Morris Central High School - Morrisanian Yearbook (Morris, NY)

Page 27 text:

iPropfjecp Matt Akulonis- Finally finds out that money isn't everything. Mark Balbuena- Will beccrre the future Mr. America. Joe Benjamin- Will beccme a famed jock, advertising for men's underwear. Molly Brett- Will be the Party Queen, and no one will know it. Bill Canfield- Will finally break the land speed record in his Charger. Tim Church- Will amass a fortune, designing, making, and selling electronic drum sticks. Carol Collier- Will beccme the Balias Cowboys leading cheerleader. David CoTlison- Will beccme an aerospace engineer and will design airplanes for the Vfeebles company. Barbara DeLuca- Will beccme the world'£ tallest midget making speeches about drugs. Jon Fichot- Passing his driver's test by sending a pass to the brownie. Margie Fisher Cheryle Owens- Become Mr. Rollins' personal secretaries, only to be out more than they're in. Jim Gregory- Becomes the unexpected from the unsuspecting. Andy Gutierrez- Becoming a star pitcher in the major leagues, with his own personal catcher. Janet Hull- Finds out that carrots really do grow in her hair. Bob Mitchell- Will get his most ecstatic pin, wrestling with Haystack Calhoun in the big time. (It'll also be his last!) Mike Morton- Becomes an ACME Salesman, selling his latest creation, a new cleaning solution called MR. PUSSER. Perry Page- Grows up to be a kindergarten teacher, only to be mistaken for one of the students. Danta Quintin- Leaves for anywhere, ANYWHERE, just to get out of Morris. Donna Madison - While discovering the lost continent of Atlantis, she extricates the world's oldest vending machine and visits MCS as president of the Cousteau Beverages, Inc. Bill Shinnick- Becomes Brooklyn's tree-top lover. Steve Warley- Finally becomes Andy's personal catcher. Clover Williams- Growing up and finding out her name isn't Clover it's Timothy. Kevan Young- Stays on the farm, but keeps his dedication to the Boy's Club and becomes coach. Patty Rollins- Leaves Morris to go to college. She finds it so exciting that she makes a career of it! Mike Gorsira- Decides that school isn't all that bad—well, on the other hand- Neil Halbert- Will become a doctor and discover an undetectable disease with no symptoms and no cure. Linda Harlow- Will leave Morris Central School to co-star on Alice. Richard Henness- Will be carpeting with Howard Cosell at C.B.S. for the most talkitive sports broadcaster. Tim Jacobsen- Will get teed off. Joyce Jones- Will star in the TV Syndication of Blunder Wanan. Sherrill Roberts- Leaves Jerry six more years of bummers in school. Barry Shelley- Will became the head cheerleader for the Dallas Cowboys', only to be released for illegal use of hands. Diane Stachina- Will became a zoologist and return to Morris to study animal behavior. June Tburtellotte- Will leave, to live in G'ville with her haram. Jim Wells- Leaves with hopes of becoming the new Foster Brooks. 23

Page 29 text:

. «eBsr mL finally! I hate to tell you this, but It's your breath. Take this down, Shirley. Dear Santa... ssented the play THREE MEN ON A HORSE rs. The play was a runaway success, t slowly, came up, rushing from behind sle! The entire class worked very rded when, at the final performance, audience was roaring with laughter! I've got rhythm! And that reminds me of another story. 25