Morrison High School - Morrisonian Yearbook (Morrison, IL)

Text from Pages 1 - 82 of the 1919 volume:

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And with you the other classes, As usual had some fun. But now you've told your story And played your little tune Until you've made the trip across This large Assembly Room. The Annual, which you've given us Will tell a story true, How you have worked for other's good, Which was so good of you. Your starting life's long journey And here's good luck to you. We hope that you'll all prosper And be successes through and through. Signed- The Under-class-men. 97 L. L. MINOR HONOR ROLL OF MORRISON HIGH SCHOOL The following list indicates the former pupils of M. H. S. who served their country since 1917. This list is complete as far as we know. Abbott, Howard Allen, Harold t'Angell, Albert Anspach, George C. Austin, Clarence L. Austin, Ralph Beardsworth, Alpheus Beardsworth, Will Bent, Manington Bradley, Lincoln Brearton, James Brearton, Martin Bretz, John C. Bretz, William Burkitt, Harold W. Burkitt, Lawrence J. Collins, Alfred Cook, Durward Donichy, Ralph Ewers, William M. Fadden, Harold L. Fletcher, Freeman Flikkema, Everett Flikkema, John M. Gallentine, Julian G. Green, George W. Green, Sherman ,-Green, Helen S. tGridley, John Hamilton, Henry +Hamilton, John Hanson, Clark S. Hanson, Roy C. Heath, Glenn G. Heath, Carl Heath, Max l'Hiddleson, Alfred H. Hiddleson, Spears Hollinshead, Bayard Hulett, James Isenhart, Howard tJansma, William A. Kidd, Clayton S. Kidd, George King, Howard Kleinschrodt, B. Knox, Loy J. Knox, Ruel Knox, Walter Koster, Herman Lewis, Charles Rex Lewis, Ralph M. Lawery, James Lingel, Andrew J. Lister, Wallace Martin, Henery Mathew, Lewis Mathew, Roy Markey, Louis K. +McDearmon, Marion 'McLennan, Jessie Meakins, Carl Melville, H. B. Milne, George Y. Minor, L. L. Mitchell, Arnold Morley, W. H. Nightser, Harold V. Nicholson, Herbert Nowlen, Claire, Nowlen, Proctor Osborn, Harvey W. Owells, Albert Pearson, Raymond Peterson, Emerson Preston, Joe YPotter, Anna Ramsay, R. M. Reid, Harold W. Reid, Norman Reynolds, Elsworth J. Riley, Joshua Robertson, John Ross, Frank Ryerson, Paul Seger, Ralph Smith, Harold Smith, Glenn L. D. Smith, Frank Smaltz, Elsworth l'Snyder, Edward Schultz, Foster Snyder, William Clifton Spafford, J. Allan Spelley, Joe Sullivan, Samuel J. Swanson, Andrew C. Thornton, Clyde Tucker, William Weaver, Earl E. Weaver, Robert H. Webber, Ralph Wentz, Howard Wessel, James E. Xi fv K X I if X ft lilliillli llll llll ala!!! ,gl - I K Imam! rg I ffl - ' ' L? ii S ' 1 . A4 , T. Q I , f v l X 2 4 i ii X. I I - , , . RAN' 41' Q., UI . K f fl A f IIIIIII 1 I f 'C faig i X iff: 'fs- LS y I I 9 f I I: F gg 1 Y J 'M W' ,Y I is 4 ' , H- ,,vfn1l H If X f' X-175 ' 'fQQ,isfO 4 'Slit THE FACULTY MAE E. CRANDON A. B. MARIORIE G. ELY PRINCIPAL l Oberlin College Univemggyggglxlichigan VOCAL AND INSTRUMENTAL W. E. WEAVER A. B. q SUIIEERgNgEi5IDEN'I' no o lege CIVICS AND ECONOMICS C. CARLENE FULLER A. B. LOUISE C. BROWN PH. B University of NVisconsin S0001 Side Academy FRENCH AND ENGLISH University of Chicago LATIN, PHYSIOLOGY AND BIOLOGY HOWARD I. TORRENCE A. B. Monmouth College. University of Illinois. PHYSICS AND CHEMISTRY MABEL M. BORMAN A. B. LILLIAN L. BARNES A. B. University of Illinois University of Illinois MATHEMATICS ENGLISH JAMES E. RICE BO Normal University OKEEPING COMMERCIAL ARITHMETIC If F N 'I N X X xywfx KU 'wkQ3'wf X '-f'JJfiQ M , . Ji, Y-H. Nw? XX J X .1 f,,, Vijffijv y1x ' X X , x X F122 f' Y' 3 I X X J, .fff 3 v:1'f7! i? f 1, ', ' r- T 1 , ' f , N9 Q..'3QiiSgx WZ if Y x 'X xl e X x R S u g-'ff XX xy 3 A 'L VW , X X j mix X Q N s h CfAss fffczfes, gfsnuv Mayfgs 29,35-,J lf- GIAJS EAINEJ, 11:5-PESIJ mf 'V-5-ofjfgg Simson, 5,1-caz721:,f4rcf-1154-'Vflfl GLENN HOOVER Hunan Let's not talk, l1e's the editor. President Senior Class. First Aid. Editor Morrisonian. GRACE JOHNSTON CRIPP Her friends are manyQ her enemies few. Cripp, you'ra a Captain! I-Iere's to You! Glee Club President. Gym '16, Annual Board First Aid. ALFRED BRIGGS LABUGSH Shall I be Attorney General or President of U. S? Treasurer Junior Class. Business Manager Morrisonian. First Aid. IDA PRESTON GLIDAHYS A most pleasing countenance to look upon. ' Gym 'l6. Girls' Glee Club. First Aid. EDN A SWANSON --swAN1E Little, but Oh My! Vice President Freshman Class. Secretary and Treasurer Senior Class. Glee Club. Annual Board. Gym 'l6. First Aid. OLIVE OLSON OLLIE Innocence is bliss. Secretary and Treasurer Sophomore and Junior Class. Annual Board. Girls' Glce Club. First Aid. JOYCE HEATH LLJUDY11 A light heart lives long. Glee Club. ISAAC VANDERMYDE SQUIRE There are two things on earth I don't wantg dancing pumps and a girl. IENNIE TILLEMA HJENNH A quiet and modest maiden, she. First Aid. LORIMER KIDD PUSSY Past praying for. Basket Ball '18 and '19. Cheer Leader '18, Junior Vice President. Annual Board. GERTRUDE BLEAN TRUDIE . She has two eyes so small and bright-beware Gym '16. Glee Club. Annual Board. ADA MILLER tLDOT1a Some few are seen and not heard. Girls' Glee Club '19, First Aid. RUTH RINGLAND HITUR Smiles cost nothing and are worth much. Entered M. H, S. September '18, Glee Club. Annual Board. GLADYS KENNEDY -'G1.ADDtE There now, l've gone and got my finger in it.' Vice President Senior Class. Girls' Glee Club. Annual Board. Gym '16, First Aid. EVERETT BELT 6 tBELTH All great men are dead, Ifeel rather ill myself.' Orchestra '18 and '19. Basket Ball '18 and '19, Annual Board. Entered M. H. S. September '18 LUCILLE STEVENS CHUB She doeth all things well. Girls' Glee Club. Gym '16. Annual Board. First Aid. CLARK SMOUSE ffsmouslzf' 1'll answer him by law, l'll not move an inch President Freshman Class. Annual Board. RUTH DYKEMA BOOTS Silence does not indicate lack of wisdom. Glee Club. Annual Board. EDNA MATHEW GLEDN Nature made her what she is And ne'er made such another. ALTIE BRANDS HSNIGGLESH Quiet, quizzical and quick. Fixst Aid. 5' 1 EDITH CURTIS ILEDYY7 M, H. S. is best after all. DONALD ROBERTSON GKDONW What would M. H. S. be without a Robertson? HAZEL HOOVER HAZY Some of our best have come from Albany. Entered M. H. S. September '18. Girls' Glee Club. EDNA GAFFEY SHORTlE Ireland must be heaven. EDNA BARNHARD BARNEY To be of service rather than to be conspicuous. Entered M. H. S. September '19, HELEN PUDDIFOOT PUDDlE Music from her finger tips doth flow. President Sophomore and junior Classes. Gym '16, Glec Club. Annual Board. Accompanist '17, '18, '19. ARTHUR HATFIELD SPECKS XVhen joy and duty clash Let duty go to smash. ELIZABETH BRUINS -BETH If fussing gave credits, I'd have my degree. Annual Board. First Aid. 'l V x fg 4 X C w 'l xv 1 M: AP. ,K ,, 3 4. F 2 .- SENIOR HISTORY We, the class of 1919, entered Morrison High School in September 1915, the largest class up to that date. We were green, of course all Freshmen are and especially those from the country. There was the usual hazing by the other classes, especially Sophomores, but some of the green country boys were not hazed. After the first bi-monthly examination, which was a regular terror to the Freshmen, the class organized and chose its officers. The boys won a great victory, elect- ing Clark J. Smouse president, and Cyril Hammer treasurer. The boys were less numerous than the girls but they concentrated their vote on one man, thus winning the election. And so the year wore on, with the usual misdemeanors and consequent lectures from Supt. Weaver. In the spring, an athletic contest was held at the Fair Grounds and the Freshmen scored a whole point thru the prowess of one Edwin Boyd. The next fall school was delayed, somewhat due to the fact that the assembly room was enlarged to make room for the oncoming hordes of Freshmen. We, as Sophomores, thought we were it, and hazed the poor little Freshmen almost to tears. We soon came to our senses, or rather lost our senses, when we got hold of the Geometry and Latin books. Nothing much was accomplished that year by the Sophomores except a lot of studying, which helped to increase our grailes. A number of the boys left school May l, however, to work on arms. In 1917, the previous Sophomores entered school as intelligent juniors. The class was well organized with Helen Puddifoot as pres- ident. Under the able management of Treasurer Briggs, all back dues were collected and, with the money made from the Junior stand, the class was put on a sound financial basis. This happy condition could not last, however, for in the spring the Seniors were given their blow- out with bad effects on the treasury of the Juniors. When we, as Seniors, entered school next fall, we found that the boiler was condemned. Without heat, it was impossible to hold reci- tations, so school was closed. School was supposed to open every Monday and Wednesday till the flu set in. School reopened some- time in December and oh, the studying. Everything and everybody ran at full speed and were doing so yet at the time this history was compiled. And so here we will leave the Senior class, a group of young men and women. Soon they will