Morrison High School - Morrisonian Yearbook (Morrison, IL)

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TIME WORKS I'1:kS CHANGES, BUT- Ik lk 'Pl' if Will Asmond Nygaard ever forget to say something? Will Irene Robinson ever forget to grin? Will Mr. Mouck dust the desks? Will Alda Ritchie take long steps? Will Lealyn Kidd ever rival Francis Hayden in size? Will we ever get our Gym? Will Lucille Stevens ever get an N. P? Will Elizabeth B. ever forget her powder? Will Clark J. ever have a girl? Will Grace Johnston ever wear a frown? Will Lyle ever forget Cobweb? Will Byard forget his smoke? Will Mr. Rice look through his glasses? Will Lula Austin ever get there on time? Will Isaac ever learn to dance? Will Lorimer Kidd take a hint? Will LeRoy M. fade away? Will Jane Weaver come with curls? Will Dorothy M. go to Chicago? Will Asmond N. become rich as a Detective? Will Otis ever forget to tattle? lffkiklklll Breathes there a man Who never on the side Hath said Ah! that I Was in the Annual. Who ne'er aspired as hero In some bum joke or Wretched pun. Who ne'er how oft he dodged The kodak but hoped that After all they got him ' Who never wished the calendar Should tell, he changed His socks or brought some collar buttons If breathes there such a one May he go down with these Pages, unhonored and unsung, May the vile wretch ne'er have The chance to say Gol ding it! I'm in the Annual. lklilkiklk The Kickers kick because they kick They kick that's all they do. They kick when other kickers kick, Because they're Kickers too.

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Miss B. offers Alda R. an apple. Alda declines. Lulu A: No, Alda doesn't eat any vegetables. Joe S: Say, what do you think my feet were made for ? Glenn: Why, they were made to walk on, weren't they? Mr. Weaver: fGiving lecture on gum chewingb I don't care how much you keep in your mouth, just so you don't chew it. You can have 10c worth in your mouth for all I care. Teacher: Name the five zones ? Bright Boy: Temperate, Intemperate, War, Postal and Zero. She: Did you hear thhe chimney swallow ? Embarrassed Youth: That wasn't the chimney, Ethel. That was I. ! Do you want to see something swell ? HYeS'!! Put a sponge in water. Heard in front of Booth Kr Woodford's. I Dwight H: What are those things in the window ? Grace J: Arch supports. D. H. I thought they were ear flaps. 21111884 Deer brother Itake my pen in hand to tell u what i did one CD friday nite. u no we hav what thae cal a basket bal teem in r skool wel one QD nite we were to go to liens and a big bunch of us got to tha trane and got on, of corse ther was a lot of excitemunt and in tha skrambul two C21 fellas lost ther tikets, thae were Jo shaffenberg Sn peet peetersen. the guy in the uniform cums along and these guys was goin thru ther pants like thae lost ther last sent. At last the guy in the uniform sas com on fork over so the guys thae forked over. neether one CID got no change bak Wel things went along OK til we got to fulton and i gess the people thot an indian sirkus was in towne by the way we went up the street. Wen we got to the bizznes district we went into a res- terant and r teecher mae Grandon, her feet musta shrunk and one CD of her rubbers fell off wen she didn't no it, wen she discov- ered her loss she let out a war hoop and run arond like a hen with her hed cut off. wel she fond it at last and peece and kwiet raned onct mor on the mississippi, after supper we got to lions and plaed r game of basket bal and got beet which was no falt of r's, as thae had a kraker box of a iior to plae on. thae had CD guy who was aful ruff and he hurt sum of r plaers, but at last we got thru and to the deepo which was in clinton. here we was amused somwhat by r frends ASY NIGARD Kr PEET PEETERSEN who plaed trans and funeral and everthing. At last we got home at 4 bells in the morning and the end of a perfect day was over but I was very tired. I remane as ever yur Bruther.

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REFLECTIONS OF A FLUNKER lfTold in Shakespearian Style.j What I think about studying ...... A Midsummer Night's Dream What I think about a Faculty Meeting--Much Ado About Nothing My teacher ................................... The Tempest What I attempted .................... The Taming of the Shrew What she gave me at Examination time .... Measure for Measure My Exam. .......... . ..................... A Comedy of Errors What I consider to be the value of fussing a teacher ........ ------------------------------------Love's Labors Lost lkikffift When once he got right down to biz, I knowed the world would soon be his. lklkirfilfll Let the words of true encouragement be said. Do not wait till he has flunked and life is over, And is beyond recovering and underneath the clover, If you think some praise is due him, NoW's the time to hand it to him, For he cannot read his tombstone when he's dead, Wikis!! The day was dark and dreary, The sun was shining bright. The streets were full of people, But not a soul in sight, The mist was just like cheese-cloth, Which was a funny sight, The people carried sunshades, And it rained all day that night. DID YOU EVER HEAR THESE? HF Il' Ik Ik IF Francis H ..... .. .............. Well now, back home-etc., etc- Mr. Torrence .... ............... ' 'Is that a speciiic fact ? Miss Tuller .- ..... .................. ' 'N ow, please-people Mildred Pearson .....-......................... Oh! Gee Kid! Mr. Weaver ....... .... T his seems to be of very good material Arthur Hatfield ..... ................. ' 'Ohl I'll tell the world 77 Margaret Steiner ........... Got a comb? Got a powder puff ? Miss Ely .............................................. Now boys that was just fine, you girls will have to hurry up Olive Olson ..... -. .................. ,- .... - ....... Oh Cram! Miss Brown ......... -. .......... .- ............. Is that clear? Gladys Kennedy ........................... Oh, fiddle-de-de l Everybody ........................ That's me all over Mabel! Mr. Weaver .... I've been in the business for twenty-three years Miss Barnes--- ........... Now let's all look this up, shall we ? Mr. Rice- Some one will be going up to the Assembly pretty soon 77