Morrison High School - Morrisonian Yearbook (Morrison, IL)

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FRESHMEN LITERARY Miss Barnes in a Physiography Class:-How can you tell the dif- ference between the Lithosphere, Hydrosphere and Atmosphere? Freshie:-Well, the water is wet. Miss Brown in Latin 1 to Freshie: -What gender is that word? Freshie:-Nominative. Miss Brown:-That's the way people talk in their dreams. Freshie to a friend:-How is it you never have a cold? Second Freshie:-Because I'm always wrapped up in my work. Miss Borman to Freshie:-What did you let X equal? Freshie:-Anne's age. Miss B:-And what is her age? Freshie:-Minus four. Miss B:-How do you make that out? Fresh:-Anne will be born four years from now. Miss Barnes in English 1:-Per- meate means to soak through: can anyone give an example? Freshie:-Air permeates through the room. Miss Barnes:-It can't soak through the room. Freshie:-It can through the window. Second Freshie:--Rain can per- meate through an umbrella. Miss Barnes:-It can't through mine. Freshie to Miss Borman:-Can a , erson be punished for something lie hasn't done? Miss Borman:-Of course not. Freshie:-Well, I haven't done my algebra. - Freshman:-Mr. Weaver, do you not think my argument sound? Mr. Weaver.-Yes, mostly. Neighbor to father of Freshman: -How does your son get along with his studies? Father of Freshman:-Fine, he doesn't bother them in the least. Principal to Freshman:--In what course do you expect to graduate? Freshie:--In the course of time. Freshie talking to another Freshie over the telephone. First F:--1'm here all alone and I hear a mouse down cellar. Second F. at the other end of the line:-Don't worry, l'm right here. Miss Barnes in English recitation: -Who was Ivanhoe's best friend? Freshie:-The disinhe rited Knight. Freshie to clerk in store:-I'd like to buy some hooks. Clerk:-What size do you want? Freshie:-just natural ones. Miss Borman:-What kind of a problem is that? Freshie:-One of those inspec- tors, I guess. Freshman in English recitation: -When you go out to find a bee's nest, take a little honey with you, Second Freshie:-What kind of a honey do you take? Miss Barnes:-What is the setting of a story? ' Freshie:--The place where it sets. Teacher:-What is a'vacuum? Freshie:-I havent in my head but I can't express it.

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FRESHMEN Florence Elwinger . . PreSideI1I Crystal Frost . . . ViCe-Pri-2Sid6nt Asmund Nigaard . .' Treasurer Frank Petersen .... . Pep Leader CLASS YELL Hippity, Hippity, yore Sophomores, Juniors, Seniors Hear us roar. 1923 rah! rah! rah! CLASS COLORS-CRIMSON AND WHITE CLASS ROLL TOP ROVV-LEFT TO RIGHT George McClennan Liota Irion Russell White Warren Plantaber Lawrence Durward Raymond Beswick Joshua West Frank Petersen John Stegenga Asmund N igaard John Jacobsen Tena Wilkins Bessie Shane MIDDLE Row Louise Harrington Pearl Curtis Marian Chapin Jane Weaver Dorothy Reed Ivy Beswick Ruth Stevens Bessie Swanson Crystal Frost Carrie Sprinkle Florence Elwinger Esther Burns Lenore Yohn Elsie Roselieb Edna Wilkins BOTTOM Row Bernice Bailey Mabel Knox Ilazel McElrath Thelma Storer Frank Rounds Arthur Mulcay Fern Baker Stella Barnhard Agnes F lostrom Pearl Anderson Allen Weaver Clarence Tillema Mabel Jacobs Freda Scherer

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