Morningside Hospital School of Nursing (Tulsa, OK)

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DLACEBO And ll Lcarncldl About Appcncdlsicimizis From Him U 1'ue I'ue I Ue A nd taken nzy luele as Vue found it, been siele a good bit in my tin1e,' had my pickin' o' doctors, some of the lot was fine. One, was a solenzn fared intern, And one with big eyes and flat dorne, One .-I nd was a deft fingered surgeon, one is a nzan at loine. Now I aren't no 'and with the doetors, For takin' 'ein all along, You never can tell 'till you ee tried 'ern An, then you are like to be wrong. x There's times when you'll think they're nzost human, There's times when you'll swear they're a fright, But the things you will learn from drugs and sealpel They'll help set an errin' nzind right. I was young at operations, Hatin' the time to begin, .-I guy front Tulsa he did nze, And this guy is elever as sin. Simple it were but nzy first one, More like a ,Yightnzare quite dint, But they soy it's the way to good So Hurray, And I learned about .-lppendieitis from 'inz. First I was ordered an enema, . Being in eharge of the nurse, An' it gave ine a pain at my waist line, An' I felt an awful sight worse. Essential, no doubt and 'tpertectiuev But it took' all the rest of :ny oiin. Course 'e did what was right, Like a true surgeon niight, But I learned about Appendieitis from U'lzat did the doftor really think! Do you suppose 'e told ,ein true! Iflilzen it eonies to M. D.'s on a ease, They're just alilee-every one, They'll tell you it's simple an' all this and that- Iibellf 1,111 glad the dreadful thing's done! 'ealtl1, 'i-in. --- 7,7 V---livi.-. Wkynzmmmywq l 0 ,I l I w K-,v i-.X to 11 K ' wi 3 xi V .4 P V ' vs -M 'fl Ks' Q. V1 ' 9' sim MMKN.

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PLACEYVHCIX Miss McCarty Mrs. O'Brien: Miss McCarty Mrs. O'Brien: Miss McCarty Mrs. O'Brien: Miss McCarty Mrs. O'Brien: Miss McCarty Mrs. O'Brien: MissMcCarty: Mrs. O'Brien: Miss McCarty Mrs. O'Brien: Miss McCarty Mrs. O'Brien: Miss McCarty Mrs. O'Brien: tt Lt in 'Miss Galligan is lazy, and sits on her can too much, don't you think? That may be, but she is willing, and always sweet to everyone. 'Miss Thompson is a quiet sort of girl, isn't she? 'She is and she makes good grades. However. she is too sarcasticf' 'Has Miss Polletti given you much trouble? Plenty, but nevertheless she will make an excellent nurse if she will forget the men long enough. 'Miss Brown is well liked by her patients, isn't she? 'I think so, but that girl is going to get in serious trouble if she doesn't abide by the rules. 'I think Miss Horton entirely too small to make a good nurse, don't you? Don't fool yourself, she's a dandy nurse, but she doesnt seem very interested in class activities. Miss Bue is full of fun, isn't she? Yes, she is, but she isn't the girl her sister is. 'Miss Boyd is rather serious and settled, isn't she? 'Listen Sister, you don't know that girl. I think she has a sugar for every night in the week, not to mention a dis- carded husband. 'Most everyone in this training school surely has to look up to Miss Provorse, don't they? But doesn't she have pretty hair? 'Her hair is pretty and let me tell you her temper matches it unless you handle her just right. 'Is Miss Collier any good? Oh, yes, quite good in some ways, but she's an impudent little T5ENUMGElWWE - i - 1 A T piece of humanityf' A Miss McCarty: They tell me that Miss Hughes is as slow as the seven years itch. Mrs. O'Brien: Right they are, but she makes excellent grades. Miss McCarty: Why does Miss Thurston frown all the time? I think she was born frowningdbut at that, she will make a wonderful nurse if she stays with it. Miss McCarty: Did you hear what Miss Ferrell, Donahue, Savory, Bailey, Cloud and Porterfield said about the nurses this morning? Weren't they giving them the dickens? I think it's a shame for Supervisors to gossip about the students, you don't catch me doing it.'l Nor I, I will not discuss my nurses with anyone. Oh me! Here comes some of those dumb students, right when I'm so busy too. Well, so long, Miss McCarty, see you later. Mrs. O'Brien: Mrs. O'Brien: Thank God every morning when you get up that you have something to do that day, which must be done whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best will breed in you temperance and self control, diligence and strength of will, cheerfulness and content, and a hundred virtues which the idle never know. 1931, e 93 f.l . ...A.t.m...tl1d...llIU4lllu.i.lli. HU

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