Morris Central High School - Morrisanian Yearbook (Morris, NY)

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Sane famous people who attended the reunion were as follows: Grand- Prix winner, Alex; Evil Knevil II, Ken; World's Strongest Man, Scott; the best N.Y. Yankee's baseball pitcher. Merle; Dallas' second Hollywood Hen- derson, Ed; and winner of the Indy 500, Norman (with the help of his pit crew, Terry) . Two guests were brought to the reunion, one by Dale, now a professional girl chaser, and another by Kitty, apprentice to Zsa Zsa Gabor. Unfortunately, one night the two guests disappeared together, leaving both Dale and Kitty quite upset. Several classmates couldn't make it for various reasons. Francis was on duty at the Vatican, and Steve was out West shooting sheriffs with Brooklyn accents. Jim M. was still in Columbia, after flying there to do seme business with the Ambassador, Stacia. Ann was in Poland busily dir- ecting the National Polish Counciling Service, while Darryl N. was still in NYC trying to find out what that large metal object was that he had discovered, under 42nd St. with his metal detector. Sachiko couldn't make it because she was continuing to have problems trying to westernize Japan. Twenty years ago Claudette left to fly high, and she never return- ed. Donna K. headed north instead of south, and she's been missing ever since. As far as everyone knows, Mike is still in Texas with his Rassle Castle, searching for a dude ranch of his own. Jeanne is still swimming across the Atlantic Ocean from Denmark and is planning to be with us in tims for our 50th reunion. As for now, we are all looking forward to our next reunion when we'll all be able to share all our memories again and make new ones.

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PROPHECY In the year 2000 the class of '80 gathered for their twentieth class reunion at Papa Paul's, a resort owned by Paul and managed by Dave. They spent a weekend there with lots of activities and games which were arrang- ed by Papa Paul's entertainment director, Vicki. The first evening two Papa Paul's regulars performed for than. They were Cheryl Royceski, pianist, and Maria (Go-Go) Marzocco, dancer. An excellent dinner was pro- vided by Jim H., culinary expert in the art of chicken preparation. After dinner Brian, editor of the Leather Stocking Journal, passed out his latest issue for them to read, while Bruce tried to sell them watches. The next morning anybody who had bought a watch from Bruce got up late and missed a rocket demonstration by Pat, who is now a mass producer of rockets that fly (sometimes). After lunch (more chicken) Betty Lou, now a Driver Ed. teacher; Linda H., Air Force recruiter; and Andy, a renowned linguist, played golf. Un- fortunately a small accident occured when Betty Lou swerved to avoid hitt- ing Tim, Papa Paul's professional caddy,and instead drove into a pond. Luckily, Nurse Doreen was at the scene of the accident and was able to save Andy with artificial resuscitation. Anita's fast driving (she recently broke the world's land speed record) got Andy to the hospital quickly, and he recovered in time for that night's toga party. Everyone's costume was provided by famous toga designer, Brenda in con- junction with Jennifer, Who is now an amazing 5ft. tall since she found the fountain of height . Penny served her well-kncwn Penny Beer , and Linda B. and all her little acorns gave rides to everyone on their mopeds. That night Donna F. distributed the newest edition of her subversive Greenwich Village periodical which allowed Curtis to add one more book to his world's record of reading the most books ever written. The next morning was their last day at Papa Paul's Resort. It started out with a summit meeting in the showers conducted by Adam and Joe, leaders of their own countries. That day a member of Hell's Angels Daryl K. ask- ed Jeff to fix his motorcycle that had broken down. Mark had to leave early that morning because it was going to take him a long time to get bask to California on his skateboard. Other early departures were Joan and Hus- band, Mike, who returned to the Navy and Connie and Bob, who left in their tank. The only other incident of the day was when Denise lost one of her five little CR's. Fortunately he was later found under someone's misplaced toga (probably Brenda's, well, maybe it was Jennifer's, or was it....?) That night Director Sandi entertained us with her latest movie, Animal House II. Refreshments were served by Lisa, who had recently taken over her father's position, and dinner was chicken again. (Three weeks after the re- union, Jim H. was arrested by the FDA undercover agent Nancy for serving Hormone infested chickens).

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