Morrison High School - Morrisonian Yearbook (Morrison, IL)

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A FRESHIE'S FIRST THEME WALKING Walking is a simple sport to learn: it consists mainly in planting one foot a short distance in front of the other one. Then the hind foot is picked up and carried forward past the other foot and put down, and then the remaining foot is brought forward in the same way. This seems complicated, but it is quite easy to do. It will be very hard to compel - And here the Editors feel it best to censor the rest of the theme, for fear of its impression on the incoming Freshies. FOUND IN THE GERMAN ROOM Tomorrow we will part, And it almost breaks my heart, For then we laugh no more, For the German class will be o'er. -German II Class of '15-'16 They've nothing on the Freshiesg E'en for the Sophies do we blush, To hear them call the Freshmen Mush! The Junior who frets at worldly strife Grows sallow, sour and thing Give us the Freshies, whose happy life Is one perpetual grin. Teacher Cin Agriculturel- What can you say as to blinders on horses? Alfred Hiddleson- All driving horses should wear blinders, that they cannot see and follow the movements of the driver. Miss Brown- Always eat the skin of the fruit, for it contains essentials that we all need. Fresh Cin back rowj-I pity the guy that likes pineapples.

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At the Morrison-Clinton football game, play had stopped and someone asked: Who is hurt? Referee: No one. The third quarter is over. Miss Barnes, excited: How many quarters are there? A fine prize is oifered for a solution of the following: Junior: Miss -,I have been converted, and I want to make restitution for any wrong I have done. I stole some kisses from you, and, and, and I'd like to give them back. Miss -2 Well, Mr. -, of course I don't want to put any obstacle in the way of your doing what you think is right. John F. Miss Fredeen's some chicken. Smith, What makes you think so? John F. Look at her comb. Miss Fredeen, to Specks, who has been raising cane g Earl don't you realize that you are not only disturbing yourself, but others, by that? Don't you ever think of anybody else? Earl: Why, yes, I'm thinking of someone else most of the time. Yes, we all know it. Miss Utley. How many cents in 11-16 dollars? Jim Jenkins. 11,568 Officer, back up the wagon. Miss Powers. What is biology? Senior, taking Zoology. It's a study of two-legged animals. Mary N., in physics. Is there such a machine as a combination auger and hatchet? Mr. Torrence. Certainly. Did you never hear of bor-ax. Fresh. What makes my eyes so weak? Junior. Nothing, only they're in a weak place. Mr. Torrence. Is there any question on the discussion? Bayard H. Yes, but I don't know what to ask. Miss Irwin. What is the meaning of maiden knight? Nancy Carlton. He must have been some sort of a ladies' man, or thot lots of the girls. , . Teacher Suffragette. Oh, if the Lord had only made me a man. Friend. Perhaps he did, dear, but you haven't found him yet.