Morrison High School - Morrisonian Yearbook (Morrison, IL)

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Miss B. offers Alda R. an apple. Alda declines. Lulu A: No, Alda doesn't eat any vegetables. Joe S: Say, what do you think my feet were made for ? Glenn: Why, they were made to walk on, weren't they? Mr. Weaver: fGiving lecture on gum chewingb I don't care how much you keep in your mouth, just so you don't chew it. You can have 10c worth in your mouth for all I care. Teacher: Name the five zones ? Bright Boy: Temperate, Intemperate, War, Postal and Zero. She: Did you hear thhe chimney swallow ? Embarrassed Youth: That wasn't the chimney, Ethel. That was I. ! Do you want to see something swell ? HYeS'!! Put a sponge in water. Heard in front of Booth Kr Woodford's. I Dwight H: What are those things in the window ? Grace J: Arch supports. D. H. I thought they were ear flaps. 21111884 Deer brother Itake my pen in hand to tell u what i did one CD friday nite. u no we hav what thae cal a basket bal teem in r skool wel one QD nite we were to go to liens and a big bunch of us got to tha trane and got on, of corse ther was a lot of excitemunt and in tha skrambul two C21 fellas lost ther tikets, thae were Jo shaffenberg Sn peet peetersen. the guy in the uniform cums along and these guys was goin thru ther pants like thae lost ther last sent. At last the guy in the uniform sas com on fork over so the guys thae forked over. neether one CID got no change bak Wel things went along OK til we got to fulton and i gess the people thot an indian sirkus was in towne by the way we went up the street. Wen we got to the bizznes district we went into a res- terant and r teecher mae Grandon, her feet musta shrunk and one CD of her rubbers fell off wen she didn't no it, wen she discov- ered her loss she let out a war hoop and run arond like a hen with her hed cut off. wel she fond it at last and peece and kwiet raned onct mor on the mississippi, after supper we got to lions and plaed r game of basket bal and got beet which was no falt of r's, as thae had a kraker box of a iior to plae on. thae had CD guy who was aful ruff and he hurt sum of r plaers, but at last we got thru and to the deepo which was in clinton. here we was amused somwhat by r frends ASY NIGARD Kr PEET PEETERSEN who plaed trans and funeral and everthing. At last we got home at 4 bells in the morning and the end of a perfect day was over but I was very tired. I remane as ever yur Bruther.

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A good handy liar is preferable to the gink who tells you the truth about yourself all the time. Yes, said the shopkeeper, I want a good bright boy to be partly indoors and partly out doors. That's all right, said the applicant, but what becomes of me when the door slams ? The height of precaution for the library student to ask that the library be fumigated again because he found flu in the dic- tionary. if Sk JF Sk lk POPULAR SCIENCE If a pin had a hole in one end instead of a head it would be a needle. The easiest way to extract the wet part of water from an or- dinary goblet is to drink it. While a pound of feathers do not weigh any more than a pound of lead, they are not as painful when bounced off your head. Stains on table linen from blueberry pie are easily removed with a pair of scissors. When books were written on bricks all the hod carriers were literary men. PII wk ek if if Torrence: What weeds grow in cultivated fields. Francis H: Mustard, Class: Noi Francis: Well, anyway, I've seen it grow in cultivated hay fields. Miss Tuller: What was Beowulf? Grace J: A writer. A freshman gave a report of a young lady who was an ac- complished aviatrix- Asmond N: 4 Huh! Women can go up in the air easy enough without an airshipf' Freshie to Senior: I don't want the Seniors to publish an Annual this year because I just know they'll roast me something awful. Jean V: Is Miss Barnes an impressive person ? Glenn Gsell: I don't know, she has pretty eyes. Clark S: ion reading abovel That's not much of a joke. That's true. Ruth Dykema: fat Court Housej The noise up here gets on my nerves like an egg graterf' Before the war Germany had a great many water melons, now all she has is the Rhine.

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TIME WORKS I'1:kS CHANGES, BUT- Ik lk 'Pl' if Will Asmond Nygaard ever forget to say something? Will Irene Robinson ever forget to grin? Will Mr. Mouck dust the desks? Will Alda Ritchie take long steps? Will Lealyn Kidd ever rival Francis Hayden in size? Will we ever get our Gym? Will Lucille Stevens ever get an N. P? Will Elizabeth B. ever forget her powder? Will Clark J. ever have a girl? Will Grace Johnston ever wear a frown? Will Lyle ever forget Cobweb? Will Byard forget his smoke? Will Mr. Rice look through his glasses? Will Lula Austin ever get there on time? Will Isaac ever learn to dance? Will Lorimer Kidd take a hint? Will LeRoy M. fade away? Will Jane Weaver come with curls? Will Dorothy M. go to Chicago? Will Asmond N. become rich as a Detective? Will Otis ever forget to tattle? lffkiklklll Breathes there a man Who never on the side Hath said Ah! that I Was in the Annual. Who ne'er aspired as hero In some bum joke or Wretched pun. Who ne'er how oft he dodged The kodak but hoped that After all they got him ' Who never wished the calendar Should tell, he changed His socks or brought some collar buttons If breathes there such a one May he go down with these Pages, unhonored and unsung, May the vile wretch ne'er have The chance to say Gol ding it! I'm in the Annual. lklilkiklk The Kickers kick because they kick They kick that's all they do. They kick when other kickers kick, Because they're Kickers too.