Morrison High School - Morrisonian Yearbook (Morrison, IL)

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SENIOR ALPHABET Sllikikllfhk Altie: Acquires All Averages. Edna S: Enjoys Endless Excitement. Ida: Innocence Is Ideal. Gladys: Gifted Gab Giver. Clark: Collars Clothiers Coats.. Ada: Always Adds Accurately. Joyce: Just Joyce. Edna G: Eats Every Eatable. Gertrude: Grand Glorious Girl. Olive: Only One Olive. Lorimer: Livens Lonely Ladies. Grace: Great Gadder. Lucile: Learns Lessons Leisurely. Alfred: Acknowledges All Achievements Glenn: Going, Going, Gone! Helen: Has Harmonic Hands. Elizabeth: Elaborates Every Essential. Arthur: Amuses All Admirers- Edna B: Ever Emotional. Hazel: Has Happy Heart. Jennie: Jabber Jocundly? Edna M: Emphasizes Every Effort. Ruth R: Runs Rather Rapidly. Isaac: Is Instinctively Industrious. Edith: Enchants Each Employer. Donald: Demands Definite Decisions. Ruth D: Ridicules Real Rhymes. Everett: Ever Escapes Eng. IV.

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Senior: fwatching movie of Fatty Arbucklej Is this a comedy or what ? When a circus rider jumps off a horse's back and thru a hoop, does he light on the same spot when he comes down ? Clark S: He hits the same spot on the horse. Miss G: VV hat is a crime ? Isaac V: A crime is where somebody tries to kill or does kill somebody. Mr. Rice: Qin charge of the Assemblyj Irene, you may come up here on the front seat. Miss Borman says a dog has four legs. Marvelous! Belt, when asked if he came out of the movies with a broken neck, replied, I came out with Piggy. Earl Pearson, an ex-high school student, went into a restau- rant and ordered an oyster stew. After it had boiled 15 minutes, the cook asked: Do you want these well done? Pearson: Yes, but don't let them get too hot. Mr. Torrence: Why doesn't the ocean freeze over ? Freda J: Because there's too much water. Mr. Torrence: Music started with the savages, our an- cestorsf' Edna Swanson: What other climatic conditions effected the apple rot besides wet dry weather? Miss Grandon: Along with New York, what other large city have We in the east? Pupil: Pennsylvania Miss Barnes: What was the story of St. Patrick and the snakes. Bayard Gray: Cjust waking upb Oh yes, he had Delirium Tremonsf' Miss Grandon: Was the Revolutionary war justifiable ? Edna M: Was a what ? IrvinWhistler will be disappointed with the Annual as he was too late in handing in his and Ester's picture for the Snap Shot page. A fellow asked a girl to go to a show- She said: You are good to look at, are catchy, are easy to Whistle, but you are written in the wrong key for me.

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