leave Morrison High School for- ever, some will go to higher institutions of learning, others will take up humbler tasks, but little difference does it make as long as each one endeavors to do his best and at all times strives for higher ideals. If this could only happen, then the efforts of their teachers in the high school, grammar school, and last but not least, in the home, will not have been in vain. SENIOR PROPHECY One day in the Spring of 1930, as I was leaving a dry-goods whole- sale-house in NewYork, I was startled by the greeting. Hello, there, Lucile, and on turning round saw an old class- mate from M. H. S. Well, hello, Donald! Who would .ever expect to meet you in this city so far from home? How does it happen? O, I am traveling for a publishing house. My specialty is Latin textbooks. Don't you want to buy one? No thanks. How are you these days? Fine! What brings you here? I came to buy a stock of .spring suits. I'm buyer for the cloak and suit department of MCAlllSt6f'S.,, Pretty good! Yes, Donald, but you should hear about the rest of the bunch that went to school with us. Gladys, for instance. She has a dancing school in Chicago. I hear she's doing fine there. You remember she started the business way back in M. H. S. by teaching Isaac--he is in the State Legislature. Everybody says he will be elected Governor next year. He was great in civics, you know. Well, well, of course.. He always wanted to find out who paid the expenses of public officers. Where 1S Gertrude now? I suppose she married long ago. N o, she has a large class inn music. She teaches vocal and instru- mental. And Helen is some pianist. She was Galh CUfC1,S accom- panist on her last tour. Ruth, Ruth Ringland I mean, has a private kindergarten in Cleveland. You know she had plenty of practice with children at home. They say she is making a great success of it. Ada is teaching in a little town near Morrison-I can't remember the name. She was perfectly happy and contented the last time I saw her. And Edna Swanson-I suppose she's married, isn't she, Lucile? Now, Donald, prepare for a shock. Pm not over my surprise yet. We all thought she'd be on the staff of the Sentinel after it changed hands but instead she went in for nursing. She's the Superintendent of the Morrison Sanitarium. You would hardly recognize our Edna in tl1is position as a nurse. ' What's this about the Sentinel's changing hands? u Oh, didn't you hear? That happened quite a while back. Glenn is the new editor. It is a daily now. It's certainly a paper you can rely upon. Have you heard about any of our classmates? Just one, Lucile. I saw in the Chicago Tribune the other. day that our friend Alfred was elected President of Northwestern Univer- sity. That's quite an honor for one of our class. Well, I'm not surprised at that. He used to know all about oligies and isms. I must tell you about Ida Preston. She teaches Domestic Science in M. H. S. Even in high school days she was noted for her cakes, so you see, Donald, she has just broadened out. But folks say she is going to change to a class of one soon. How about Edna Mathew? . She is a doctor with a large practice. Maybe you have read some of her articles in the Daily Sentinel called The Way to Health. No, I have never read any. Do you know anything about Olive? The last I heard of her, she was doing research work for the University of Chicago. She was to go to Europe soon to look up some old records of Columbus' voyages. Edna Barnhard and Edna Gaffey both married soon after they finished high school. They live on farms near Morrison. And Joyce-you remember Joyce-she is head stenographer for the mail order firm of Belt 8: Smouse, Men's Furnishings. That certainly is a fine store. Lorimer and Arthur, the famous comedians, buy all their costumes there. They are on the Orpheum circuit now and make Clinton quite often. They're a scream. Goodness, our old class has made quite a showing. Where are Elizabeth and Alta? O, Elizabeth has a hair-dressing shop and beauty parlor in Ster- ling. It's quite a big place. Alta didn't go into business like most of the girls. She married right after graduation day. Hazel Hoover works in a drug store down in Albany. She hated to be away from home so she decided to settle there. Edith Curtis makes a fine law- yer. As soon as women are given full franchise rights, I suppose she will be a candidate for the Legislature. Jennie is as brilliant as ever. She has been principal of M. H. S. for several years. There is some talk of making her Superintendent of Schools. I guess I have told yon about all our classmates, haven't I? All but Ruth Dykema and Grace. You have left them out. Ruth is teaching out at the little country school where she went as a youngster. Allshe used to live for was to get a teacher's certificate so she could try for that school. Grace is such a popular actress I sugposed you had seen her on the screen many times. Time does fly - ere is my car so I must hurry along. Goodby. Good luck. CLASS WILL To the Honorable School Board we do bestow our utmost thanks for the use of the Gymnasium which we were promised and receivedt?l. To the Faculty and schoolmates our thanks for tolerating us these years. To the class of 1920 our reserved seats and some of our lads and lassies. To Mr. Mouch our highest thanks for not squealing on us. 1. I, Ada Miller, bequeath my noisy ways to the Junior girls. 2. I, Elizabeth Bruins, bequeath my paint and powder to Florence Elwinger. 3. I, Ida Preston, bestow my graceful ways on Marian Chapin. 4. I, Everett Belt, bequeath my place as pianist at the Lyric to Otis Brubaker. 5. I, Ruth Ringland, bestow my debating power on Francis Hayden. 6. I, Gertrude Blean, bestow my rubber healed shoes on Bessie Bernstein. 7. I, Cripp Johnston, bestow my Basket Ball Captaincy on Ethel Bealer. 8. I, Alfred Briggs, will my stately walk to Glenn Gsell. 9. I, Joyce Heath, do bequeath my careful ways, spilling ink for example, to Mary Stapleton. 10. I, Altie Brands, bestow my step-ladder on Wee Kidd. ll. I, Edna Mathew, bequeath everything but my Piano Player. 12. I, Arthur Hatfield, do bequeath my Freshman text books in exchange for some Senior ones for next year. 13. I, Olive Olson, bestow my C's and E's on Lyle Pearson. 14. I, Glenn Hoover, have nothing to bequeath but my Ford and I've promised what's left of it to Swanie. 15. I, Lucile Stevens, bequeath my voice's echo to the famous High School Chorus. 16. I, Isaac Vandermyde, bestow my Seven League Boots on Alfred Nelson. 17. I, Gladys Kennedy, do bequeath my eloquent flow of conver- sation to Margaret Steiner. 18. I, Donald Robertson, am going to keep all of mine for next year. 19. I, Helen Puddifoot, do bequeath my knowledge of music to Jane Weaver. 20. I, Lorimer Kidd, bequeath my dignity to Lawrence Durward. 21. I, Clark J. Smouse, do bestow all my jokes and jests on Asmond and Pete. 22. I, Hazel Hoover, bequeath my ability of looking over my glasses to Ruby Van Dyke. 23. I, Jennie Ti1lema,bestow my queenly bearing on Ruth Stevens. 24. I, Edna Swanson, will all my hair ribbons to Lula Austin. 25. I, Edna Gaffey, bequeath my curls to Lepha Milnes. 26. IRuth Dykema, bequeath my extra credits to Florence Richards. She will need theml?7. 27. I, Edna Barnhard, do bequeath everything to my sister, Stella. 28. I, Edith Curtis, bestow my position as stenographer on Irene Robinson. I often sit within a class And think without cessation: What is the use of all this fuss To get an education? x 6 .ff .1 N 3gff PN 1 6 If .n'Iv'A7f!lI' ' vw ,Z , ,- , VIZ fy X267 ymfffw ff , Q4yQWmwm2W7f ff, ,,,N My ,,Q2ffm, ,fffffMy W Mwfa1VjW , 1, K 'M9mU,,04f W n ' f j vw? :FW iZwMfWf?mW ' 4 Z HAMA: 5'- M If ,J 0 0 f N Il X .1 K. X K 'NIH . ' r1Mrf'1 K J , 1 fv Kiel!! I ff Z2f! 9ffM9x , f H WH fw ' f27fC ff W f f , X xfff M y J f liffiffqffffv Q If I fi If fflf f iffy!! X ff fm ,M 157, , f , , fflwg 1 W, X Hfff fpyymf ffff ffl ffl f f ff Q! !Q1f 2 X x 7' , M X ff ff 414, X0 A? K Q 4 N X up nf' I ,f g png Z K JUNIORS Florence Richards . . . . President joe Scharfenburg . . . . Vice President Lealyn Kidd . . Secretary and Treasurer ' CLASS YELL Chee-he-ee, Che-ha-ha! Che ha ha-ha! Juniors! Juniors! Rah! Rah! Rah, Ha! CLASS COLORS-DARK BLUE AND GOLD CLASS ROLL ' BACK Row-LEFT TO RIGHT Katheryn Wilson Leslie Yarbrough Jennie F likkema Wallace Mathew Firman Knox William Kennedy Alfred Nelson Bayard Gray Roy Collins Dwight Harrington MIDDLE ROW Evelyn Doan Harry Watt Helen Rounds Mary Stapleton Freda Iansma Miriam Van Osdol Glenn Gsell Veneta George Florence Weaver Katheryn Dykema Lulu Austin Mabel Baker BOTTOM Row Alda Ritchie Le Roy Mathew Otis Brubaker Gladys Book Frances Hayden Dessie Cobb Joe Scharfenburg Florence Richards Lealyn Kidd Ethel Bealer Emma Pilgrim 1 i I N I 1 I 1 4 H SOPHOMORES Helen Osborn . . . . President Verna Belle Edlund . . . . Vice-President Mildred Grater . . , . . Secretary and Treasurer CLASS YELL Loop the Loop Leap the Gap C Sophomores are coming Get off the map. V CLASS COLORS-OLD GOLD AND ROYAL PURPLE CLASS ROLL TOP ROW LEFT TO RIGHT Leland Elmendorf