Morral High School - Captain Yearbook (Morral, OH)

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HUMGR CContinuedD 4 Jane....Bonnie, how many times will five go into one? Bonnie...Five oan't go into one, Jane.....No? Didn't you put five toes into one sock this morning? Exporer.....And this bear on the floor here I shot in Alaska. It was a case of Me or him. Bored.......Wel1 the bear pertainly makes a better rug. Fixing a flat Policeman....NOpen the door, lady....,.I have your husband here. He was run over by a steam roller.N Lady.........WI'm not dressed to see anybodyg push him under the dior and call a d0ctor.N , V5t6T ---- Why, I wouldn't vote for you if you were St. Peter himself! Candidate....If Idwere St. Peter, you couldn't vote for - me.....You wouldn't be in my district. I hear that the Baker poultry farm is stamping the date on all eggs the day they are lafd,- so that their customers may be sure they are getting onfy strictly fresh ones. NYeah,W I bought some so fresh that they were a week ahead of the date of issue. Miss E......nAnd why have you decided to give up the study of Frenoh?H Nancy R.....nIt's a waste of time trying to do something- that the French do so much better.H Mrs, Lashey.....NName twm pronouns.N Gene KV a I c n 4 0 u s WhQ Me? H Mrs. Lashey.....UThat's very go0d.W Mrs. Weston.....WThe mmctor is here tm see you.W Mr. Weston......lAhsent mindedy Tell him I can't see him I'IIl ill. ' V Jack L.......NBelieve me I'm gwing to get aheadin Gene W,......WGood! You need one badly.N Salesman.....WWhy, This machine will db half your work.H Bob C........HI'll take two of them.N The young lady walked boldly up to the elderly woman whom she had mistaken for the matron of the hospital. HMay I see Lieutenant Barker, please?H She asked.. NMay I ask who you are?H 'Certainly, NI am his sister.H HWell, well! I'm glad to meet you. I'm his mother. Mr. Mo Farlan....NBob, are you fond of algebra?W Bob H....... ..... NYes, I'm stuck on every problem.n

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HUMOR CONTINUED Mrs.....And what possible excuse could the Jury have for UM- that'woman? ' ' Mr3SLL3Insanity, my dearc MrS.....What3 All twelve of them? Manners We friends were riding on a when Don noticed that Ed had 'What's the matter, Ed?W He WNo,W answerod Edo NI just Mr, Mc Farlan,,,..WSay, this and'I haven't found a single J ' a bus, Ed Schcrtzer and Dun.WEmEw, his eyes closed. asked, WAre you ill?n anft bear to see women standing.W I is supposed to bo oyster vsoup, eysteron' Mrso Wyliesssounlf you had Irish stew, would you expect to find an Irishman in it?N 2 a 'Come quiclsg' said the excited man, to the doctor. 'mc' Wim has appendieitis,H ' 'But,' said the doctor, WI thought I took your wifo's agpend- appendix out three years ago, I never heard of anyone having a second appendixon 'Doetor,W said the nervous husband, Whave you ever heard of ' VY anyone having a second Wife? ...... , Car1,NJeL5SHey, look at that bunch of cows! Junior'HL0nsoNot bunch ---- herd. lSaHerd.wha3? ' q,Herd of eowso ' SS5Inmean'a cow herd. Carl.. JuniorSLZ Carl., Juniorssnsswell, what do I care if a cow heard? I didn't say anything IYm ashamed of! BoyolL8LSniff, Sniff. Ladyeeslslittle boy, don't you have a handkerehief?' Boy,..,UYes mafam, but I don't lend it to strangers. . ..... . , , Mr. Harrington.hdd,been giving Richard, his new stenographcr, his instructions. nAnd therofs just one thing more Richard, two words I don't want to hear you use in I 4 ' he said, nThcre are this office, One is YSWELL' and'the other is 'LOUSY.' 'Certainly sir,U answered Richard, HWhat ,..n I Jane..50oBonnie, how many times will five are the two words?' go into one?W Bonnic.gn,,Fivo can't go into one, danO.Q,..No? Dddn!t you put ing? . I ..I- I five tees into one sock this mamf Morong Qnla street ear. Transfer, please. a MohaVman5ac..Where to, sir? Moren.s0ssI'm sorry, I0can't prise party. tell you. You see it's a sur-