Morris Central High School - Morrisanian Yearbook (Morris, NY)

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Sherrie Ann Roberts William Ronald Shinnick Steven Mark Warley Patricia Joyce Rollins Diane Carol Stachina James Bruce Wells Barry Todd Shelley June Melody Tourtellotte Clover June Williams

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iPropfjecp Matt Akulonis- Finally finds out that money isn't everything. Mark Balbuena- Will beccrre the future Mr. America. Joe Benjamin- Will beccme a famed jock, advertising for men's underwear. Molly Brett- Will be the Party Queen, and no one will know it. Bill Canfield- Will finally break the land speed record in his Charger. Tim Church- Will amass a fortune, designing, making, and selling electronic drum sticks. Carol Collier- Will beccme the Balias Cowboys leading cheerleader. David CoTlison- Will beccme an aerospace engineer and will design airplanes for the Vfeebles company. Barbara DeLuca- Will beccme the world'£ tallest midget making speeches about drugs. Jon Fichot- Passing his driver's test by sending a pass to the brownie. Margie Fisher Cheryle Owens- Become Mr. Rollins' personal secretaries, only to be out more than they're in. Jim Gregory- Becomes the unexpected from the unsuspecting. Andy Gutierrez- Becoming a star pitcher in the major leagues, with his own personal catcher. Janet Hull- Finds out that carrots really do grow in her hair. Bob Mitchell- Will get his most ecstatic pin, wrestling with Haystack Calhoun in the big time. (It'll also be his last!) Mike Morton- Becomes an ACME Salesman, selling his latest creation, a new cleaning solution called MR. PUSSER. Perry Page- Grows up to be a kindergarten teacher, only to be mistaken for one of the students. Danta Quintin- Leaves for anywhere, ANYWHERE, just to get out of Morris. Donna Madison - While discovering the lost continent of Atlantis, she extricates the world's oldest vending machine and visits MCS as president of the Cousteau Beverages, Inc. Bill Shinnick- Becomes Brooklyn's tree-top lover. Steve Warley- Finally becomes Andy's personal catcher. Clover Williams- Growing up and finding out her name isn't Clover it's Timothy. Kevan Young- Stays on the farm, but keeps his dedication to the Boy's Club and becomes coach. Patty Rollins- Leaves Morris to go to college. She finds it so exciting that she makes a career of it! Mike Gorsira- Decides that school isn't all that bad—well, on the other hand- Neil Halbert- Will become a doctor and discover an undetectable disease with no symptoms and no cure. Linda Harlow- Will leave Morris Central School to co-star on Alice. Richard Henness- Will be carpeting with Howard Cosell at C.B.S. for the most talkitive sports broadcaster. Tim Jacobsen- Will get teed off. Joyce Jones- Will star in the TV Syndication of Blunder Wanan. Sherrill Roberts- Leaves Jerry six more years of bummers in school. Barry Shelley- Will became the head cheerleader for the Dallas Cowboys', only to be released for illegal use of hands. Diane Stachina- Will became a zoologist and return to Morris to study animal behavior. June Tburtellotte- Will leave, to live in G'ville with her haram. Jim Wells- Leaves with hopes of becoming the new Foster Brooks. 23