Don Mericle Clifford White A Paul Watson Helen Osborn Lawrence Sullivan Lyle Pearson Russell Mathew Verna Belle Edlund Lyle Knox MIDDLE Row Ruby Van Dyke Mildred Grater Ruth Johnston Alta Oostenryck Margaret Steiner Frances Bartlett Irene Robinson Lucile McBride Miriam Quackenbush Anna Rhine Emalene Bignamin - Maude Green BOTTOM ROW Evelyn Kirberg Evelyn Johnson Josephine Snyder Mabel Green Dorothy Mitchell Flora Hogarth Jean Vanden Berg Myrtle Fadden Lepha Milnes Leona Longanecker Mildred Pearson Mamie Moore FRESHMEN Florence Elwinger . . PreSideI1I Crystal Frost . . . ViCe-Pri-2Sid6nt Asmund Nigaard . .' Treasurer Frank Petersen .... . Pep Leader CLASS YELL Hippity, Hippity, yore Sophomores, Juniors, Seniors Hear us roar. 1923 rah! rah! rah! CLASS COLORS-CRIMSON AND WHITE CLASS ROLL TOP ROVV-LEFT TO RIGHT George McClennan Liota Irion Russell White Warren Plantaber Lawrence Durward Raymond Beswick Joshua West Frank Petersen John Stegenga Asmund N igaard John Jacobsen Tena Wilkins Bessie Shane MIDDLE Row Louise Harrington Pearl Curtis Marian Chapin Jane Weaver Dorothy Reed Ivy Beswick Ruth Stevens Bessie Swanson Crystal Frost Carrie Sprinkle Florence Elwinger Esther Burns Lenore Yohn Elsie Roselieb Edna Wilkins BOTTOM Row Bernice Bailey Mabel Knox Ilazel McElrath Thelma Storer Frank Rounds Arthur Mulcay Fern Baker Stella Barnhard Agnes F lostrom Pearl Anderson Allen Weaver Clarence Tillema Mabel Jacobs Freda Scherer FRESHMEN LITERARY Miss Barnes in a Physiography Class:-How can you tell the dif- ference between the Lithosphere, Hydrosphere and Atmosphere? Freshie:-Well, the water is wet. Miss Brown in Latin 1 to Freshie: -What gender is that word? Freshie:-Nominative. Miss Brown:-That's the way people talk in their dreams. Freshie to a friend:-How is it you never have a cold? Second Freshie:-Because I'm always wrapped up in my work. Miss Borman to Freshie:-What did you let X equal? Freshie:-Anne's age. Miss B:-And what is her age? Freshie:-Minus four. Miss B:-How do you make that out? Fresh:-Anne will be born four years from now. Miss Barnes in English 1:-Per- meate means to soak through: can anyone give an example? Freshie:-Air permeates through the room. Miss Barnes:-It can't soak through the room. Freshie:-It can through the window. Second Freshie:--Rain can per- meate through an umbrella. Miss Barnes:-It can't through mine. Freshie to Miss Borman:-Can a , erson be punished for something lie hasn't done? Miss Borman:-Of course not. Freshie:-Well, I haven't done my algebra. - Freshman:-Mr. Weaver, do you not think my argument sound? Mr. Weaver.-Yes, mostly. Neighbor to father of Freshman: -How does your son get along with his studies? Father of Freshman:-Fine, he doesn't bother them in the least. Principal to Freshman:--In what course do you expect to graduate? Freshie:--In the course of time. Freshie talking to another Freshie over the telephone. First F:--1'm here all alone and I hear a mouse down cellar. Second F. at the other end of the line:-Don't worry, l'm right here. Miss Barnes in English recitation: -Who was Ivanhoe's best friend? Freshie:-The disinhe rited Knight. Freshie to clerk in store:-I'd like to buy some hooks. Clerk:-What size do you want? Freshie:-just natural ones. Miss Borman:-What kind of a problem is that? Freshie:-One of those inspec- tors, I guess. Freshman in English recitation: -When you go out to find a bee's nest, take a little honey with you, Second Freshie:-What kind of a honey do you take? Miss Barnes:-What is the setting of a story? ' Freshie:--The place where it sets. Teacher:-What is a'vacuum? Freshie:-I havent in my head but I can't express it. fif- Im iw G' .ini sim 4 jp- 33 alfa' ' ' at Yo x 9 'W xx X' Q kv 51 YV l 1 Q ox' by M YX SCHOOL BOARD Plflklkvlfbk S. M. Ladd, President. H. J. Ludens, Sec'y and Treas. C. D. Gallentine P. F. Boyd W. L. Blodgett J. W. Steiner A. M. Flikkema HFJPDK ll' ASSEMBLY ROOM JOKES To everyone's surprise Isaac Van Der Myde had a calling down by one of our faculty the other day. Teacher in charge of Assembly Room: What is all that commotion about back there ? Freshie: I guess you'd make a commotion too if you were trying to get a note across two empty rows of seats. Freshies insist on walking up on the platform, to the amuse- ment of the upper classmen. Ruth Stevens persists in making various and many trips to the waste-basket and pencil-sharpener. Don Mericle tried to sleep in peace, but nothing doing, Dwight Harrington Won't stand for any shirking on the job. vkikikikblf OUR BOYS The High School gave a party, Their friends by hundreds came. Our soldiers boys were there, 'Twas given in their name. The boys had just returned From somewhere hack in France, To help out with the eats. And join the merry dance. Mr. Evans made a speech. The High School sang their songs, Dressed in their very best, They thrilled the happy throngs. It was a great success, A night of keenest joys, So Rah! For Morrison High And all her soldiers boys. 4 Tw HIGH SCHOOL CHORUS Hlfflfbkbkvlf One of the most pleasant half hours of the day is music period with Miss Ely as the Instructor. The Chorus has learned many new songs this year ani the students take a great deal of interest in them. One of the interesting features has been Victrola music. There are some splendid records of many of the most famous musicians and the chorus has become acquainted with them in this Way. The High School sang some selections at the Soldiers' Wel- come reception and their efforts were met with a great deal of enthusiasm. Wie GIRLS' GLEE CLUB Hlfilfilfifvlf The Girls' Glee Club was late in organizing because of the hindrance of the influenza epidemic, but for a late beginning they have advanced into a talented chorus. Miss Marjorie Ely is their instructor, Grace D. Johnston their President, Edna E. Mathew their Vice President, and Lealyn M. Kidd their secretary and Treasurer. The Club is practicing songs for a festival to be given in the spring. 1 i?7ff of Lflf fd TV gig s? T- at K f i - Wul f E L ssamgaggssangasisizigi iaggq siii iiei my 1: H Q 22 211-. ii f lo f ill i ' Si t 5'iiliQi!Et?l?lE5EE'?5 r f W X! GX ft ,. lylllmlpwlrlifg 7! y ' mi :ff Nonsense to Perfection - ........ Lorimer Kidd Cl In California .... Cl Puppy Love - - - CK The Sentinel ..... Switzerland ..... If ll KI Reddest of the Red Scotland ......... Tiny Tots --- Noisy ........ French Maid en -- The Crisis' ..... Our Boy ............ Fatness Reduced - - - Cr1pp ................ - - - - - -Arthur Hatfield Francis Hayden - - -- -Leland and Ruth ----------Mr Rice ----------------- F. Sharer - - - - Evelyn Doan, Ethel Bealer --------- Grace Johnston ----- ---- ---------Dwight Harrington - ------------------- Donald Robertson - - - - - -Asmond Nygaard, Frank Petersen ------------------ Margaret Steiner - - - - -Carlene Tuller - - - -Semester Exams. Music Taught ................ -. ............... Marjorie Ely Seven Lights of the Assembly .......-.-,.,,,,,.--,,-,- Alda Ritchie, Dwight Harrington, Otis Brubaker, Willard Kraft, Myrtle Fadden, Clifford White, Allan Weaver KC SK AC I6 Ll -K Deacon -- ............... ....... ....... A l fred Briggs Albany ....... ............................ H azel Hoover Modest Maids ...... Jennie Tillema, Ada Miller, Edna Barnhard Scott's Lady of the Lake ................-.... Irene Robinson Pigtailsn ............... .... L ulu Austin When I'm Big ................. ............ L ealyn Kidd Just Before the Battle Snowbie ....... Solo by Joe Sharfenberg College .................... -- ........ Ruth Ringland Omar ............... .....g.......... B ayard Gray Behold! Two Freshies .... .... C arrie Sprinkle, Esther Burns Cl Freckles Vol. II. ..... O'tis Dear ....... Weary Willie .... LC ll ll Wisht I Were a Whistler In Aberdeen ............. - -Gertrude Blean --. ..... Edna Mathew William Kennedy Belvedere ..... Josephine Snyder Shay W ....... --- Helen Osborn Poor Pussy ............. .... M ildred Pearson - --Esther Burns - - - -Alda Ritchie Oh! Johnnie! Oh! -- ............. Flora Hogarth Love is Life ...................... Solo by Vernabelle Edlund In the Land of Beginning Again ....... Solo by Irving Whistler Dangerous Altitudes ........................... Paul Watson Two of a Kind .............. Margaret Steiner, Emma Pilgrim li Fun in a Photograph Gallery ....... ., .... .. ..... Annual Board Waltz Me Around Again ....................... Solo by Isaac That Is My Business ! -- ..... Oration by Detective Brubaker HIGH SCHOOL OPERETTA A capacity house enjoyed the presentation of Little Almond Eyes and gave hearty approval to the singing and acting of the high school pupils who played their parts with assurance and cleverness. Nearly 5200.00 was cleared by two performances which was donated to the musical department of the High School. THE CAST Little Almond Eyes, .... .,... .c,... ,..... - - c...... R L 1th Green Emperor Ming, ..... -- ...... . ..,.,... ...... C Dwane Miller Captain of Guard ....t. -- - .... Victor Flostrom Dooma-Prophetess. ....... .... A lene Trautwein Master of Ceremonies ..... - ..... Joshua Riley Chief Bonze .... -- .