Morrison Cove High School - Pine Crest Yearbook (Martinsburg, PA)

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24. Carmon Sollenberger: Is an elevator boy in Gambel's Women's Shop in Curryville. fGoing Up?J 25. In the local grade schools, we have Genevieve Mohr giving some of her knowledge to the young- er generation. 26. Patricia Nixon: Swings rolling pins when her husband comes. I was told that Darold has had a black eye for two whole weeks. 27. While looking through Henrietta's Noteworthy Daily, I noticed the wedding announcement of Lois Reneker. She will be happy. 28. Ida Mellott: Has won fame as the originator of the Eighty-Third Amendment for the pro- hibition of chewing gum. CPity the P. O. D. studentsj 29. Fleeta Mentzer: Is making a new picture in Hollywood. CHer talent was finally discoveredj 30. A new factory was erected at Bassler's Station, Richard Metzler is manufacturing Skyline Rockets for the local air field. .. 31. The crystal takes nie to a dense forest and here I find John Ritchey, now one of the most re- nowned hunters in the state. His co'lect1on ranges from mounted snake heads to full size stuffed bears. 32. Joe Shirk: Brade is the Bearded Ladyn i.1 the Ritchey and Brumbaugh circus. We hear he has the top spot on the show. 33. Imogene Metzker: Is still trailing the famous trumpet player. 34. Mary Lois Shriver: Is working as an undertaker's assistant. She says she will make a career of it. 35. Alice Snyder: Is visiting President Newman 's grand children this week. She still canlt understand how the Duplicrats stayed in office for 20 more years. . 36. Marjorie Stonerook: Was in town yesterday with her husband and lovely children. They look like they are real happy but I'll bet they have their occasional spats. 37. Janice Keithley: Is running a millinery, specializing in Goofy Goony Gaudy Women's Hats for 1969. 38. Ruth Rhodes: Was appointed by President Mary Lois Shriver as the first Woman to be Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. 39. Charles Whetstone: Is appearing ona paid assembly program at Cove High where he will pre- sent a viliraharp musical program. 40. Kenneth Wilson: Is now director of the Neopolice Opera and two of his star singers are none other than the siamese twins Alice Snyder and Marjorie Stonerook. 41. Pauline Keith: Certainly gave us a jolt too. She is doing the latest acrobatics. 42. Virginia Royer: Is driving the school bus on the Bakers Summit route. She says the job will give her an opportunity to meet new men. 43. Edna Smeltzer's picture heads a two column write-up in 4'The Pittsburgh Moon Television this week. She is one of those society dames now, 44. Donald Russell: Now-owns his own farm and is making a good profit from it. Don thinks he can retire in a few years. 45. Betty Pheasant. Is getting her trousseau ready. She and Don expect to be married soon. WE, THE UNDERSIGNED, DO SOLEMNLY AFFIRM THAT THE ABOVE STATEMENTS ARE AS DEFINITE AND TRUE AS OUR JADED IMAGINATIONS WILL PERMIT. Kenneth Wilson--Manager of the Ancient and Honorable Clothing House of Solomon Levi, Martins- burg. Betty Pheasant-Head instructor of the new course Whispcring,,' recently introduced in the Univer- sity of Hardknocks, Clover Creek. john Butler-Bond salesman for Seekem and Sellem, Brokers, Plum Creek.

