Morral High School - Captain Yearbook (Morral, OH)

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HUMOR CONTINUED Mrs.....And what possible excuse could the Jury have for UM- that'woman? ' ' Mr3SLL3Insanity, my dearc MrS.....What3 All twelve of them? Manners We friends were riding on a when Don noticed that Ed had 'What's the matter, Ed?W He WNo,W answerod Edo NI just Mr, Mc Farlan,,,..WSay, this and'I haven't found a single J ' a bus, Ed Schcrtzer and Dun.WEmEw, his eyes closed. asked, WAre you ill?n anft bear to see women standing.W I is supposed to bo oyster vsoup, eysteron' Mrso Wyliesssounlf you had Irish stew, would you expect to find an Irishman in it?N 2 a 'Come quiclsg' said the excited man, to the doctor. 'mc' Wim has appendieitis,H ' 'But,' said the doctor, WI thought I took your wifo's agpend- appendix out three years ago, I never heard of anyone having a second appendixon 'Doetor,W said the nervous husband, Whave you ever heard of ' VY anyone having a second Wife? ...... , Car1,NJeL5SHey, look at that bunch of cows! Junior'HL0nsoNot bunch ---- herd. lSaHerd.wha3? ' q,Herd of eowso ' SS5Inmean'a cow herd. Carl.. JuniorSLZ Carl., Juniorssnsswell, what do I care if a cow heard? I didn't say anything IYm ashamed of! BoyolL8LSniff, Sniff. Ladyeeslslittle boy, don't you have a handkerehief?' Boy,..,UYes mafam, but I don't lend it to strangers. . ..... . , , Mr. Harrington.hdd,been giving Richard, his new stenographcr, his instructions. nAnd therofs just one thing more Richard, two words I don't want to hear you use in I 4 ' he said, nThcre are this office, One is YSWELL' and'the other is 'LOUSY.' 'Certainly sir,U answered Richard, HWhat ,..n I Jane..50oBonnie, how many times will five are the two words?' go into one?W Bonnic.gn,,Fivo can't go into one, danO.Q,..No? Dddn!t you put ing? . I ..I- I five tees into one sock this mamf Morong Qnla street ear. Transfer, please. a MohaVman5ac..Where to, sir? Moren.s0ssI'm sorry, I0can't prise party. tell you. You see it's a sur-