- - - ......... - ..... ....-. ..........., A 1 fred Briggs Chief Executioner ........ or c,,.. ......cccc ..........,....c H a rry Tucker Prospective Brides of Emperor ..... . ,.....,..l...... .......,,...,. ...,,, Gladys Schrader, Margaret Steiner, Alda Ritchie, Dorothy Beckwith Mongolian Ballet ,......t.. c,..., ......... S .,.... . ..,, r . ....,.,.,...,, - Grace Johnston, Florence Weaver, Dorothy Beckwith, Katherin McGovern Ruth Johnston, Lealyn Kidd, Josephine Snyder, Beatrice Johnston Courtiers and Maidens .-........ , ........... ---..--- -High School Chorus Mus1calD1rector .... .,,. ..........,.........., ......-.. . .MISS Marjorie Ely Libretto Director ...... -- - .,.. ,... M iss Mae Grandon 77:44 ORCHESTRA Slfvlffkfkvk The Morrison High School Orchestra is under the able direc- tion of Miss Marjorie Ely. The Orchesra has always been popu- lar with the Morrison Public for which they have often been called upon to serve. The Orchestra consists of: VIOLINS: Jean Vandenberg, Eloise Thompson, Lawrence Sullivan, Thelma Storer. CLARINET: E. S. Belt. CORNETS: Vernabelle Edlund, Dorothy Reed. DOUBLE BASS: Priscilla Fletcher. DRUMS: Ruth Johnston. ATITLBTICS FOOT BALL Of Foot Ball we can say nothing, owing to the fact that we had no team as there were so few that could qualify as players. So much for Foot Ball lil!!! BASKET BALL Basket Ball started out line this season in spite of the Flu, The fol- lowing is the record of the season : Belvidere, 25-Morrison, H-- .......................,.,......, There, Nov, 14 Lanark, 31-Morrison, 40 ......... -- - ...... ---Here. Nov 27 Erie, 14-Morrison, 52 ...................... ..... - --Ht-re, Dec, 5 Dixon, 7-Morrison, 31 .................... .... .... T 1 tel-e, Ijee, 6 Lyons, 25-Morrison, 17 ............ - ............. ....... H ere, Dec. 13 Dixon, 11-Morrison, 111 ...................... -..-. - - ,,.. Here, Dec, 20 :lock Falls, 11-Morrison, 33--- ---.----- ---- ----- - - -Here, Dec, 27 I ,yons, -16-Morrison, 11 .-.------------.---..-------- -------- T here, Jan. 3 Rock Falls, 12--Morrison. 9 --.----------.--------------------- There, Jan, 10 I-Irie, 13-Morrison, 24 --.--.-- --...---- .---------. A --------- '1 ' here, Jan, 17 l-ielvidere, 1-1-Morrison. 15 ---.----------- ------------------ H ere, Jan, 31 Low Moor, 21-Morrison, 24 -------.-.----.-- ,- ----------------- Here, Feb, T Savanna. 37-Morrison, 23 ..------- --------- - ---------------- T here, Feb, 21 North Dixon, 14-Morrison, 18 ------ -.------------------- 1 iockfortl, Feb, 28 Rockford, 56-Morrison, 5 ---.-..----...- -------.--.------ R ockford, Feb. 28 Grand Mound, 15-Morrison, 25 -----------.------------------ Here, Mm-Q11 4 Lanark, 30-Morrison, 10 ------------------------------------ There, March 7 Savanna, 14-Morrison, 18 -----.-.------------------- ------ H ere, March 14 Games played, 18. Gaines, won, 11. Per cent. won, 611 1-il. Per cent. lost. 388 S-9. ' i li HF ill 8 . The Basket Ball Line Up: Joe Scharfenlnlrg-Captain --..-.-- ---.--- - ---.-.-.....-.---. Left Forward Dwight Harrington-Business Manager --.-.-.----- ........- l iight Forward Don Mericle -----.--..- ..-----.--.....--.--... ..---.-.............. 4 ' enter Lyle Pearson ..-----.- .. -----..--- ..-- ---- ----. - - ----.. .-.- I Jeft Guard Roy Collins ---.----- --.-..--.--.---..----.---.-.---.-.----- R ight Guard Clifford VVhite-.-- --- ---....----..- - ....----...........-..... ..-- Sub Leland Elmendorf --- --- .-...-.-....-........-...... ........... ' 'Sub Lorimer Kidd .... .. --.. - --.-- ---.....--...-.....-..--......-..... - - Sub Mr. Jack Geister ---- -....- ----.-..---.....-..-..-.-.---.-. - - Coach s 4: at ar as TENNIS CLUB A Tennis Club was organized with 51 members: Lorimer Kidd as presi- dentg Alda Ritchie as treasurer. Three courts were constructed on the school grounds, and there is prospect of an interesting tournament in May. P11111 s BASE BALL The boys of the High School organized a Base Ball team, with Mr. Rice as manager, and Joe Scharfenhurg as captain. Several games have been scheduled with other high schools for April and May. iii!! , , p FIELD DAY Due to boys entering farm work, school held au Inter-Class Meet on April 10th. The final scores showed a victory for Freshmen and Juniors, ahead of Sophomores and Seniors, 51-35. 1918 Sept. Sept. Sept. Sept. Sept Dec. Dec. Dec. Dec. Dec. Dec. Dec. Dec. Dec. Dec. Dec. Dec. Dec. Dec. Dec. Dec. Dec. 9 12 18 19 20 2 3 4 5 6 9 10 11 12 13 16 18 19 23 24 25 27 CALENDAR School begins. No school in the afternoon. Car load of Senior girls go to Sterling and visit Milliner Shops--and Hospital. Freshmen surely are noisy, as proved by Ruth S. Furnace out of commission. Gee. it's cold! More cold. School closes. SPANISH INFLUENZA Back to the days of real sport. A la Briggs. Miss Barnes late to class. Why? Ask Torrence. Frances H. gives herself a knockdown to the Library floor. Torrence ill. Pep meeting. B. B. Erie vs. Morrison, Here, 14-52. Rah! B. B. Dixon vs. Morrison, There, 7-31. Rah! Lorimer K. sleeps in A. R. and forgets Agri. Miss Tuller has flu so Seniors use period to plan for Annual. ' Absent-minded Gladys K. goes to Agri- 5th period in- stead of 6th. Bookkeeping students have vacation. Rice fills flu vacancies at National Bank. Little Pete causes commotion in A. R. by dropping ink bottle. Everyone reads Dere Mable. As usual, Lulu takes her nap. Little Pete first victim for voice test. Senior girl falls down stairs-her favorite pastime. First Orchestra practice. Miss Grandon back from flu, Basket Ball, Lyons vs. Morrison, here, 25-17. Miss Tuller back from flu, Torrence overcome by heat? Oh! the perfume. Girls have visited Ten Cent Store. Rice returns to duties. Lorimer powders! Did you see his face? Pep meeting. B. B. Baptist Girls vs. M. H. S. Girls. 5-7. North Dixon High vs. Morrison, Here, 11-19. Seniors get their class sweaters. Lost. Ruth Dykema. Miss Ely flourishes baton with left hand. Wonder why? Snow storm. And you could hear the clock in A. R. Tick. Chance for a shower bath. Snow comes thru ceiling. College visitors. Pep meeting. B. B. Rock Falls vs. Mc-rrison, Here, 11-33. Dec. 30 1919 Jan. 2 Jan. 3 Jan. 7 Jan. 8 Jan. 9 Jan. 10 Jan. 11 Jan. 13 Jan. 14 Jan. 17 Jan. 20 Jan. 21 Jan. 22 Jan. 23 Jan. 24 Jan. 29 Jan. 31 Feb- 1 Feb. 3 Feb. 4 Feb. 7 Feb- 14 Feb. 17 Feb. 21 Feb. 25 Feb. 27 Feb. 28 Mr. Rice orders Gertrude B. to throw away her gum. Enforces order. First Victrola music. You'11 have to hear this more than once to like it. Girl's Glee Club organized. B. B. Lyons vs. Morrison, There, 46-11. Mr. Weaver gives us his opinion of gum chewing in schooL Miss Ely substitutes ruler for baton. Did she break hers on sorneone? Who gave Asmund N. the cold shouldder? He only wore three sweaters today. Miss Grandon is getting fast. She thinks it is Friday. Proof that Lyle P's head is solid ivory. The bookkeep- ing clock falls on it and bounces oif. Puzzle No. 1. Ice plus Torrence plus Acid-what poet? B. B. Rock Falls vs. Morrison, There, 12-9. Sophs and Freshies spenil vacation catching bobs. Seniors attend a trial. Leave Edna S. in jail. Lorimier waxes e'oquent, Are them there animules hisn or theirn Y B. B. Juniors vs. Picked Men, 37-28. New Civics teacher-Ruth Ringland. B. B. Erie vs. Morrison, There, 13-24. A. R. clock sleeps on the job. Reception for returned soldiers to-nite. Say! we had some time last nite. B. B. Sterling vs. Morrison, There. Mr. Weaver announces that football team wants money for Belvidere Basket Ball game this week. Mr. Barnum arranges Freshmen so that they can get in AnnuaL - ' Pep meeting. Answer to Puzzle No. 1--Burns. Mr. Weaver adjusts Freshmen seats. Their brains must be getting weighty. Asmund N. treats girls on 2c worth of chocolate coated peanuts New plan of three bells installed. Lulu and Lealyn are fast today, but Joe is slow. Pep meeting. B. B. Low Moor vs. Morrison, Here, 21-24. B. B. Lightweights vs. Heavyweights, 20-17. How surprising! the clock in the A. R. is running! B. B. Savanna vs. Morrison, There, 37-23.. Mildred P. falls down stairs. Lula A. would rather sit on the Hoor than on her chair in Glee Club- Mr. Weaver accompanies B. B. team to Rockford Tour- nament. Later-Mr. Weaver changes calendar. Has a thirtieth and thirty-first of February. Reason? Mar. 3 Mar. 4 Mar. 5 Mar. 6 Mar. 7 Mar. 1 1 Mar. 12 Mar. 14 Mar. 17 Mar. 18 Mar. 19 Mar. 24 Mar. 25 Mar. Mar. Mar. 26 27 28 Mar. 31 April 1 April 3 April 4 April 4 April 5 April 8 April 10 April 11 April 21 April 23 April 24 April 25 April 29 Juniors decide to get class rings. B. B. Grand Mound Girls vs. M. H. S. Girls, Here, 1-2. Grand Mound vs. Morrison, Here, 15-25. No music today. Mischievous children put rubber bands on hammers in piano. Glee Club elects officers. B. B. Lanark vs. Morrison, There, 30-10. Frances H. says that by adding e to neveu Cnephewl, it becomes feminine. Beginning of those Semester Exams. Thank Heavens! they're ended. ' B. B. Savanna vs. Morrison, Here, 14-18. New Programme. Everybody has turned Irish. Asmund N. presents B. B. team with 810.00 gold piece, in behalf of Freshmen. Joe