Morningside Hospital School of Nursing (Tulsa, OK)

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I T XDLACEBU 'lflhe Sequel to an Cllassiifc The antiseptic baby and the prophylactic pup, Were playing in the garden when the bunny ambled up: 1 They looked upon the creature with a loathing undisguised, l He wasn't disinfected and he wasn't sterilized, They said he was a microbe and a hotbed of disease, They steamed him in a vapor of a thousand odd degrees, f They froze him in a freezer that was cold as banished hope, X And washed him in permanganate with carbolated soap. In sulphuretted hydrogen they steeped his wiggly ears, And trimmed his frisky whiskers with a pair of hardboiled shears. Then they donned their rubber mittens and took him by the hand, And elected him a member of the fumigated band. There isn't a micrococcus in the garden where they play, They bathe in pure iodoform a dozen times a day. And each imbibes his rations from a hygienic cup, The bunny and the baby and the prophylactic pup. elle llllhie llliaiccieritimlltogiicall Ballll ii XML V l The gay bafillur to gain har glory, Onff gave a ball in a lGlI0l'lZl01'-V,' The ,feta tank plan' an a foliar glass l'Vl1c1'c tfzzlgar gt'r111.r flllllfl 110i harass, Nona' but Ihr czfllzirfrl were irzvited, For nzirrabf' rliqzles are well united. Thry rlascly shut thc ballroom doors, To all the garnir f0ntaini1zg sparcsg The szfaphylaracmr first dl'I'l'U!?Cl', Ta stand in groups they all canlfizied. The Diplorarri 5111110 in iwax, A-I trijlf' late and iwa by lwur, The St1'e'pfann'ri tank great pains To swat tl1c'111s1'l'U6.v in gl'l1ti6'-fl!! chains. V' Derlarafi the Go11arorri Illlllgllly, .-lnfl .raid they wazrla' nat 601116 at all If the Callas were praserzl' al thc ball. The felt' llfgtlll, lhc mirth .Yana 0'I'C'tINIffll' lhaf lragvdy Each gfrnz wzjayca' hinisclf 1 Witlmut fear of Plzagacylf. l ran high, was nigh. that night '7'w115 gellilzg lair and Jllllll' IIVIUII llllllllfl the FOI'l7llllllClZj'dI? 0xflaa'f?d .vlnrl fll'FlIt'llC'llI tha! happy rlanfing mass, Tha! s1w11'11zcrl Ihr' fated raver-glass. . Xa! anrf s1n ai1'zra', but perished all .-It lhal Blll'fl'I'll7lU,Qll'lll ball. were loaded, l X .yy xl,0,Il! y ini The P1Il'llHl0l'0l'l'l, stern and haughty, l 1? Y H l aj . gf N l- .- 1' . -,-av , . 4 .-fire M- , . 'll '

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P LACEBII Forget Forget Forget Forget Forget Forget Forget Forget Forget Forget Good Suggestions that state board is ahead, and study awhile instead, the bawling out you got or else you should be shot. that that that that elevators are made to ride climbing makes pains in your side, supervisors get hardboiled. the beans for dinner spoiled. the articles that you do break, that Forget that Forget that Forget that Forget you Forget you Forget that Forget that Forget that Forget that for these youlll pay and no mistake. without a hairnet you Went to assembly Mrs. O'Brien made you feel all trembly. you broke your technique in an operation, made B in observation. gave an enema and spilled the solution, it gave you a complete ablution. of sleeping you can't get enough, your toast for breakfast was tough, to go to class, you remembered not, Forget, O fbrget it, and forget you forgot. -HELENA B. FLEMING. elle The Supervisors The superzfisofs life is a life of ease But the student nurses are as busy as bees, In fart her job is really a snap While the rest of ns work, She enjoys a nap. All she does is tell us when and about, The way our work is to be turned out. When that's done, she twiddles her thumbs, And sits and waits till lnnfh hour comes. Franz then on out she's nothing to da, Sha has to keep things going tis true A nd at times we re so possessed of the devils She has to do half the work herself. e . We almost run her distraeted Ill haze to admit And if she reads this she ll throw a bad 1 But compared to mine her berth s a downy bed. -R. CRAGO. 1 1, lf, ' ' nf, Now d0n't go tell her what I said. list

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