Morrison High School - Morrisonian Yearbook (Morrison, IL)

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Hark! Hark! Doggies don't bark! We know it's an awful mess, Their dresses sag, Their breeches bag, But it's our Famous Freshman Class. Mistress Mary, quite contrary, How do your credits grow? A dozen 60l's, a few N. P. s, And little zeros all in a row. GERMAN II Tests, tests, go away, Come again some other day- Little Johnny wants to play. A brilliant young Junior Sat in a corner, Devouring a Latin Pon-yy He put in his time, Which was a good sign, T As you know he always gets INTERCLASS MEET Dick, Dick, a Deutchman's son, Stole the pennant and away he run! The Freshies beat, with their big feet, And Dick went roaring down the street. A diller, a dollar, A ten-o'clock scholar, What makes you come so soon? Hank used to come at ten o'clock But now he comes at noon.

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Item 4. I, Fred Rastede, do bequeath my invention of the double Cortez to anyone who can handle it. Item 5. I, Birney R., do leave nothing, as I think I'1l need it all and more too next year. Item 6. I, Martha B., hand over my knocks, as I have my hands full as it is. ARTICLE IV Item 1. I, Prof. Hollinshead, do leave my logic CD to the incoming Freshmen. Item 2. I, Specks W., my importance with the ladies to John Boyd. Item 3. I, John Flikkema, do bestow my pipe and tobacco on Oscar Johnson. Item 4. I, Gertrude Bartlett, do bequeath my noisy way to Reca Wilkins. Item 5. I, Clara Hanson, do bestow my place as 1st violinist on Miss Koster. Item 6. I, Bob Collins, do bestow my pink tie on Isaac VanDerMyde. ARTICLE V Item 1. I, Alfred H., my broken test tubes to Mr. Torrence. Item 2. I, George Rick, bequeath my ability to pose as twins to Bealy and Clarence Austin. Item 3. I, Harold Smith, have decided to take everything with me. Item 4. I, Chas. Burr, do bestow my pacifier on Paul C. Bent. Item 5. I, Olga D., bequeath my 99s and 100s to Alvin Flikkema. Item 6. We, our hopes that if anything new falls into M. H. S. that it will be a boy to add to the rare collection of the Junior Class. Dr. Bancroft CLecture on Assassination of Abraham Lincolnl- Now, no doubt, if some of the girls should faint during the lecture, as they often do, you boys would all rush to carry them out. Well, I wish to say that if any should faint, I'll carry them out with pleasure. Muffled Voice- You don't know some of us. Fresh Cin clothing storeb -I want some pants. Clerk-How long? Fresh-Oh, I want to buy them, I don't want to rent 'em.

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