S. gives speech? B. B. Grand Mound Girls vs. M. H. S. Girls, There, 5-10. Oh! those awful Sophs- Mr. Weaver has to sweep their floor. Interesting talk by Prof. Drew of Knox College. Seniors go to Clinton for ads for annual. Pupils given tickets to sell for Blue Bird. Tennis Club organized. Freshies have party at school house. Upper classmen fail in the attempt to rob freshies of Heats. Pupils gather old clothes for Red Cross. ' Boys decide to have Base Ball team. Tennis courts finished and in use. No April Fool about that- Pupils take soap as well as old clothes for Belgians. Must think they need it. First Base Ball game of season at Fair Grounds. Blue Bird to-nite? No, lights failed. Blue Bird to-nite. Mieux vaut tard que jamais. Freshmen paper issued. Some paper! Competition is spice of life. Editors Brubaker and Gray issue fGasJ Jet. Field Day- Juniors and Freshmen-51. Sophomores and Seniors-35. Rip Van Winkle produced by Sophomores. Question arose whether Asmund or Paul had been im- bibing too freely from the wicked flagon. VACATION Back to work, full of pep. Seniors decide to have a class play. Sophs receive their class rings. Local Gas J et lost. Base Ball, Fulton vs. Morrison, There, 6-14. Orchestra and cast for Rip Van Winkle go to McElrath School to present play. Good-bye. We're leaving for the press. -- GRINS -- fkflfbillkik Verna Belle Edlund: I didn't Wear my old shoes today. They fell me down stairs twice yesterday. English II Exam: Describe in full Raveloe. Answer: Raveloe was a beautiful country home with gold- en stairs. Otis: What large ears you have! Byard: Yes, and if I only had your brains, I'd be a perfect donkey- Helen Rounds: Un Junior debatel Some of us can't be as great men as Wilson. Miss Barnes: Can you tell me what college said that a busi- ness course over loads a High School ? Donald R: Cobweb. Wanted: A book containing everything I don't know. Pocket size perferred. O. .B. Miss Tuller: I tried to give subjects which suit. Lorimer K: Here, mine doesn't suit. You can have it. Freshie: Have you Lamb's Tales '? Frank R: Say, this is a bookstore, not a butcher shop. Margaret S: I would never marry a fellow who was study- mg pharmacy. Helen: Why not ? Margaret: Because I never could bear to live on a farm. Isaac: Ladies are lots better looking than men. Alfred: Why, naturally. Isaac: No, artificially. F. S.: fAt Basket Ball Gamej He'll soon be our best man. Irene: Oh, Scottie! This is so sudden! English Teacher: What did Poor Richard's Almanac con- tain ? Student: Proverbs, jokes and an advertisement of Beech- man's Pills. Miss Tuller: Where are the statues that were donated to the school by one of the classes ? Gertrudde B: One of them has its head off. Miss Tuller: Well, the head could be pasted on. The statue was Victory of Samothracef' Miss Barnes: Give the masculine and feminine of monk. Cripp J: Monk, monkey. Where is Mr. Weaver ? Clark S: Down stairs counting coal. Alda Ritchie: Did Franklin write his autobiography for the benefit of his ancestory ? Mr. Weaver: flnstructing the girls where to leave their wraps on the night of the receptionj Leave all your clothes at the rest room. Wear as little as possible to get across the street. Maybe you had better wear your rubbers. Ha, Hal from the Assembly. Miss Grandon: Where was the Constitution signed ? Bright Student At the bottom. Miss Brown: When is a thing transparent? Freshie: When you can see through it. Miss B: Give an example. Freshie: A ladder. Lorimer, you may trace the course of Magellan. Lorimer: f'He got as far as the Philippines when he died. Then he sailed south. You can't drive a nail with a sponge no matter how you soak it. Senior: You would be taller, Stub, if you would stand on your head. Stub: How's that '? Senior: Because you'd have a block to stand on. Violets are blue, Roses are red, So is the hair On Dwight Harrington's head. Miss Grandon goes to the bank to cash a check. Cashier: Pm very sorry little girl, but you'll have to take this home and have your mamma sign it. Mr. Weaver, returning from Rockford: 'Tm sorry to see so many absent faces I used to shake hands with. Did you ever stop to consider how absence makes the mark grow rounder? He asked a Miss, What is a kiss Grammatically defined ? I think it a conjunction And cannot be declined. And the Watch on the Rhine has lost its Hans- Knowing that the freezing point is 32 degrees below zero, our own Mr. Torrence of his own clever mood would say the squeezing point must be two in the shade. Deer bruther regards, didyu receve my last leter which was sent sum time ago in which i told yu about r tripp to lions. wel that was sum' tripp. ther isnt much doing around here ecept a bazar which was pulled off last frid. and sat. nite and that was shure sum galla- bazzoo thae had everthing imaginabul ther. as yu get into the outside hall yu go up to a little window and lay down 2 bits 8a the guy hands yu out a peace of cardbord and ten sents wel then yu open the dor and follow the crowd, at the dor anuther guy takes all the pastebords away from you. Just as yu get inside about 16 millyon pretty girls run up to yu and say take a chanct, take a chanct but durnded if i no whether i would or not ther most al of them pretty but thae may be wild, who noes. then thae sas, can i put your name down, and i sas i dont care so thae did and took 10c from me. wel i went thru that ordeel O. K. and just to my left was a guy on a table yellin his head off and turnin a wheel around. Another guy came up to me and give me a stick and took a dime and the guy stopped the wheel and yells 48, 48 whose got 48, som fella back of me yells i hav and he stepped all over myl feet trying to get to the guy on the table- wel just then som one grabbed my paddle and give me a shove and i was pushed along with the crowd to a large open space in the flor and then all young and old grabbed partners and began to dance. Gosh it was sum mixup and crowded oh louie, thae was just like sardeens and thae kept bumping in to each other, wel every time ther was an open space thae all wuld run for it and everyone got ther at once so ther was no use thae just kept struggling along. That remindes me ther is CD one guy in r skool which dont like danc- ing, he is called Izac vandermide, he is a big hevysetter which takes long steppes. he is bitterly aposed to the afor said which he sas is only a for a fella to hug and love a girl, he ought to try that once, maybe he wud get a black i and then again he might not, it all depends' on how kuick yu doge. he also isa hearty Republican, he has sed, Republican men have been shot by assassins but has a demo- crat ?, he asks, No sas he quicklike thae aint worth shooting. He shure is a funy guy but thae say it takes all kinds of people to make this world go round. the last peece thae plaed was homie sweat home and then the crowd run for ther clothes, that is theii coat and hat and CU one great big guy that was in the rush stepped all over my foot anti then looked down to me and sas HAR? HAR, HAR? did i step on yur foot, , i speaks up quick like and sas HAR, HAR, HAR, no yu big fish yu just smashed QU one leg, then the crowed once again took possession of me and at last i got my hat and coat and got out. i also was out about 4 bones and was aful lame wher that guy stepped on me hopping yu r the same i remane as ever yur bruther. This room is as noisy as a skeleton having a fit on a hardwood floor. A good handy liar is preferable to the gink who tells you the truth about yourself all the time. Yes, said the shopkeeper, I want a good bright boy to be partly indoors and partly out doors. That's all right, said the applicant, but what becomes of me when the door slams ? The height of precaution for the library student to ask that the library be fumigated again because he found flu in the dic- tionary. if Sk JF Sk lk POPULAR SCIENCE If a pin had a hole in one end instead of a head it would be a needle. The easiest way to extract the wet part of water from an or- dinary goblet is to drink it. While a pound of feathers do not weigh any more than a pound of lead, they are not as painful when bounced off your head. Stains on table linen from blueberry pie are easily removed with a pair of scissors. When books were written on bricks all the hod carriers were literary men. PII wk ek if if Torrence: What weeds grow in cultivated fields. Francis H: Mustard, Class: Noi Francis: Well, anyway, I've seen it grow in cultivated hay fields. Miss Tuller: What was Beowulf? Grace J: A writer. A freshman gave a report of a young lady who was an ac- complished aviatrix- Asmond N: 4 Huh! Women can go up in the air easy enough without an airshipf' Freshie to Senior: I don't want the Seniors to publish an Annual this year because I just know they'll roast me something awful. Jean V: Is Miss Barnes an impressive person ? Glenn Gsell: I don't know, she has pretty eyes. Clark S: ion reading abovel That's not much of a joke. That's true. Ruth Dykema: fat Court Housej The noise up here gets on my nerves like an egg graterf' Before the war Germany had a great many water melons, now all she has is the Rhine. Miss B. offers Alda R. an apple. Alda declines. Lulu A: No, Alda doesn't eat any vegetables. Joe S: Say, what do you think my feet were made for ? Glenn: Why, they were made to walk on, weren't they? Mr. Weaver: fGiving lecture on gum chewingb I don't care how much you keep in your mouth, just so you don't chew it. You can have 10c worth in your mouth for all I care. Teacher: Name the five zones ? Bright Boy: Temperate, Intemperate, War, Postal and Zero. She: Did you hear thhe chimney swallow ? Embarrassed Youth: That wasn't the chimney, Ethel. That was I. ! Do you want to see something swell ? HYeS'!! Put a sponge in water. Heard in front of Booth Kr Woodford's. I Dwight H: What are those things in the window ? Grace J: Arch supports. D. H. I thought they were ear flaps. 