Morningside Hospital School of Nursing (Tulsa, OK)

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LACEB 1931 ' EWR

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I T XDLACEBU 'lflhe Sequel to an Cllassiifc The antiseptic baby and the prophylactic pup, Were playing in the garden when the bunny ambled up: 1 They looked upon the creature with a loathing undisguised, l He wasn't disinfected and he wasn't sterilized, They said he was a microbe and a hotbed of disease, They steamed him in a vapor of a thousand odd degrees, f They froze him in a freezer that was cold as banished hope, X And washed him in permanganate with carbolated soap. In sulphuretted hydrogen they steeped his wiggly ears, And trimmed his frisky whiskers with a pair of hardboiled shears. Then they donned their rubber mittens and took him by the hand, And elected him a member of the fumigated band. There isn't a micrococcus in the garden where they play, They bathe in pure iodoform a dozen times a day. And each imbibes his rations from a hygienic cup, The bunny and the baby and the prophylactic pup. elle llllhie llliaiccieritimlltogiicall Ballll ii XML V l The gay bafillur to gain har glory, Onff gave a ball in a lGlI0l'lZl01'-V,' The ,feta tank plan' an a foliar glass l'Vl1c1'c tfzzlgar gt'r111.r flllllfl 110i harass, Nona' but Ihr czfllzirfrl were irzvited, For nzirrabf' rliqzles are well united. Thry rlascly shut thc ballroom doors, To all the garnir f0ntaini1zg sparcsg The szfaphylaracmr first dl'I'l'U!?Cl', Ta stand in groups they all canlfizied. The Diplorarri 5111110 in iwax, A-I trijlf' late and iwa by lwur, The St1'e'pfann'ri tank great pains To swat tl1c'111s1'l'U6.v in gl'l1ti6'-fl!! chains. V' Derlarafi the Go11arorri Illlllgllly, .-lnfl .raid they wazrla' nat 601116 at all If the Callas were praserzl' al thc ball. The felt' llfgtlll, lhc mirth .Yana 0'I'C'tINIffll' lhaf lragvdy Each gfrnz wzjayca' hinisclf 1 Witlmut fear of Plzagacylf. l ran high, was nigh. that night '7'w115 gellilzg lair and Jllllll' IIVIUII llllllllfl the FOI'l7llllllClZj'dI? 0xflaa'f?d .vlnrl fll'FlIt'llC'llI tha! happy rlanfing mass, Tha! s1w11'11zcrl Ihr' fated raver-glass. . Xa! anrf s1n ai1'zra', but perished all .-It lhal Blll'fl'I'll7lU,Qll'lll ball. were loaded, l X .yy xl,0,Il! y ini The P1Il'llHl0l'0l'l'l, stern and haughty, l 1? Y H l aj . gf N l- .- 1' . -,-av , . 4 .-fire M- , . 'll '

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, 1173115 DLACEBO The Village Doctor Along the village streets, where maples lean Together like old friends about the way, A faithful pair oft and anon were seen- He and his nag, both growing old and gray, What .secrets lnrked within that old soul's breast Of mother-love, of throb of pains and ills, All safely kept beneath that buttoned vest. Receptacles of powders and of pills, Thrice happy he was when some fond nzother's eyes, Grew nzoist with love unspeakable to find, Snuggled to her breast her babe whose paradise Within her soul and bosom were entwined. How oft he held the wrist to mark the slow Pulsations of the feebly-fluttering heart, While his kind words, soft murmuring and low, Essayed to calm the inournings, pains and smart, He was to all a father, brother, friend, Their joys were his, their sorrows were his own, He sleeps in peace where yonder willows bend, Above the violets that kiss the stone. The Prolbies' Lament The probationer is so very faithful, It always seems to me, She should be treated better than She is sometimes, you see She goes to lectures every day, She works from morn till night .-Ind seldom grumbles tho' her lot Is often far from bright. If anything is wrong with her, She doesn't often tell, She works, and works on just the same When she is not feeling well. Then worst of all for her reward, For service day by day, Unkindness often is her lot, Ingratitude her pay. .-Ill of we probies really think 'T would do some seniors good To be probies once again- 1 almost wish they could, For tho' the lesson might be hard, I think you will admit, These seniors would be apt to learn, A thing or two from it. I 9 J 1 err it ' , N- ' :I