Morral High School - Captain Yearbook (Morral, OH)

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Howard HUMOR Why doesn't water leave the shore? Don S. Because it's tide there. - Lois S Cwiping the dishesj I can carry seventy dishes with my left hand. ' Helen- What can you do with your right? Lois-- Pick up the pieces. Father You hammer nails like lightning, son. Ed. F. Father You mean I'm really fast? No, you seldom strike in the same place. D. Shep-ggerd---Darling, do you love me still? Jim P.- ----- --Yes, better than any other way. Mildred ---- Did anyone ever tell you how wonderful you are? Fred M ----- No, I don't believe so. Mildred ---- Then where did you ever get the idea? Wilbur----I have a speaking part in the play. Have you? Wilma ----- Ah.No. The new coach said I Was Too beautiful for EErdE' - 'mu ?w: - ld' ' I I u -1-4--. Mrs. Lashey----And now, Jack, can you tell me where the shingle was first used? Jack L. -------- I could teacher but Ifd rather not. Mr. Harrington---I have tickets for the theater. Mrs. Harrington--Oh good! I'll start dressing. ' Mr. Harrington--4Yes, do they're for tomorrow night, HHave you heard about the impatient customer who told his barber NLISTENH barber: I'll never make my train at the rate you're shaving ne. Suppose you hold the razor still, and I'll wiggle my face.H Shipwrecked ----- And the only face I saw in all my months on that island was my own reflection in the river pool, Sympathetic ----- My how you must have suffereda GENEROSITY , Some high school boys are so generous that they would share their Dads' last nickel with a friend. Mr. Weston----Francis Scott Key was famous for what? Fred Mc ------- She wrote the Star Spangled Banner. Miss E.- ------ Bobby Branch, what do we have today that we didn't have one hundred years ago? Bobby-- ------ ME.. A definition Immigration---Where you let water run through in little places.

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HUMOR CONTINUED D . What-is the corniest joke you over heard, Mac? Well, did you ever hear the one about the Seotehman who mer! ied the village ideit because he heard she was half off? f Szwoone said once, and we quote, It requires hundreds.oi'?1uts to hold an automobile together, but only one to wreck it.' Hello there Jim, how's your garden'doing this spring? ' ' looki bet on about the same as ever, I guess. Cutworms are ng ter but I'm worried about my potato bugs. They Seem UDGOTHOUT ished. . Members of the Physics class were intently watching Mrf MCIFT Farlan demonstrate the propter , of various chemicals, UNow he said,'I'm going to drop this 50-cent piece into this glass of acid, Will'it disso1ve?N ' NNo,n replied Virgil, , nVery well. Will you tell the class just why the coin won't dissolve?N ' , WBecawse,W answered Virgil, wif thefgiiffdollar would disw 'solve, you wouldnft drop it in the stings Betty1ou.....What is'the best way to break a habit? dr0de v e u n .Drop It's Th' Breaks, Kid! UI lost a fortune last nightlw VMercy, how?n WI went to bed felling like 'n million dollars and get up this morning felling like thirty cents,N Curtains' That slyg insidious monster Typographical Error crept into a telegram a gentleman, vacationing at the seashore at the seashore, sent to his wife: ' NHaving wonderful timog wish you were her. That'll Learn 'Img Old Ja B. Smithey, founder and manager of the Smithoy Tool Works, was known as a hard-boiled boss' who never tolerate a moment's loafing on the job. ' One day he walked thru the shipping department and saw a ' young fellow leaning against a packing case, hands inpocket, idly 'whistling, ' , Old J. B's ire rose at the sight, ' 'Wbung folla,H he barked, Whow much are you drawing a wcek?' NTwcnty dellars,H replied the lad, i NAllright, herefs a week salary! Now clear out of here right now, You're throughin ' The boy pocketed the money and strolled away. J, B. watched him saunter nonchalantly away until he passed from sight, 1 ' . Turning to the foreman, he said: HHow long had he been with us? ' ' Wh0 him?H Shrussed the foreman. Wnefs just a kid that brought over a packs e from t e e ' -N -