Morral High School - Captain Yearbook (Morral, OH)

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NYou sold me a car two nYes, sir.N nTell me again all you fMrs. Harrington? NIS girls?H CWilma S.D WYes, in it grapes?N HUMOR weeks ago.n said about it, I'm getting discouraged Pk there anything you want to know now true that raisins are just worried ik Percy: I'm five ........... how old are you? Archie: I don't know. Percy: Do women bother you? Archie: Nope! Percy: Than you're only four. Don Saxton: HI see in x the paper a scientist claims that in- sects can talk to each other.N Howard Conley: HOf course they can. hren't moths always chewine the rag?N Two young Irishman had x just gone into the trenches during the Horld War and their captain promised 31 for everyone of the enemy they killed. Pat was asleep when he was awakened by Mike shoutinr, NThe Germans are charging! Wake Upln How many are there,N shouts Pat. Nnbout 5O,O0OH says Mike. N3eQorraW, shouts Pat, jumping up and grabbing his rifle, Hour furtune's medal' A b A x Mildred: WNow, what are we stoppine for?N Dale: ' HI've lost my bearinps.N Mildred: nTell at least you're oricinalg most fellows run out of gas.W x In a school essay on nParentsW a wirl wrote: We ret our narents when they are so old that it is very hard to change their habits.H x fDentistD qnwhet kind of filling do you want in your tooth?N Gene Hudel: HCROCOLUTEIW Pk

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CRayl UI often wonder why parents take so much trouble to teach children to talkan KBobJ WMe, too, Especially when they spend the rest gf their lives trying to keep them quiet.' 5 lAdvise to High School Boysl WA man's good looks are often spoiled when he sneers.n Especially when he sneers at a bigger man. x CMiss Ellington! aDale, your composition is the worst in the class, I'm going to send your father a note telling him about it W KDale7 WYou'll just make him sore. You see he wrote it.' The tragedy of the flea is that he knows for certain that all his children will go to the dogs. ik WJimmie,H said father, WI wish you would learn better table mannersf Youfre a regular little pig at your meals. You know what a pig is, don't you?N NYes,' ruplied Jimmie, Na pig is a hog's little boy.W 1 fmiss Hacker! Huid your father help you,write this, Don?W CDon S.J WNO, I got it wrong all by myself.n x Jim: WSay, whatever became of those old-fashioned gals who fainted when a boy kissed them?W Gene: WHuh3 whatever became of the old-fashioned boys who made them faint?' 1 Sailor to a lovely young thinr: WPardon me, but I'm wri ing n telephone directory. Huy I have your number? x Little Roy: NI want two cents' worth of bird seed, please.W Dealer: nHow many birds have you sonny?n Little Boy: WI haven't any. I want to grow some.N lk 'r'h l I