Morristown Hamblen East High School - Itakha Yearbook (Morristown, TN)

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ITHHHH -:JOKES:- Claud M., lTen years from nowl-Doesn't your wife miss you when you come in at three in the morning? Carl H.- Occasionally, but usually her aim is perfect. Marc H. drove ihis T-model up to the curb. What model do you call that? asked an on-looker. R.F.D. said Mac - Rescued From Dump. Bobie P.-- May I have the last dance with you? Bug R.- You've just had it. Mr. Kelly, absent-minded as usual, went to a store to buy a bottle. He saw one I upside down and exclaimed, How absurd this jar hasnlt any mouth. He turned it over and was once more astonished. Well, the bottoms gone too! Miss Trobaugh- Homer, you can't sleep in this class. Homer B.- I could if Shine wouldn't snore so loud. ' Mr. Fish, making his first attempt at growing chickens, was fhavien-g a slight diffi- culty. He wrote the following letter to the Dept. of Agriculture: Something is wrong with my chickens. Every morning-I findtwo or three lying on -the ground cold and stiff with their feet in- the air. Can you tell me what is the matter? A few days later the answer came. Dear Sir: Your chickens are dead. Hi Bru- I once saved a man's life, but I didn't get a medal for it. Preacher Horner- How so? Hi Bru- Well, a gentleman, considerably intoxicated, came home to his apartment P and turned on the hot water to take a bath. He would have burned to death, only I was the janitor and there was no .hot water. Hoxie Hill- When you ca-me around .the curve I sadd to myself, forty-five at least. Miss Simmons-- Well you're a-way off. It's this hat that makes me look so old. Lyman was takimg his oral entrance exams for the Naval Academy: Officer- Now, where is the mizzen mast? Lyman- I don't know. How long has it been mizzen? Traffic Officer- What do you mean knot stopping 'at a stop light? Let me see your license. Miss Smith- Well, go ahead and look. It's right on the front of my scar. Leslie S. was on a luxurious ocean liner watching a magician do tricks. The magi- cia-n Said he was going 'to do a trick he had never before done. 'He rolled up Ihis sleeves and made several fancy gestures. Just then the ship's boilers blew up. Five minutes later Leslie came up and swimming for .dear life, muttered, darn clever, .darn clever.

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ITHHHH ---Compliments of--- WALNUT WOODCARVING CO. SAVE THE COUPONS C 0 M The Best Part Of The Meal I SERVICE COAL CO. Quality Coal Phone 500 -- Compliments of -- DEONY WILLIAMS Produce Send it to the laundry MORRISTOWN LAUNDRY Co. Dry Cleaning - Rug Cleaning -- Compliments of -- SOUTHERN FURNITURE CO H. w. DICK, Mgr. W mfisai Say It with Flowers and Say It with Ours

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WHHHH ---Compliments of--- HASSON-BRYAN HARDWARE CO. We are here to serve Electrically MITCHELL ELECTRIC CO. Telephone 81 -- Compliments of -- WEESNER-REAMS CO. Furniture Since 1906 -- Compliments of -- -- Compliments of -- DRAPER 81 DARWIN STORES Q. HORTON Nothing High but the Quality SHADDEN MODEL SERVICE STATION Complete line of Gulf Products W. S. ROUSE, Operator ELECTRIC SERVICE 200 East Main Street Phone 181 Morristown, Tenn. Refrigeration Repairs and Service MARSHALUS D. H. MAYES TOURIST COURT Sandwiches Dinners Groceries and Meats Phone 12 - Phone 9134 -- Compliments of -- FRANKLIN CAFE Just Wonderful Food WALTER'S MACHINE SHOP General Machine Work and Welding Phone 198-J