated l'aul ll0ll1'l- ney l'or1'l1ief ot' l'oliee by llfl votes. llot Air 1'o11rt11ey. Max 110111101- ley and .lohn Floyd Taylor. defeated Frank liauter. lllenn li1'llt,'k. Elllfl-101111 llelnis. 1'1-speetively for Vity l'4l1lIll'll. BRIEFS llalph Virgin. who has been on a diet under Doctors orders, is gaining fast a11d is heginiiing to regain that Sr-hool, girl l'0llIPlGXl0Il.i' liota Garvin has just been pledged to the Areher's Club. Tl1e lot11 Beteha T11 Club enter- tained last Saturday evening. Walter Rulong and Carl German were the hosts. I11 tl1e reeent races tl1e dark horses surprised the racing world. Frank Howard took first place. Frank Lau- ter got second nioney. and Jack John- S011 linished the third position. lCldo11 Suter was niilking his eow last Saturday when the a11m1al kicked l1i111 i11 the stable. Doris hvlllgjjllllgl, wl1ile experiment- in2' 5'esterdaY. ent herself i11 the lab'- ratory. Ralph Maxwell wl1o l1elieves that the greatest progress ean be made l1y slow degrees, moved l1is ehair over an- otl1er ineh while ealling' 011 a eertain j'0llllgl' lady last evening. l'arl Gernian. wl1o deposited some nioney i11 the l'ity Bank 801119 time ago. XV9lll' Saturday 811111 drew it out, as the eashier has a IIPXV automobile. A ealf is inissing' from out in the east 01111. The owner was here look- ing' for it yesterday. Nobody, how- ever. i11 this eoniniunity has stolen a ealt' for several days. An extra. large erowd 1111110 out last evening to hear a prog'ra1n by the l'h:1pel lilllU1'llS. After tl1e concert. Klr. llaugrht P1'l1ll'lp?ll of tl1e High School Caine away looking' very sick.

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gage-Eolli' iw Y W PLEASE GAZE-AT IT Septober thirty-tooth, 1492 THE 0RI-ICLE KIDDEM ALLA TIMEE Sees All Knows All Answers All Things I. Dear Oraele: In my tours thru- out the eity I have notieed a young man wearing a Gas Mask. Why does he wear it all the time? -Iay Tea. Pea. Answer: That is J. K, l'hase and you are mistaken alwout him wearing a. Gas Mask. That is his faee. 2, Dear Ui-aele: IVhat heeame of that live dollar hill I had Saturday night I-Maek. Answer: You gave it to the gentle- man for that last pint. Zi, Dear Kiddeni Alla 'I'i'n1ee: IN'hat is Andrew Jones' favorite song?- H. IE. Answer: A Kiss in the Dark or IVhy Did I Kiss that Girl? 4. Dear Uld 'I'iniee: What heeanie ot my hox of Aspirin? NYho has got it I-Ii. D, Wiant. Answer: Aliee Voitle got It for The headaehe. 3. Dear Mystie: IVhat is an ainanu- ensis .'+IIelen. Answer: Why llelen, I am sur- prised at you. You sould know that we eannot answer sueh personal questions in this eolumn. I advise you to eonsult your family physieian. li. Dear Sage: Why is Donald Me- liill so sueeesstul while playing I'luehre'?-Sain Ilunter Answer: lfleeause he always has the right liiauer. T. Dear Alla 'l'imee: Where in town may I reeeive instruetion in the man- ly art ot self-defense? -1'has, Ash- worth. ' Answer: Ilattling Herman Postle- thwaite is giving lessons, Address 4-I Iiareus Ave. S, Dear Uraele: Ilow did Gus Me- Mahon get the medal he wears 'F- Kelley. Answer: IIe got it for running. He outran the owner and three policemen. 9. Dear Kiddem: l'larence Lowe elaims he is an aerohat, Does he tell the truth '?-M. J. Answer: Yes. He ran up the eur- tain in Chapel the other clay. III. Dear Soothsayer: At the Senior Play I saw a shiek in a dress suit. who looked adorahle. NVho was it, and can I get an introduction to him? -Susie. Answer: 'I'he gentleman whom you saw was Hon. Ilarold lioyarsky. I am sorry to tell you that he doesn't speak to common people. II. Dear Mystic Man: NVhy does the rahhle say that Iiee Iiurgess is never satistied I--Iaek Answer: AVhy -Iaek, you know he is forever wanting Moore. I2. Dear Mr. Timee: XVhat eaused the lrig explosion ?-Iliekett Answer:Sonie of l'ourtney's hot air. III. Dear Alla Timee: I am thinking ot buying an automobile. IVhat kind should I get I-Fam-is Kelley. Answer: llny a Iled Iiird, I4. Dear Prophet: I am thinking of puehasing a neektie for Brother -lim IVhat eolor should it he I-Duek Answer: Drown is the favorite. 15, Dear l'rystal Gazer: I have been told that I have eonsideral:-le talent for aeting. What sort of play should I engage in, and what role should I take in it I-I rank I,auter. Answer: Try out for the leading man in I'nele IIIUIIIIH l'ahin. Ili. Dear AVISUIIIZIIIZ Why did Eldon Suter give up his dairy lu1siness?- .Iaek IVeaver. Answer: Ile says that he eouldn't. inake deliveries. The eow didn't know her way almout the streets very well, and sometimes got lost. IT. Dear Kiddeln: I am a young man looking for a girl. Van you tell me where to get one Fflilushing Glen- nie liroek. Answer: See Duke Knight. Ile has more than he needs now. IS. Dear Draele: I have heard my friends talk ahout slow-motion pictures. What are they?-Joe Answer: Take a clay off sometime and watch C. P. Wells.