21111884 Deer brother Itake my pen in hand to tell u what i did one CD friday nite. u no we hav what thae cal a basket bal teem in r skool wel one QD nite we were to go to liens and a big bunch of us got to tha trane and got on, of corse ther was a lot of excitemunt and in tha skrambul two C21 fellas lost ther tikets, thae were Jo shaffenberg Sn peet peetersen. the guy in the uniform cums along and these guys was goin thru ther pants like thae lost ther last sent. At last the guy in the uniform sas com on fork over so the guys thae forked over. neether one CID got no change bak Wel things went along OK til we got to fulton and i gess the people thot an indian sirkus was in towne by the way we went up the street. Wen we got to the bizznes district we went into a res- terant and r teecher mae Grandon, her feet musta shrunk and one CD of her rubbers fell off wen she didn't no it, wen she discov- ered her loss she let out a war hoop and run arond like a hen with her hed cut off. wel she fond it at last and peece and kwiet raned onct mor on the mississippi, after supper we got to lions and plaed r game of basket bal and got beet which was no falt of r's, as thae had a kraker box of a iior to plae on. thae had CD guy who was aful ruff and he hurt sum of r plaers, but at last we got thru and to the deepo which was in clinton. here we was amused somwhat by r frends ASY NIGARD Kr PEET PEETERSEN who plaed trans and funeral and everthing. At last we got home at 4 bells in the morning and the end of a perfect day was over but I was very tired. I remane as ever yur Bruther. TIME WORKS I'1:kS CHANGES, BUT- Ik lk 'Pl' if Will Asmond Nygaard ever forget to say something? Will Irene Robinson ever forget to grin? Will Mr. Mouck dust the desks? Will Alda Ritchie take long steps? Will Lealyn Kidd ever rival Francis Hayden in size? Will we ever get our Gym? Will Lucille Stevens ever get an N. P? Will Elizabeth B. ever forget her powder? Will Clark J. ever have a girl? Will Grace Johnston ever wear a frown? Will Lyle ever forget Cobweb? Will Byard forget his smoke? Will Mr. Rice look through his glasses? Will Lula Austin ever get there on time? Will Isaac ever learn to dance? Will Lorimer Kidd take a hint? Will LeRoy M. fade away? Will Jane Weaver come with curls? Will Dorothy M. go to Chicago? Will Asmond N. become rich as a Detective? Will Otis ever forget to tattle? lffkiklklll Breathes there a man Who never on the side Hath said Ah! that I Was in the Annual. Who ne'er aspired as hero In some bum joke or Wretched pun. Who ne'er how oft he dodged The kodak but hoped that After all they got him ' Who never wished the calendar Should tell, he changed His socks or brought some collar buttons If breathes there such a one May he go down with these Pages, unhonored and unsung, May the vile wretch ne'er have The chance to say Gol ding it! I'm in the Annual. lklilkiklk The Kickers kick because they kick They kick that's all they do. They kick when other kickers kick, Because they're Kickers too. REFLECTIONS OF A FLUNKER lfTold in Shakespearian Style.j What I think about studying ...... A Midsummer Night's Dream What I think about a Faculty Meeting--Much Ado About Nothing My teacher ................................... The Tempest What I attempted .................... The Taming of the Shrew What she gave me at Examination time .... Measure for Measure My Exam. .......... . ..................... A Comedy of Errors What I consider to be the value of fussing a teacher ........ ------------------------------------Love's Labors Lost lkikffift When once he got right down to biz, I knowed the world would soon be his. lklkirfilfll Let the words of true encouragement be said. Do not wait till he has flunked and life is over, And is beyond recovering and underneath the clover, If you think some praise is due him, NoW's the time to hand it to him, For he cannot read his tombstone when he's dead, Wikis!! The day was dark and dreary, The sun was shining bright. The streets were full of people, But not a soul in sight, The mist was just like cheese-cloth, Which was a funny sight, The people carried sunshades, And it rained all day that night. DID YOU EVER HEAR THESE? HF Il' Ik Ik IF Francis H ..... .. .............. Well now, back home-etc., etc- Mr. Torrence .... ............... ' 'Is that a speciiic fact ? Miss Tuller .- ..... .................. ' 'N ow, please-people Mildred Pearson .....-......................... Oh! Gee Kid! Mr. Weaver ....... .... T his seems to be of very good material Arthur Hatfield ..... ................. ' 'Ohl I'll tell the world 77 Margaret Steiner ........... Got a comb? Got a powder puff ? Miss Ely .............................................. Now boys that was just fine, you girls will have to hurry up Olive Olson ..... -. .................. ,- .... - ....... Oh Cram! Miss Brown ......... -. .......... .- ............. Is that clear? Gladys Kennedy ........................... Oh, fiddle-de-de l Everybody ........................ That's me all over Mabel! Mr. Weaver .... I've been in the business for twenty-three years Miss Barnes--- ........... Now let's all look this up, shall we ? Mr. Rice- Some one will be going up to the Assembly pretty soon 77 THE LAST HUNDRED YEARS ARE THE HARDEST 'F Pk HF ill HF lfFrom Educational notes picked up in M. H. S. 1 Csomewhat modifiedj First Note: I can't stand it Saturday night. Second Note: Why? What is the matter with that? I wish you would explain. First Note Cpeevishlyjz I know one thing, I am not going to stand for M. going home on that 2 A. M. train. There's abso- lutely no sense in it. Saturday night going home on that train is had enough let alone Sunday night. That's all I got to say' about it, and I mean every word of it too. Second Note fwith a happy thoughtl : Well that is almost the way I feel, but I hate the idea of not getting here till 9 o'clock. It gets my goat. They can't come on the 4 P. M. I'll be glad when this winter is over, it makes me so tired trying all the time to fix up dates satisfactory. And just think, Rock Falls is only twelve miles away. 111441311 There was a young lady from Michigan To meet her I never would wishigan, She would eat of ice cream Till of pain she would scream, Then order another big dishigan. lkiklkllfli Deer Bruther This is mi last leter of the seezon and in which i will tel yu of r tripp to rockford. we left r little sity on a cold therzday morning at 6:25. ther wer 10 of us guys, but the one heded the bunch was bill weeverr r supt. next was peet peetersen r maskot, then Jo shaffenberg, snoby harrington, fat mericle, cobweb pear- son, stub collins, ikey elmendorf, pussy kidd, and last but not leest red white. we was som bunch and we plaed rummy off and on fmostly onb till we got to rochell. here we went to a restront and got a litle to eat and then went on a site seeing tripp thru the sity till trane time. wel we left ther about 11 bells and after an ours tripp we got to r destinatum of rockford. this is som sity, it has street cars and also buildings with elevaters. we went at once to r hotel, the illinois, which is on mane street. we got 1+ rooms and then rushed to the cafe next dor as we was all famish- ed. After eating r full we went to a show called the pa'ace which was very good it only kost us llc per hed. after the show we roamed the streets awhile, then went to the hotel wher we rested and then ate supper. That nite we went to the tournament which was a grand thing, we saw several games which took up r evening after which we went home and to bed, the lst thing pussy kidd did was to look for cooties which he didn't find but he discovered hole in the sheet and also the mattress. Fat mericle who bunked with him bi this time had begun to imagine things and so all that night he dreampt he was the victim of the afore sed kreeturs. In the next room slept r frends ikey elmendorf and red white, he is called ikey because he looks like a jew., But before i go on i must tell yu of r frend red white yu no he snores like a steem engine, ferst he blows his whistle then he lets off steem somethinglike this-ssnnorrkk-sssissss, maybe yu can imagine how r frend ikey slept i bet he thot he was riding in a sleeping car on the railroad all nite, wat