Morrison Cove High School - Pine Crest Yearbook (Martinsburg, PA)

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C ass Yill -a Our class, having marred very few desks, seldom obstructing the halls, and having never thrown any teachers out, shall soon pass through the doors where we came in four years hence. To you who are still engaged in the Work which we did not finish, we will everything with which we do not wish to part To: I The School Board we will our best wishes. The Sophomores, We will our intelligence. The Freshmen we will all our chewing gum found in the waste paper baskets. The Cafeteria we will our empty trays. Mr. Shaffer-a study hall that needs no attention. Mr. Lindsey--a house-building course. hir. Eboch--an annual donation of Kleenex. Mrs. Nlartz-a microscope for Biology Class. - Mrs. Points-a bushel of potatoes. Mr. Fisher-an album of hillbilly music. Mr. Bechtel-a mule to pull his plow. Mr. Hoyt-a pair of elevator shoes. Mr. Furrer-Snarlgrass' ability to referee a basket-ball game. Miss Spencer-new typewriters. lVIr. Frederick-a better Junior Class than the class of '49 Cimpossiblej. Mr. Rock-all the paper under the lockers. Eugene Detwiler-Arlene Ayer's record of good conduct. George Pote-Robert Ayer's ability to do shorthand. Laura Carper-Russell Bank's natural waves . Doris Beach-Merl Baughman's report card. Evelyn Bush-Robert Bishop's cowboy boots. . , Betty Kensinger-John Brumbaugh's love of mischief . Kermit Miller-john Butler's cuteness. Fred Dodson-Louise Clapper's gift of gab. U Rex Hcetcr-The power of Virginia Crisswell's,throwing arm. Sara Carper-Lorraine Daughenbaugh's giggles. Nlary jane Keith-Joe Detwifer's talent of making speeches. Dorothy Brumbaugh--Dorothy Dickis new Nash. Patty Wineland-jean Dick's diamond ring.

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24. Carmon Sollenberger: Is an elevator boy in Gambel's Women's Shop in Curryville. fGoing Up?J 25. In the local grade schools, we have Genevieve Mohr giving some of her knowledge to the young- er generation. 26. Patricia Nixon: Swings rolling pins when her husband comes. I was told that Darold has had a black eye for two whole weeks. 27. While looking through Henrietta's Noteworthy Daily, I noticed the wedding announcement of Lois Reneker. She will be happy. 28. Ida Mellott: Has won fame as the originator of the Eighty-Third Amendment for the pro- hibition of chewing gum. CPity the P. O. D. studentsj 29. Fleeta Mentzer: Is making a new picture in Hollywood. CHer talent was finally discoveredj 30. A new factory was erected at Bassler's Station, Richard Metzler is manufacturing Skyline Rockets for the local air field. .. 31. The crystal takes nie to a dense forest and here I find John Ritchey, now one of the most re- nowned hunters in the state. His co'lect1on ranges from mounted snake heads to full size stuffed bears. 32. Joe Shirk: Brade is the Bearded Ladyn i.1 the Ritchey and Brumbaugh circus. We hear he has the top spot on the show. 33. Imogene Metzker: Is still trailing the famous trumpet player. 34. Mary Lois Shriver: Is working as an undertaker's assistant. She says she will make a career of it. 35. Alice Snyder: Is visiting President Newman 's grand children this week. She still canlt understand how the Duplicrats stayed in office for 20 more years. . 36. Marjorie Stonerook: Was in town yesterday with her husband and lovely children. They look like they are real happy but I'll bet they have their occasional spats. 37. Janice Keithley: Is running a millinery, specializing in Goofy Goony Gaudy Women's Hats for 1969. 38. Ruth Rhodes: Was appointed by President Mary Lois Shriver as the first Woman to be Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. 39. Charles Whetstone: Is appearing ona paid assembly program at Cove High where he will pre- sent a viliraharp musical program. 40. Kenneth Wilson: Is now director of the Neopolice Opera and two of his star singers are none other than the siamese twins Alice Snyder and Marjorie Stonerook. 41. Pauline Keith: Certainly gave us a jolt too. She is doing the latest acrobatics. 42. Virginia Royer: Is driving the school bus on the Bakers Summit route. She says the job will give her an opportunity to meet new men. 43. Edna Smeltzer's picture heads a two column write-up in 4'The Pittsburgh Moon Television this week. She is one of those society dames now, 44. Donald Russell: Now-owns his own farm and is making a good profit from it. Don thinks he can retire in a few years. 45. Betty Pheasant. Is getting her trousseau ready. She and Don expect to be married soon. WE, THE UNDERSIGNED, DO SOLEMNLY AFFIRM THAT THE ABOVE STATEMENTS ARE AS DEFINITE AND TRUE AS OUR JADED IMAGINATIONS WILL PERMIT. Kenneth Wilson--Manager of the Ancient and Honorable Clothing House of Solomon Levi, Martins- burg. Betty Pheasant-Head instructor of the new course Whispcring,,' recently introduced in the Univer- sity of Hardknocks, Clover Creek. john Butler-Bond salesman for Seekem and Sellem, Brokers, Plum Creek.

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Byron Grubb-Patricia Dodson's bobby pins. Anna Lois Longenecker-John Edward's ability to sell magazines. Cora Ritchey-Llwellyn Evan's Rice Krispies diet. Alvin Ayers-Shirley Hamilton's bushy hair. Esther Smith-Robert Hoover's place in front of the candy boxes. Kathryn Russell--Paul Imes' library of pocket books. Twila Dick-Pauline Keith's ability to milk cows. Pauline Wisor-David Keithley's bashfulness. Mary Ella Hoover-Janice Keithley's, tall, dark and handsome man. Edna Claar-Keith Kensinger's P. O. D. recitations. Audrey Swartz-Kenneth Kensinger's squeaky fiddle, Joyce Dick-Mildred Longenecker's flightiness. jack Claar-Ida Mellott's spectacles. john Lee Bender-Fleeta Mentzer's red hair. Gerald Robinette-Imogene Metzker's constant calmness. Audrey Kensinger-Richard Metzler's position as president. Dale Smith- We give Genevieve lVlohr's superfluous height. klerl Hess-Patricia Nixon's school girl complexion. John Ormsby-Betty Pheasant's ability to cook. jean Kauffman-Kenton Pollardis muscles. Robert Summers-Lois Reneker's soberness. Lee Cornelius-Ruth Rhodes, cheerleading outfit. Ethel Glass-.lohn Ritchey's big shoes. Robert Bridenbaugh-Virginia Royerls accuracy in typing. Robert and Richard Smith-Donald Russell's brotherly love. Marie Helsel-Joe Shirk's forwardness. Dave Querry-Mary Lois Shriver's quiet manners. Arnold Hoover-Edna Smeltzer's curly hair. Donald Brumbaugh-Alice Snyderfs Pepsodent smile. Shirley Smith-Carmon Sollenberger's masculine walk. Shirley Slick-Marjorie Stonerook's skill in passing notes, Darlene Metzler-Dora Talbert's bangs. Vada Bouslough-Charles Whetstone's luxurious automobile. Roberta Brown-Kenneth Wilson's musical harmony. To all our Cove High Predecessors we will the privilege of feeding us at the Alumni Picnic. Having been witnessed by ten people whose names do not appear below and having been written against the will of our class, by four lawyers and nine morons, this will becomes effective as of the day before yesterday. SIGNED THE '49-ers By joe Detwiler Society Chairman