Morristown Hamblen East High School - Itakha Yearbook (Morristown, TN)

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ITHHHH -Q:JOKES:- Jr. Lee to Mae's 'brother--"Liste son h l money Brohher-"What do you want me to do?" Jr. Lee-"Well, I'll give you a quarter if you will get me a lock of your sister's hair." Brother-"Give me a dollar and I'll get the whole wig." n , ow woud you like to earn some pocket on Homer Bray-"Did your watch stop when -it dropped on the floor?" Elmer B.-"Sure, did you think it would go on through ?" Dick L, Con crowded street carl-"Madame, would you like for me strap?" Lady-"No, thank you, I have one." Dick-"Then, would you mind letting go of my Adlam's apple?" to get you a Birdegg H.--"I put a tack in Mr. Murrell's chair today." Marjorie M.--"I'll bet he won't sit down in a hurry." Birdegg-"Neither will I." Leroy H.-"Why are those bees flying around so frantically?" D. Bales-"I guess they 'have hives." Mr. Harville--"Sam, which is the most important, the sun or the moon?" Sam C.-"The moon." i 2 Mr. Harville-"Now, why did you say that ?" i Sam C.-"Well, the' suin, shines in the daytime when .its already brigiht and the moon shines at night when we need it most." Miss Hodges-"Keith, did you think of your lesson today?" Keitih-"Yep." - Miss Hodges-"Did you study it?" Keith-"Nope." Miss Hodges-"Did you read it over?" Keith-"Nope." Miss Hodges-"Well what did you do?" Keith--"Think of it." Miss Mullins-"What were the Phoenecians famous for?" Betty s.-'fB1ands." Mr. Pope-"So you got kicked out of sdhlool for poor eyesight." Tom-"Yep, I mistook one of the teachers for a co-ed." Mac H.-"I don't object to the school. It's the principal of the thing." Miss Trobaugh-"I'd like to try on that hat in the window." Clerk-"Pm sorry, thatfs a mousetrap, but we can copy it for you." Mr. Murrell-"What are three results of the 'battle of Saratoga?" '53 Shine A.-"Some were killed, some were injured, and some weren't hurt at all."

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llllllllll TRACK TEAM SPORTS GIRLS TENNIS: Mildred Garrett, Polly Drinnon, Mary Louise Elkins, Gladys Garrett, Mary Leslie Gentry, Peggy Taylor. BOY'S TENN IS: Sam Cantrell, Tom Pope, Remine Knisley, Lyinan Smith, Ir., Harry Franklin, Edward Harris, Elmer Blackwell, R. G. Allen. Robert Harmon, George xvllltllllgltlll. TRACK: Jack Xllice, Edd Ilolt, Jimmie Pendleton, Cecil Howard. Harry Roddy, Edwin Horner. K. B. Jones, Donald Bales, llarry Franklin, Ben Huffine, Robert Harmon, Elmer Blackwell, R. G. Allen, D. C. Purkey. y GOLF: R. G. Allen, Elmer Blackwell, Robert Harmon. Charles Paxton, Sain Cantrell.

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ITHHHH Remember! ' WESTERN AUTO ASSOCIATE STORE Will ever try to help you . ACCESSORIES - SPORTING SUPPLIES - BICYCLES Come see for yourself 206 Main Street Phone 153 FREELS DRUG STORE Visit our Fountain Expert dispensers in charge ,L MA R KET Everything in the Food Line .BATTLE CREEK HEALTH FOODS HAMILTON NATIONAL BANK of Morristown Strength Reputation Service Member F.D.I.C. Member Federal Reserve System -- Compliments of -- P E R R Y M A N'S Quality Jewelers EVANS BOOK STORE SCHOOL and OFFICE SUPPLIES STATIONERY - ENGRAVING Morristown, Tennessee