Morral High School - Captain Yearbook (Morral, OH)

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HUMOR CONTINUED D . What-is the corniest joke you over heard, Mac? Well, did you ever hear the one about the Seotehman who mer! ied the village ideit because he heard she was half off? f Szwoone said once, and we quote, It requires hundreds.oi'?1uts to hold an automobile together, but only one to wreck it.' Hello there Jim, how's your garden'doing this spring? ' ' looki bet on about the same as ever, I guess. Cutworms are ng ter but I'm worried about my potato bugs. They Seem UDGOTHOUT ished. . Members of the Physics class were intently watching Mrf MCIFT Farlan demonstrate the propter , of various chemicals, UNow he said,'I'm going to drop this 50-cent piece into this glass of acid, Will'it disso1ve?N ' NNo,n replied Virgil, , nVery well. Will you tell the class just why the coin won't dissolve?N ' , WBecawse,W answered Virgil, wif thefgiiffdollar would disw 'solve, you wouldnft drop it in the stings Betty1ou.....What is'the best way to break a habit? dr0de v e u n .Drop It's Th' Breaks, Kid! UI lost a fortune last nightlw VMercy, how?n WI went to bed felling like 'n million dollars and get up this morning felling like thirty cents,N Curtains' That slyg insidious monster Typographical Error crept into a telegram a gentleman, vacationing at the seashore at the seashore, sent to his wife: ' NHaving wonderful timog wish you were her. That'll Learn 'Img Old Ja B. Smithey, founder and manager of the Smithoy Tool Works, was known as a hard-boiled boss' who never tolerate a moment's loafing on the job. ' One day he walked thru the shipping department and saw a ' young fellow leaning against a packing case, hands inpocket, idly 'whistling, ' , Old J. B's ire rose at the sight, ' 'Wbung folla,H he barked, Whow much are you drawing a wcek?' NTwcnty dellars,H replied the lad, i NAllright, herefs a week salary! Now clear out of here right now, You're throughin ' The boy pocketed the money and strolled away. J, B. watched him saunter nonchalantly away until he passed from sight, 1 ' . Turning to the foreman, he said: HHow long had he been with us? ' ' Wh0 him?H Shrussed the foreman. Wnefs just a kid that brought over a packs e from t e e ' -N -

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HUMGR CContinuedD 4 Jane....Bonnie, how many times will five go into one? Bonnie...Five oan't go into one, Jane.....No? Didn't you put five toes into one sock this morning? Exporer.....And this bear on the floor here I shot in Alaska. It was a case of Me or him. Bored.......Wel1 the bear pertainly makes a better rug. Fixing a flat Policeman....NOpen the door, lady....,.I have your husband here. He was run over by a steam roller.N Lady.........WI'm not dressed to see anybodyg push him under the dior and call a d0ctor.N , V5t6T ---- Why, I wouldn't vote for you if you were St. Peter himself! Candidate....If Idwere St. Peter, you couldn't vote for - me.....You wouldn't be in my district. I hear that the Baker poultry farm is stamping the date on all eggs the day they are lafd,- so that their customers may be sure they are getting onfy strictly fresh ones. NYeah,W I bought some so fresh that they were a week ahead of the date of issue. Miss E......nAnd why have you decided to give up the study of Frenoh?H Nancy R.....nIt's a waste of time trying to do something- that the French do so much better.H Mrs, Lashey.....NName twm pronouns.N Gene KV a I c n 4 0 u s WhQ Me? H Mrs. Lashey.....UThat's very go0d.W Mrs. Weston.....WThe mmctor is here tm see you.W Mr. Weston......lAhsent mindedy Tell him I can't see him I'IIl ill. ' V Jack L.......NBelieve me I'm gwing to get aheadin Gene W,......WGood! You need one badly.N Salesman.....WWhy, This machine will db half your work.H Bob C........HI'll take two of them.N The young lady walked boldly up to the elderly woman whom she had mistaken for the matron of the hospital. HMay I see Lieutenant Barker, please?H She asked.. NMay I ask who you are?H 'Certainly, NI am his sister.H HWell, well! I'm glad to meet you. I'm his mother. Mr. Mo Farlan....NBob, are you fond of algebra?W Bob H....... ..... NYes, I'm stuck on every problem.n