Morrison Cove High School - Pine Crest Yearbook (Martinsburg, PA)

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Atlantic and Pacific Tea Co. Bare Milling Co. D. M. Bare Paper Co. Clyde O. Black Tony Bolvin Paul Butler C. H. Dick Echard's Greenhouse H. F. Ehardt H. E. Garber John L. Glunt Joe Gorsuch Dr. W. L. Grounds Hite Bros. Furniture Co. Hite's Drug Store Altoona Leather Store, Altoona Altoona School of Commerce, Altoona Atlantic States Gas Co., Burnham G. Ray Barley, Bakers Summit Baum's Sporting Goods, Sunbury Burchfield 81 Co., Altoona Policeman: As soon as Isaw you come around the bend I said to myself 'Forty Five' at leastf' Lady Driver Virginia Criswell: How dare you. It's this hat that makes me look so old. ll i 1 If i Roaring Spring Honsaker Brothers Keating's Beauty Shoppe E. J. Keith Grocery Klevans Store Longenecker Motor Co. P. S. McGee Dairy McIntyre Jewelry Morrisons Cove Dairy Store Musselman's Auto Service New Enterprise Stone 81 Lime Company Nick's Shoe Shop Charles L. Packard Planing Mill Company Powell's Service Station Other Contributors Edwardls Studio, Huntingdon Farmers State Bank, Woodbury Ford Music Store, Altoona George P. Gable, Altoona J. H. Gates, Chester Iron's Bar B Q, Short Mt. Wilbert Ketner, Altoona C. E. Knisley, Bakers Summit Pete and Piggies, Short Mt. JOKES Replogle Atlantic Service Replogle's Coffee Shoppe Mr. and Mrs. Paul F. Rhodes Ray Rodland Roaring Spring Bank Roaring Spring Chamber of Commerce Roaring Spring Taxi Sell Brothers Garage Shoff Builders Supply Elmer F. Smith Glen A. Smith I. W. Smith H. V. Stover Mr. and Mrs. W'.' E. Talbert Rhodes Electric, Woodbury J. Kenneth Stern, State College A. W. Thacker Co., Pittsburgh Union Emblem Co., Palmyra Ward Trucking Corp., Altoona George WJ Williams, Hollidaysburg Winter's Music Store, Altoona james E. Van Zandt, Altoona Sec. Board of Education: Did you gradu- ate from college? 37 Mr.Furrer: Yes sir, from State Penn, Sir. 5 i I! i K CHEMISTRY CLASS SONG Tramp: Lady, could you give me a bite? Dora Talbert: Well, as a rule I don't do any biting myself, but if you'll wait, I'll call the dogf, if ik ill i 5 Imogene: Where did you get these jokes?,' Mr. Eboch: Out of my head. Imogene: f'You must bef' 1 if If ii IF Friend: How long did it take you to teach your daughter, Ruth, to drive?', Mr. Rhodes: It will be two years this fall. W 3 if il X Patient: VVhat shall I do? I have water on the kneef' Dr. Kenneth Kensinger: 'fWear pumps. Little drops of acid Little bits of zinc Give us lots of learning But raise an awful --. i 3F i 1 I! Freshmen: When do the leaves begin to Mr. Bechtel: Can you tell me what cow hide is used for? ' Keith Kensinger: Sure, it holds the cow h . toget er at 8 1 it at Kenton Pollard: Have you an opening for a bright young student? Employer: Yes, and don't slam it on your Way out. turn? Junior: The night before exams. If i 'Y 1 3

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I11' Abbott's Dairies, Inc. Burget's Garage Mr. and Mrs. Warren Bush Clapper's Radio Service Cove Farm Bureau Co-op. Curry Supply Co. American Store Co. Eliza Archey Atlantic and Pacific Tea Co. Bakers Feed Store Berts Beauty Shoppe Richard Blough Blattenberger and VVeitzel H. D. Blattenberger Blue Mountain Canneries Dr. J. Keim Bonebreak E. L. Bowers Brown's Grocery hffary Brown W. M. Burchfield VV. Floyd Bush James E. Butts Cove Bottling VVorks Martha Detwiler Different Shop J. E. Dilling Earl's Atlantic Station First National Bank Forshey's Feed Mill Byron Gahagan Geist's Confectionery Siorc Gordon's Barber Shop Bell's Economy Store Brehrnan's Art Studio Dr. B. Butler Deern's Diner A Friend G. 81 M. Five and Ten Hammond's Auto Service aithful ontributors We hail thee, faithful contributors! And to you our thanks we give For your great kindness to us And making our yearbook live. K Curryville J. Robert Dauberman Eastern States Farmers Exchange J. Warren Frederick hir. and Mrs. Wilmer Hinish Mr. and Mrs. Charles Kagarise Martinsburg Shirley Hamilton Elvin Hartman Hartmanis Esso Service Dr. H. E. Henry Dr. W. Hershberger Hershbergers Garage Hoover's Poultry Farm E. I. Isenberg Johnson's Drug Store Mrs. Robert Keithley Dr. H. A. Kerr Mr. and Mrs. C. E. Kensinger La Rue's Beauty Shoppe Leidy's Electric Store E. H. Lykens and Co. Martinsburg Auto Service Martinsburg High School Martinsburg Nlilring Co. Martinsburg Service and Supply Company Arthur E. Martz Mr. and Mrs. John Mellott Mr. and Mrs. Edwin L. hlentzer K. R. Miller Miller's Service Station . Morrisons Cove Bank Williamsburg King and Anna Confectionery Store Lightneris Department Store Ruth Longenecker N1sh's Service Station Patterson's Cash Store D. Raymond Sollenberger Mr. D. W. Kauffman Mr. and Mrs. James Kennedy Nicodemus Implement Co. Mr. and Mrs. L. K. Sollenberger W. E. Wineland Morrisons Cove Herald Morrisons Cove Park Asso. Nelda's Beauty Salon S. O. Nicodernus Penn Dairies, Inc. Pensupreme Ice Cream Penn Mar Coffee Shoppe Querry Motors Mr. and Mrs. Homer H. Reneker Carmon Replogle john M. Replogle V Rhodes Department Store Rhodes Meat Market O. C. Ritchey Shaffer's Store Elvin Shiver L. L. Showalter Teeter's Hotel Tony's Shoe Shop W. O. Weber and Sons C. Oren Whetstone J. Kenneth lViYson George B. Wineland Wineland's Meat Market Zook's Radiator Repair T ates Jewelry Store Union Supply Co. Williamsburg Borough School District Williamsburg Dry Cleaning Williamsport Airport- G. S. Clapper, Mgr.

