Morral High School - Captain Yearbook (Morral, OH)

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GLASS EHUYHESY This afternoon while lying in my downy-soft bed listen- ing to my atomic-powered television radio, I became'wny very bored, While wondering what to do, a brilliant thought struck me--Why not climb into my autogyro and drop in to see what all of the students who graduated from Morral High back in 1947 are doing now. So I promptly did just that. First, I headed toward the world's largest city--New York. I circled several times while focusing my X-ray vision- scope and suddenly I found it resting on a large building. It soon pointed toward one of the larger groups of offices in that building. I decided to land my autogyro on the air- field atop the building and investigate. Soon after enter- ing the offices, I knew the answer. I was'in a photographic studio and found there Clarabel Newland who had a very good position painting pictures in this large studio. After spending some time with hor, I again crawled into my auto- gyro.and once more circled New York. My X-ray vision-scope once again centered on a member of the '47 class of Morral High. This time it was Norma Christiansen and we found hor making hor debut at the Metro- polian Opera. Upon talking with Norma, we learned that she has finally reached this height of fame after years of struggling as a chorus girl in one of New York's leading burlesque shows. After leaving Norma, we headed west and soon found our- selves in Pittsburg, Pennsylvania. Here we did not need to use our X-ray vision-scope as we found the name of one of the '47 graduates plainly printed on the reef of one of the large factories. The sign road nThe Fred Baer Pop Gun Manufaetxring Company-4Makers of the Original Radio Powered Pop Gunn. We found that, after some struggling, Fred had made the world see the value of his invention and soon after this, his factory had jumped to be the biggest Pop Gun fac- tory in the nation. We soon left Pittsburg far behind us and headed for Columbus, Ohio. We were anxious to arrive there as we had hoard of an unusual activity of one more of the students from that class. We dashed directly to Lazarus Department store and there we found whom we were hunting. Mary Radel was at last realizing her life-long ambitions fSho was living in a pep-tent on the third floor of Lazarus. We talked to Mary for some time and then conti ued to our next stop which was Espyville, Ohio. Here we find the famous Sehortzor Mortuary, owned by Edward Sohertzer. Edward told us abeut his swift climb to success, and of his motto which was, WOur customers never oomplainn. Schertzer's Mortuary also makes the guarantee that they never use the same material twice.

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CLASS PROPHESY CCOntinuedl ' x We leave th re and soon find ourselves back in Morral where some of the students from the class of '47 have chosen to remain. The first of these we visited was Rhnmud Granlea who is now'Professor of Commercial Subjects in the Morral University. Professor the University. Granlee was one of the founders of tc the Jim Conley residence near Jim receiving much attention from his since he injured his hand in the corn we then journeyed Morral. Here we found wife and four children picker while picking corn on his fcurehuhdred acre farm. After having tea at the Cenleys'k we went to Chicago where we visited one of the cities leading business estab- lishments-meFeurot's Ehysique Building Company. Mr. Edward Faurot is the president and CWBGT of this cempany and last week the world witnessed his greatest triumph when he drove Charles Atlas out of business. As Edward was very busy, we did not stay long. We' started for California but while flying over Jefferson City Missouri, we noticed that the circus was in town and, as we we decided to stop and look around a bit. that we did, for whom do we find in that Morral High's previous students. A Natch- had all afternoon, We were very glad circus but some of urally, one of the biggest attractions in any circus is the trapeze artist and we fauna that Gene White wasj Barnum and Baileys' star attraction. She had joined the circus after she ran away from college with the sword swallower. Upon further investigation, we found still another member of the class of 1947 who proved to be Ann Schmelzer. When she heard that her friend, Gene White, had joined the circus, Suede- cided to also and has since become the world's greatest lady lion tamer. Continuing our afternoon travels, we find ourselves very curious about a lonely figure we see walking in a des- olate spot in the Rocky Mountains. We land and find that the person is none other than Paul Wiley. Paul soon ex- plained to us that he was living the life of a hermit and that we were the first human beings that he had seen for over four years. He is a member cf the staff of chemists at Harvard University and the other chemists had chosen him to leave the University and become a hermit for a period of 42 years in order to help them complete their research of the primitive man. We decided that perhaps it would be better not to visit with Paul too long perrment so we continued Lane City, we stopped to there. While watching a NRound the Worldn, which as it might interfere with Um ex- west. While passing over Salt enjoy a carnival WHUHIMBS playing new type of amusement ride called has taken the place of the old fashion merry-go-round, we noticed among the people Don Saxton. We waited at the exit until he finished his ride