do yu think. wel in the next room was r frends cobweb pearson, stub collins and peet peeter- sen, thae was som bunch especially the litle fellas peet and stub- peet wud pull the hare out of stubs hed when he was asleep and tikle him in the ears, then stub wud wake up and fall on paerson and then ther wud be a civil war on. wel the next morning we got up about 6 bells and et brekfast before which we doned r red and black sweters, when we cum doun stairs and marched into the cafe everybody rubered at us,say we was som swell looking bunch if i do say it miself. after we et we got r sootcases and went to the armry wher we chang r close and practiced awhile. Then came the game with north dixon, yu no r teem is all stars so we beet them after a fereful struggle to the score of 18 to 14.. When we won them last two baskets me and ikey elmen- dorf was yellin like maneiacks. I sas to ikey, Wasn't that som gam, he looks at me a minute and with the use of his hands he sas, vel how cude ve help it ve hav so many gute plaers on 1' teem, he is rite We r all stars, wel we changed r close and went to r hotel and rested all ecept peet peetersen. as i sed befor We had wat thae call an elevator in the building, it is a litle coup which yu get in and a kid pulls the rope and yu go up stares then he pulls it again and yu go down. wel r frend peet has for-site which none of the rest of us guys has and he gets in good with the elevator boy So with the passing of time Peet lerned to run the elevator, then he wudnt look at none of us guys as We r to common for him. Befor we left we had a complant and the manager sed, never bring that peetersen along no mor, he has got the elevator worn out and r elevator boy wants a raise he has worked to hard carrying peet up and down stares. Wel after dinner we plaed anuther game with Rockford and got beet, how much ?-thats my bizzness. wel to go on with the story we et super and went to the games at nite, then to bed an up the next morning at about 9 bells. Then the fellas went out and bot gifts for ther lady frends and com sneeking back to the hotel with misterious looking packages under ther arms. peet peeter- sen went out that morning and didnt get bak for about 4 ours He sed he got lost and walked about 10 miles trying to find the hotel but he cant fool us we saw him walking down by the river with that litle red heded dame. We also caught him riteing a post card to a certain litle girl in M. H. S. and on censuring it we found a lot of mushy talk which we couldnt stand so we let him send it, maybe the girl can. wel Sat. p. m. we left on the 3.45 and arrived at rochell about 5 bells. here we et supper and caught the 6:16 trane to sterling. everyone was at the depo ecept bill weever and as we suspishunded he had a dame on the string we left him ther. we got to sterling and had a 45 minute Wait til We caught the 8:41 trane to morrison, say we was som tired bunch. We all hit for home to rest and clean up. as i sed befor this is my last leter of the seezon so will quit hopping yu r the same i remane yur bruther. P. S. kiss the wife and kids for me yur brother. 42 bk Sl lk Pk Miss Barnes: How do you spell Fairie Queen ? Otis B: Qbewilderingb S-p-e-n-c-e-r. Asmond N: Isn't Joe shorter than Shaffie ? Lorimer Kidd referring to some of the court evidence of the preceeding day: Say, was them cows his'n or their'n ? Miss G: What's the use of studying a crab ? Cripp J: So you won't be one. Can you tell me where I can get good board ? In the lumber yard, I suppose. Miss Barnes: Give a compound noun. Hazel H: Boy and Girl. John Stegenga tried to do some fancy steps in the A. R. which caused the Fall of Man to the amusement of the on- lookers. Did you know that the Freshmen think Mr- Mouck rings the class bells? Miss Tuller: Qlooking over series of Foot Ball picturesj Oh! am I in any of these? Miss Borman: Cseriouslyl Oh, yes! you carried the water. Miss Tuller says you spell Roosevelt -''R-o-o-s-e-b-e-l-t. Senior: fwatching movie of Fatty Arbucklej Is this a comedy or what ? When a circus rider jumps off a horse's back and thru a hoop, does he light on the same spot when he comes down ? Clark S: He hits the same spot on the horse. Miss G: VV hat is a crime ? Isaac V: A crime is where somebody tries to kill or does kill somebody. Mr. Rice: Qin charge of the Assemblyj Irene, you may come up here on the front seat. Miss Borman says a dog has four legs. Marvelous! Belt, when asked if he came out of the movies with a broken neck, replied, I came out with Piggy. Earl Pearson, an ex-high school student, went into a restau- rant and ordered an oyster stew. After it had boiled 15 minutes, the cook asked: Do you want these well done? Pearson: Yes, but don't let them get too hot. Mr. Torrence: Why doesn't the ocean freeze over ? Freda J: Because there's too much water. Mr. Torrence: Music started with the savages, our an- cestorsf' Edna Swanson: What other climatic conditions effected the apple rot besides wet dry weather? Miss Grandon: Along with New York, what other large city have We in the east? Pupil: Pennsylvania Miss Barnes: What was the story of St. Patrick and the snakes. Bayard Gray: Cjust waking upb Oh yes, he had Delirium Tremonsf' Miss Grandon: Was the Revolutionary war justifiable ? Edna M: Was a what ? IrvinWhistler will be disappointed with the Annual as he was too late in handing in his and Ester's picture for the Snap Shot page. A fellow asked a girl to go to a show- She said: You are good to look at, are catchy, are easy to Whistle, but you are written in the wrong key for me. SENIOR ALPHABET Sllikikllfhk Altie: Acquires All Averages. Edna S: Enjoys Endless Excitement. Ida: Innocence Is Ideal. Gladys: Gifted Gab Giver. Clark: Collars Clothiers Coats.. Ada: Always Adds Accurately. Joyce: Just Joyce. Edna G: Eats Every Eatable. Gertrude: Grand Glorious Girl. Olive: Only One Olive. Lorimer: Livens Lonely Ladies. Grace: Great Gadder. Lucile: Learns Lessons Leisurely. Alfred: Acknowledges All Achievements Glenn: Going, Going, Gone! Helen: Has Harmonic Hands. Elizabeth: Elaborates Every Essential. Arthur: Amuses All Admirers- Edna B: Ever Emotional. Hazel: Has Happy Heart. Jennie: Jabber Jocundly? Edna M: Emphasizes Every Effort. Ruth R: Runs Rather Rapidly. Isaac: Is Instinctively Industrious. Edith: Enchants Each Employer. Donald: Demands Definite Decisions. Ruth D: Ridicules Real Rhymes. Everett: Ever Escapes Eng. IV. No matter where you younger men get together you are going to hear about ampus Tpgs at school, at the games, and meets. Clothes for you high school men are bound to crop up in the talk that goes round ----- STRA TFORD CLOTHES and CAMPUS T OGS are made in the snug fitting welt waist line models in tweeds, cheviots, plain colors and fancy mixtures ---- WE ALSO SELL BOSTONIAN SHOES FOR MEN KNOX AND IMPORTED BORSALINO HATS The other accessories are here in great abundance embracing all the latest creations - - - K R A F I Q S 223 Fifth Ave. We Young Mensa Store Clinton. Io Before and after Commence- ment - - While you are going through school and after you graduate -- in fact, trade at McALLISTER'S all the time mmmm ummm ummnnmlmmnmummmmmummml mrmm uImmumnmnmmnmmummm Boyd's Drug Store BILL . Everything a First-Class Drug Store Should Carry B That's All SHUP Morrison Restaurant P. H. SIMPSON Tables for Ladies- Denust Lunch at all hours.. Special Attention given to Also meal tickets- x'Ray Exammauons Office over Boyd's Drug Store MRS. C. J. ALLDRITT, Pl 0p. Mgrfiggn, Ill, N. innmunumInnnanununummmnummummnunnumummnmmmn BROWN'S for Spring Stoclc of Party Dresses. Xvaists. Skirts Coats. House Dresses, Dress Shoes and Clothing mnmmmn mnmnmmnnnmmmmummun Remember We make a specialty of Post Cards for every occasion Morrison Variety For Good Ice Cream S. LAZIO .IOHNSON'S MEATS THATS ALL ummmnnnnnnmuunnunnu:mmnnumunmnmmnnnunmmmnmnnnnmn J- Staple and Fancy Groceries Butter and Eggs a Specialty Morrison, Ill. FOI' Kodaks and Also the very Laest developing and printing, with prompt service and excellent Worlc go to S. M. Ladd fe? Co mnnmmn mmnInn1nuuuln1nunuuunnI1mmununumnm RENKES BROS. Dealers in Live Stock, Hay, Grain and Feed ---- USE GOLD DOLLAR FLOUR uuuuuuun mummum mmunnnmununnnmmnm Standard Oil Co. HARRY E. KING. Agent Use the Power Twins-Red Crown Gasoline and Polarine Oil. Burn Perfection Oil for good results Phone No. 189 Morrison, Ill. nuuunnnuuuunuu 1 nmmmmmunnnmumnummnmnmn Towle gl H pes Oo. Clinton's Largest Dealers in EXCLUSIVE DRY GOODS READY TO WEAR and CARPETS Honor- Dependable Merchandise- Service- nunnnmnnnnnunnnuummumnmmnnummnnumumnunnunnnunm Without a Telephone in your home you are mlsslng one of the conveniences of llfe- MORRISON TELEPHONE C 0 M PA N Y Iunnnunumnnnmmumnnnmnm J. A. RIORDON Attorney At Law Morrison Illinois Over 52 Years Honest Merchandising in one Location Martin Morris Co. Expert Clotlmers Clinton Iowa M. Kleinsohrodt 8 Son McCormick Machinery and Engines Grain Bought and Sold COAL AND' ICE SALT, FEED, SEED AND KINDLING 1nuummlmnumennnumm:mnunnnanunmnmnmnmnnnInunnumnummm InuunnuInnnnnnnmmnunum S HAN