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Jokes Continued Mr. Ritchey: '4Good heavens, sonl Why aren't you at the head of your class once, in- stead of always at the bottom. Johnny: It doesn't matter, Dad, Mr. Fish- er yells so loud you can hear at both ends. R i ll' 3 ll Mr. Frederick: How are you getting along with your math? g Lorraine Daughenbaugh: Well, I've learn- ed to add up the zeros, but the figures still bother me. 1 f i 3 il Bob Hoover: I suppose you think I'm a perfect idiot. Mr. Hoyt, gently: Oh well, none of us are perfect. 1 SK IF W Y Friend: Let me congratulate you, old boy. I'm sure you'll always look on this as the hap- piest day of your lifef' Don Russell: But it,s tomorrow that I'm getting married. Friend: I know that. ll ii' lk Y ll Ken Wilson was taking his first airplane flight, when he jumped up and remarked. Ouch, who put that tack there? Dick Metzler: That was no tack. We're just flying low and that was the Washington Monument. at at 1 ll 1 Russ Banks: You ought to take chloro- formf' Freshman: Yeh? Who teaches it? IF W If FF if Dentist: What kind of- filling do you want?', Fleeta Mentzer: Chocolate Y 1 ik li i Bob A ers: There's onl one ood thin Y Y 3 S about school. Buzz Butler: VVhat's that? A Bob: Well, you can't have vacation with- out it. i i i Y if Lois Reneker: 'fl got me one of those cook books, but I can't do a thing with it. Mrs. Points: Too much fancy stuff, Huh? Lois: You said it. Every one starts With: 'Take a clean dish'-That settled me right theref' Y 1 il Y 1 77 Paul Imes: Hey Brummy, I hear you made the baseball team? Johnny Brumbaugh: Ohl the other fellows helped a littlef, W ll ll ll! if Mrs. Martz: Louise, can you tell me about 'The Ordei of the Bath?, 'i Louise Clapper: First Pa and then Ma, and then us kids and after that the hired girl. Pauline Keith: What happened when you ask your boss for a raise? Marjorie Stonerook: Why, he was like a lamb. Pauline: What did he say? Marjorie: Baa, Baa. l 1 1 1 1 jean Dick: Did your watch stop when it hit the floor? ' Virginia Royer: Sure, did you think it would go on through? F U F ll ll Arlene Ayers: I don't see how football players ever get clean. Pat Nixon: Silly, what do you suppose they have scrub teams for? il F 4 ll 1 Pat Dodson: I never like to eat. Shirley Hamilton: Why? Pat: It spoils my appetite. 4 i ll HY F Sneeze Snyder: Have you read any good books lately? Betty Pheasant: No, but I've written re- ports on several that would be good if I had time to read themf, 1 i li ll i Freshmen Class: A Comedy of Errors ' Sophomore Class: Much Ado About Noth- ing Junior Class: As You Like It. Senior Class: All's Well That Ends Well. ll' R ll ll W Mr. Stoudnour to Seniors: You are to be excused early today: please walk quietly through the hal's so that you won't waken the other classes. ll if IK ii ll There had been a terrible explosion in the lab and Mr. Lindsey was investigating. What happened he bellowed. Carmen Sollenberger went into the chemistry room and lit a match, answered the class. Lit a match! Why I'd think that would have been the last thing on earth he'd do. Charles Whetstone: It Wasf, l 1 1 1 1 John Edwards: Do you know what makes the tower of Babylon lean??' Llwellyn Evans: No, if I did I would do the same. Q 1 ill 1 3 Mr. Shaffer to student who is half an hour late: You should have been here at eight oicfockf' Student: W4hy?t What happened? I li 1 Merle Baughman: I've added the numbers ten timesff Miss Spencer: Good boyf' Merle: And here are the ten answers.