Morrison High School - Morrisonian Yearbook (Morrison, IL)

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Where is Mr. Weaver ? Clark S: Down stairs counting coal. Alda Ritchie: Did Franklin write his autobiography for the benefit of his ancestory ? Mr. Weaver: flnstructing the girls where to leave their wraps on the night of the receptionj Leave all your clothes at the rest room. Wear as little as possible to get across the street. Maybe you had better wear your rubbers. Ha, Hal from the Assembly. Miss Grandon: Where was the Constitution signed ? Bright Student At the bottom. Miss Brown: When is a thing transparent? Freshie: When you can see through it. Miss B: Give an example. Freshie: A ladder. Lorimer, you may trace the course of Magellan. Lorimer: f'He got as far as the Philippines when he died. Then he sailed south. You can't drive a nail with a sponge no matter how you soak it. Senior: You would be taller, Stub, if you would stand on your head. Stub: How's that '? Senior: Because you'd have a block to stand on. Violets are blue, Roses are red, So is the hair On Dwight Harrington's head. Miss Grandon goes to the bank to cash a check. Cashier: Pm very sorry little girl, but you'll have to take this home and have your mamma sign it. Mr. Weaver, returning from Rockford: 'Tm sorry to see so many absent faces I used to shake hands with. Did you ever stop to consider how absence makes the mark grow rounder? He asked a Miss, What is a kiss Grammatically defined ? I think it a conjunction And cannot be declined. And the Watch on the Rhine has lost its Hans- Knowing that the freezing point is 32 degrees below zero, our own Mr. Torrence of his own clever mood would say the squeezing point must be two in the shade.

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-- GRINS -- fkflfbillkik Verna Belle Edlund: I didn't Wear my old shoes today. They fell me down stairs twice yesterday. English II Exam: Describe in full Raveloe. Answer: Raveloe was a beautiful country home with gold- en stairs. Otis: What large ears you have! Byard: Yes, and if I only had your brains, I'd be a perfect donkey- Helen Rounds: Un Junior debatel Some of us can't be as great men as Wilson. Miss Barnes: Can you tell me what college said that a busi- ness course over loads a High School ? Donald R: Cobweb. Wanted: A book containing everything I don't know. Pocket size perferred. O. .B. Miss Tuller: I tried to give subjects which suit. Lorimer K: Here, mine doesn't suit. You can have it. Freshie: Have you Lamb's Tales '? Frank R: Say, this is a bookstore, not a butcher shop. Margaret S: I would never marry a fellow who was study- mg pharmacy. Helen: Why not ? Margaret: Because I never could bear to live on a farm. Isaac: Ladies are lots better looking than men. Alfred: Why, naturally. Isaac: No, artificially. F. S.: fAt Basket Ball Gamej He'll soon be our best man. Irene: Oh, Scottie! This is so sudden! English Teacher: What did Poor Richard's Almanac con- tain ? Student: Proverbs, jokes and an advertisement of Beech- man's Pills. Miss Tuller: Where are the statues that were donated to the school by one of the classes ? Gertrudde B: One of them has its head off. Miss Tuller: Well, the head could be pasted on. The statue was Victory of Samothracef' Miss Barnes: Give the masculine and feminine of monk. Cripp J: Monk, monkey.

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Deer bruther regards, didyu receve my last leter which was sent sum time ago in which i told yu about r tripp to lions. wel that was sum' tripp. ther isnt much doing around here ecept a bazar which was pulled off last frid. and sat. nite and that was shure sum galla- bazzoo thae had everthing imaginabul ther. as yu get into the outside hall yu go up to a little window and lay down 2 bits 8a the guy hands yu out a peace of cardbord and ten sents wel then yu open the dor and follow the crowd, at the dor anuther guy takes all the pastebords away from you. Just as yu get inside about 16 millyon pretty girls run up to yu and say take a chanct, take a chanct but durnded if i no whether i would or not ther most al of them pretty but thae may be wild, who noes. then thae sas, can i put your name down, and i sas i dont care so thae did and took 10c from me. wel i went thru that ordeel O. K. and just to my left was a guy on a table yellin his head off and turnin a wheel around. Another guy came up to me and give me a stick and took a dime and the guy stopped the wheel and yells 48, 48 whose got 48, som fella back of me yells i hav and he stepped all over myl feet trying to get to the guy on the table- wel just then som one grabbed my paddle and give me a shove and i was pushed along with the crowd to a large open space in the flor and then all young and old grabbed partners and began to dance. Gosh it was sum mixup and crowded oh louie, thae was just like sardeens and thae kept bumping in to each other, wel every time ther was an open space thae all wuld run for it and everyone got ther at once so ther was no use thae just kept struggling along. That remindes me ther is CD one guy in r skool which dont like danc- ing, he is called Izac vandermide, he is a big hevysetter which takes long steppes. he is bitterly aposed to the afor said which he sas is only a for a fella to hug and love a girl, he ought to try that once, maybe he wud get a black i and then again he might not, it all depends' on how kuick yu doge. he also isa hearty Republican, he has sed, Republican men have been shot by assassins but has a demo- crat ?, he asks, No sas he quicklike thae aint worth shooting. He shure is a funy guy but thae say it takes all kinds of people to make this world go round. the last peece thae plaed was homie sweat home and then the crowd run for ther clothes, that is theii coat and hat and CU one great big guy that was in the rush stepped all over my foot anti then looked down to me and sas HAR? HAR, HAR? did i step on yur foot, , i speaks up quick like and sas HAR, HAR, HAR, no yu big fish yu just smashed QU one leg, then the crowed once again took possession of me and at last i got my hat and coat and got out. i also was out about 4 bones and was aful lame wher that guy stepped on me hopping yu r the same i remane as ever yur bruther. This room is as noisy as a skeleton having a fit on a hardwood floor.