NON Millinery A. M. FLIKKEMA Grocer mmmnmmun anunnmmummnm uunmmum unummnmnm WEST fo' ROYER ALI. WOOL SUITS Made to 2 1 .50 IDCSSUFC Two Piece Suits 321.50 Three Piece Suits S24-.00 MORRISON ILLINOIS We- are now located on the southwest I'Ol'Il0l' of Main and Gm-nesec Streets, and t'1ll'I'j' Il nil-0 line of Dry Goods ut all timvs. Give us a Share of Your Patronage I, JOSEPH MORRISON : ILLINOIS Davis di Steiner Ca. FLORISTS Growers of Cut Flowers. Ferns and Blooming Plants Funeral Work Given Special Attention Dr. Maurits PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Om:-P moved to sm-mul floor. Foldnmn building. ova-r Statv Rank OFFICE HOURS 2 to 4 p. m. and from 7 to 8:30 p. m. Sunday by Appointment. EYE GLASSES FITTED: 9 Milk for Fine Flavored Dishes more IN nonlzlson LIBBX Mc-NEILL QQ LIBBY Chicago K, I.. LIND Horseshoeing anal Blacksmith ing munannnnnnanummm:mumunnnnmummnmunnnnnnnnuunnunuanuinmnmmmnmmuummmmnuunnunulannnuunnnuIunIuIanInullnlnnnanuunnuummunnmnulnunnnnmnmmmnnn LAWN TENNIS RACKETS We have the largest stock of Lawn Tennis Rackets in Eastern Iowa. You can buy just the style and weight you want at our store. Also Tennis Balls, Nets, Cases, and Shoes. See us before you purchase any elsewhere. C. E. ARMSTRONG 8a SONS Clinton, Ia. H. J. LUDENS Attorney Ar Law Dr. Frank Fitzgerald Morrison Illinois B DR. MEL VIN R. NELSON Ponmur nmglgcnnvnsn DENTIST HOFFMAN MUSIC STORE PIANOS PIANO PLAYERS Victrolas Everything in Music 212 Fifth Avenue Clinton, Iowa mmmmnninnniinimii.nnnnmnnI.ni.mmmimnmmimm-innn-nunnmniimnmmin ...min mmnnmonmllno-mnIno-nunI-nm...1nmnn.nm-mnnonm-u muumnInIImumIIinninIInIuIIannnnmInuInuInnnnnummmnnnununnnuummmmmmm Your friends can huy anything you can give them., except YOUR hotog rap WE'D LIKE TO SERVE YOU Cope Bros. Studio Artistic photograph in all Latest Styles Across from Xvoolworth 5 Ee? loc Store CLINTON, IOWA MRS. MARY HURD Millinery Fancy Work Baby Shop 107 Main St. IIanIlmmmunmunnnnmunuunununnuInuInuunnunnnummmmmm dom-s not 11102111 f1u'11itm'0 that is Cllliill I t rl l an no :ost flll'lliflll'0 'if '1 1'l'2l40ll'lDl 1 ll 1 1 lr I I L T t t I 5, tl Tl xlmlc-mute lwiws, Illilkl' an irrvsistanbl :Appl-all to our t'IINfllII10l'S. R. A. REYNOLDS uunImInnuninImInununuanunnIanIinummuuunmmuumn GIFTS New and Nifty PEARL BEADS, sl PENDANTS CAMEOS BRACELET WATCHES GENT'S WATCHES DIAMONDS Jewelry that puts the finishing touch to a modern make-up. J. E. Wessel 81 Co. WIERSEMA BROS. Staple and Fancy Groceries 000D THINGS T0 EAT Phone 254 Corner Heaton Ei Wall Ste. MORIIISUN : : ILLINOIS BORMAN Tailor Call and see the new Spring Styles llfe and economy Numer ' , QQBA ' f,'f ' 'S K 3 sililiis RANGES FURNACES The Trade Mark which stands fir a MORRISON PRODUCT the high quality and de pendability of which has made itself known thruout the country. GOOD RANGES GOOD FURNACES You can't help saying so when you have used them linllnllulImlnnonmlonomnilmlmlonlnlououlmonolnllmmonononnnonolinlinlnolnInoin1l-1lnllnlnono-olmonoonmo may-so A ' SUMMIT' in Name and in Fact for it stands at the high point of all that is good in modern cooking ap- paratus good in Ranges means Efficiency Economy Convenience Durability Beauty The SUMMIT RANGE is all of these and with Moderate Cost added A special range for partlcu lar people A heavy mas l t n e sive arge capacl y ra g built for hard usage long ous features of convenience and utility COME AROUND TO THE SUMMIT AGENCY AND SEE FOR YOURSELF MADE A D GUARANYEED BV SUMMIT STOVE WORKS Monmsou ILL IIE? Q- is Ii Morrison llllnol J D, if O WOODS ONT' Hl INDRILD I OINVI' F Fl' It Ill NI X y l I G l fn -gi -- A - .Fiji ii v . 'M7 V. I , P , . . , if' - 1 ' , I A I l' . ' K' , Y 0 . ' s : I - A- I' l . - - - il l . , X - - I I D A V lf. y T ' , L U 4 X. . V Q' ' A S GOOD HEATERS ' N l- - ' 1 , ' I ' ' ' ' . I' ' ' G0 TO No om' NYll1'llll'l' ill school. in llllsilllss . . lbl'0l't'SSl4lll, ol' Qlllj' otllvl' VUl'1lll0ll, l'!lll ln tllt qze Cl1I'1St18I'1CC Bakery 5 Wim mmm' with will :ml lm If your vision is illlp:lil'l-ll ol' ii' 5011 su AND well Pllfllliill hilt your l-yes will not stzlllll flll . Sfl'illll ol' ll:ll'll l'UllSl2llll work. You out T63 Grill yollrsl-ll' to lllillil' up tlll- llvlivil-lll-y lu ul ll ing.: glzlssvs illlll N1'l'l4lllN rl-snlts may to o FOR hy not so doing. FlNVT'Nl M. TAI LMAN Lunch and B3lCCI'y GOOJS A 0pil'0METRiST MHIQRISHN : : ll.l IX4 lnnllo-nun mornin FORD CA RS DR. E. P. SULLIVAN SCTVICC SUpPll6S Parker Bros. Morrison Illinois Morrison Illinois Fulton W. A. BLODGETT Lawyer Booth di Woodford DEALERS IN FINE SHOES and HOLEPROOF HOSIERY O. WOODS H a r d w a r e AGRICULTURAL IMPLEMENTS AUTOMOBILES Morrison State ank Capital ..,..,.M..,..o,.. 325,000 Surplus ,.... .....,... 1 0,000 WIC aim to give our patrons c-ourtm-one and l'2ll't'fll1 :lttontion :lt all times nmmmnm urnmvurnnununnmnumnmmm The name Barrett on Roofing is your Guarantee THAT is why you should buy Barrett's Everlastic Rubber Roofing in preference to any other. Barrett's Roofings have nearly half a century of satisfactory service to their record. Every square is as good as it can be made. Don't take a chance on some- thing you don't know about. We sell Barrett's Roofmgs because we know they are the best made. wrgkegrlc ROOFING resists the heaviest stonns. Zero weather or the hottest sun won't affect it. lt won't rot unclemeath because it is good on both sides. We have a full stock in one-, two- or three-ply. Rolls one square each, nails and cement included. M. H. Potter 81 Sons Morrison, III. gze Sl'IlOkC House Billy Gray, prop. Everything for the Smoker uumnumn mmnunnnmnmrmnmnrrnrrnurvmnununnnmnmmnm Machine Work of all Kinds promptly Done Lulnricating Oils and Auto Supplies The Morrison Garage and Machine Shop G. F. JOHNSTON, Prop. 405 E. Main St. Morrison, III. Morrison Candy Kitchen The best place for Ice Cream and Candy Home-Made Fudge fresh each day. nrinruurrumuuummnmmmumrrInrrnIruIIrnrrnIIurrnrrnIrrurnururummnmmnmmn First National Bank of Morrison MURRISON 1 : ILLINOIS Wx- invite all who want the vo- operutiori of n strong resourceful hunk to transact their business with us. CAPITAL 3100.000 SIYRPLVS 375,000 RESOI'IiUES 3700.000 rinnurinIurrnmnunuumnnnmmmnumununnum McCalmont 8: Ramsay Insurance and Loans Morrison - - Illinois mumuumnmn rmmnmrmrmrunmmnmun nmnnuu W. G. Robinson Stewart Combination Gas and Coal Stoves warranted to do the work. FULL LINE HARDWARE AND FARM MACHINERY nmnmnnnumanunnmmnnmmmnmrunnnunmumuuumm Morrison Vulcanizing Shop TIRES TUBES ACCESSORIES PREST-0-LIGHT Storage Batteries 2ll West Blain Street Bradley-Boynton Co. CD sri : 5 ry' EL 1 f 25' lift? Er! P' 'O .rz I E 2 if fn 5. . Q I I 2 O is 5 2 E Q it 3 if cn '5 5 i n 2 I - E 3 E., . Q nc l- 0 -I 1 Q it 5 - ' - 3 Q S O 1 E , ' F' Q O Q E w G Q I M iiillizff' E it ED 0 I figs a I M P' Z T: Egg ,6 an 5 5 D O E E 0082-xl if E 1 E m W Sig 5.23 ' F - o Z if 2: B, z gg Di TL, 5 '- re- Eg es, gg , . I gt 4 E z - 9 A' .-A ED ' 19 QI f 5 5 rx T ' ' ' E Bradley-Boynton Co. ..Z..-E--'fe MUN ' 1-Yi-IT? NYJ. .-It 'SP '- 35-i113 '! : fY , , 'z xffumrz -wus - - - :.12.X:.Y'1f-- raw-w-g,1,1w F-1- . ,.,.. .. , .f,..1.,n,le....'?lfE?E1i ,fqgmfwfwg-11.1.1 1 V , , Ng-lm ,y i 3 Z?I1't1-its Photo ngrahers B6Sld6S belng the largest orgamzat o 1 1 1 t 1e country spcc1aI1z1ng on .Qualtry College Illustramorzs handlmg ovcr goo annuals every year xncludmg th1 c 1e we are general art1sts and engrav ers Uur Large Art Departments create deslgns and d1st1nct1ve lllustratlons 1 ake accurate mechamcal wash dravvmgs and b1rdseye VICWS retouch photographs and SPCC1Hl1ZE on advertxsmg and catalog 1llustrat1ons Our photovrapluc department IS unusually expert o 1 OUfSldC work and on 1 achxnery jewelry and general merchandlse M7 e reproduce all kmds of copy ln Halftone Zmc Etchmg Ben Day and 1 hree or Four Color Process 1n fact make every klnd of orlgmal pr1nt1ng late also Electrotypcs and N1ckeltypes by wax or lead mold process fl t your servzce Any t 1 Anywhere for Anythmg IH Art Photography 1d Photoengravmg sJAHN S, OLLIER ENC-RAVING 554 WEST ADAMS STREET' CHICAGO ummnununnnmumu TO CIF mnuu-mn InnnninnnmumunnmInunnivunnumummunIinnnninIununnunIanvuinninn-1IIinnnmuunmlnummnmnmnmin ImumnnnumfInummm-mnmmn EDUCATE YOUR BOY SAVE TWENTY-FIVE CENTS A DAY AND YOU can pay for a school training that will add several dollars a day to his earning power. With four per cent interest you can accumulate for him in this way 81,125.00 Smith Trust 8: Savings Bank B l ' C. A. B001-H uiialo Cgllgy Kitchen msn, cum! and sue Ice Cream Parlor GROCER Home-Made Candy HM '0 sm fresh every day 200 East Main SL East Main St munmn-mnmum-nu umm lmmummumnnunununnnuIIn:ummm-umnmn Try having your Work cione hy gooci printers once., anci notice the difference in the appearance Let The Woodworth Printing' Co. he your printer and you ll save money Their husiness has increased 300 per cent during' the past year. The RQGSOH-Courteous treatment, reasonahle profits from all printing, harci work, and strict attention to customer s wants This eciition of the Morrison an is a product from their office mu