Morral High School - Captain Yearbook (Morral, OH)

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GLASS EHUYHESY This afternoon while lying in my downy-soft bed listen- ing to my atomic-powered television radio, I became'wny very bored, While wondering what to do, a brilliant thought struck me--Why not climb into my autogyro and drop in to see what all of the students who graduated from Morral High back in 1947 are doing now. So I promptly did just that. First, I headed toward the world's largest city--New York. I circled several times while focusing my X-ray vision- scope and suddenly I found it resting on a large building. It soon pointed toward one of the larger groups of offices in that building. I decided to land my autogyro on the air- field atop the building and investigate. Soon after enter- ing the offices, I knew the answer. I was'in a photographic studio and found there Clarabel Newland who had a very good position painting pictures in this large studio. After spending some time with hor, I again crawled into my auto- gyro.and once more circled New York. My X-ray vision-scope once again centered on a member of the '47 class of Morral High. This time it was Norma Christiansen and we found hor making hor debut at the Metro- polian Opera. Upon talking with Norma, we learned that she has finally reached this height of fame after years of struggling as a chorus girl in one of New York's leading burlesque shows. After leaving Norma, we headed west and soon found our- selves in Pittsburg, Pennsylvania. Here we did not need to use our X-ray vision-scope as we found the name of one of the '47 graduates plainly printed on the reef of one of the large factories. The sign road nThe Fred Baer Pop Gun Manufaetxring Company-4Makers of the Original Radio Powered Pop Gunn. We found that, after some struggling, Fred had made the world see the value of his invention and soon after this, his factory had jumped to be the biggest Pop Gun fac- tory in the nation. We soon left Pittsburg far behind us and headed for Columbus, Ohio. We were anxious to arrive there as we had hoard of an unusual activity of one more of the students from that class. We dashed directly to Lazarus Department store and there we found whom we were hunting. Mary Radel was at last realizing her life-long ambitions fSho was living in a pep-tent on the third floor of Lazarus. We talked to Mary for some time and then conti ued to our next stop which was Espyville, Ohio. Here we find the famous Sehortzor Mortuary, owned by Edward Sohertzer. Edward told us abeut his swift climb to success, and of his motto which was, WOur customers never oomplainn. Schertzer's Mortuary also makes the guarantee that they never use the same material twice.