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Senior Class Prophecy 've sv It is now the year 1969, and we are gazing into the crystal ball. l. Arlene Ayers: Now married and is very happy. 2. Robert Ayers: Still hanging around Henrietta looking for prospects among the eligible young girls. 3. Russell Banks: Now runs a successful hair-dressing establishment for men in which John Butler and Robert Bishop are seen quite frequently. 4. Kenneth Kensinger: Dropped out of medical school at a very early date, secured a good com- mercial job and is campaigning for the presidency of the United States. i S. Merle Baughman: Is now driving a truck for Pete Smith, and makes regular deliveries to Cove High. 6. Robert Bishop: Is foreman of a big horse-ranch in Arizona. Bob always did believe in the state- -ment Go West, Young Man, Go West. 7. John Brumbaugh: This man is known today as the First man of American Baseball, having served with the Brookfyn Dodgers for 5 successive terms. He is expected to break Babe Ruth's record for home runs. 8. John Butler: Has worked himself up in the National Guard until he is now Captain of the Altoona division, Company C. O. V. E. 9. Louise Clapper: Currently starring at the Metropolitan Opera. On the side she is a baby sitter. 10. Virginiaigriswpllz Marriage interrupted her career as a nurse. She held the position of Superin- tendent of Nursfisiidiithe Canine Hospital. - 11. LorraiQngQDautghenbaugh:' Is digctor of Girls' Physical Education in the newly organized Central Beaverhollow 'Sliow.35'f'i1.. ' 'jj ' T'jf.Q1': N 12. Joe Detwiler: With radio television as a medium, has completely replaced Dagwood in the Beaverhollow Show. . , M , 5.32 iv- V iQ - sag I - -f 13. jean Dick: Today after almost twenty years of courtshipfi spliced with Dean Walters. Who is doing the splicing? Why its none other than David Keithly. Robert Hoover is the best man. 14. Patricia Dodson: On the Sands of the Sahara, stands a little cottage in which Patricia Dodson and Florence Beach are living happily. On the side they run a service station for camels. 15. John Edwards and Llwellyn Evans: The Mutt and Jeff duo of M. C. H. S. are now owners of the largest poultry farm in the world, which produces more than a million eggs per day. 16. Shirley Hamilton: Is an dd maid school teacher in the local grades, having replaced Mrs. Points. She is doing good work, and is assisted by the janitor, Keith Kensinger. 17. Robert Hoover: Much to my surprise, is traveling around the world in a 20-foot sailboat. Al- though making millions on the stock market, he remains a confirmed bachelor. 18. Paul Imes: VVith the aid of Janice Keithley is writing .a book, entitled Mr, Lindsey's Life in the Army , 19. David Keithley: Has been recently elected state senator. They say he can spell-bind them. 20. Keith Kensinger: Is running a training school for dogs. His specialty is bull-dogs. 21. Mildred Longenecker: Is at Penn State. WVe saw the Girls' Basketball Squad preparing for a game and she was their coach. 22. VVhen I went to see the circus yesterday who should I see but Kenton Pollard. He's the giant in the show. QI bet he uses stilts.J 23. Dora Talbert: Is advertising Dora's Red Dramatic Lipstick.

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C ass Yill -a Our class, having marred very few desks, seldom obstructing the halls, and having never thrown any teachers out, shall soon pass through the doors where we came in four years hence. To you who are still engaged in the Work which we did not finish, we will everything with which we do not wish to part To: I The School Board we will our best wishes. The Sophomores, We will our intelligence. The Freshmen we will all our chewing gum found in the waste paper baskets. The Cafeteria we will our empty trays. Mr. Shaffer-a study hall that needs no attention. Mr. Lindsey--a house-building course. hir. Eboch--an annual donation of Kleenex. Mrs. Nlartz-a microscope for Biology Class. - Mrs. Points-a bushel of potatoes. Mr. Fisher-an album of hillbilly music. Mr. Bechtel-a mule to pull his plow. Mr. Hoyt-a pair of elevator shoes. Mr. Furrer-Snarlgrass' ability to referee a basket-ball game. Miss Spencer-new typewriters. lVIr. Frederick-a better Junior Class than the class of '49 Cimpossiblej. Mr. Rock-all the paper under the lockers. Eugene Detwiler-Arlene Ayer's record of good conduct. George Pote-Robert Ayer's ability to do shorthand. Laura Carper-Russell Bank's natural waves . Doris Beach-Merl Baughman's report card. Evelyn Bush-Robert Bishop's cowboy boots. . , Betty Kensinger-John Brumbaugh's love of mischief . Kermit Miller-john Butler's cuteness. Fred Dodson-Louise Clapper's gift of gab. U Rex Hcetcr-The power of Virginia Crisswell's,throwing arm. Sara Carper-Lorraine Daughenbaugh's giggles. Nlary jane Keith-Joe Detwifer's talent of making speeches. Dorothy Brumbaugh--Dorothy Dickis new Nash. Patty Wineland-jean Dick's diamond ring.