Morningside Hospital School of Nursing (Tulsa, OK)

Page 79 text:

P LACEBII Forget Forget Forget Forget Forget Forget Forget Forget Forget Forget Good Suggestions that state board is ahead, and study awhile instead, the bawling out you got or else you should be shot. that that that that elevators are made to ride climbing makes pains in your side, supervisors get hardboiled. the beans for dinner spoiled. the articles that you do break, that Forget that Forget that Forget that Forget you Forget you Forget that Forget that Forget that Forget that for these youlll pay and no mistake. without a hairnet you Went to assembly Mrs. O'Brien made you feel all trembly. you broke your technique in an operation, made B in observation. gave an enema and spilled the solution, it gave you a complete ablution. of sleeping you can't get enough, your toast for breakfast was tough, to go to class, you remembered not, Forget, O fbrget it, and forget you forgot. -HELENA B. FLEMING. elle The Supervisors The superzfisofs life is a life of ease But the student nurses are as busy as bees, In fart her job is really a snap While the rest of ns work, She enjoys a nap. All she does is tell us when and about, The way our work is to be turned out. When that's done, she twiddles her thumbs, And sits and waits till lnnfh hour comes. Franz then on out she's nothing to da, Sha has to keep things going tis true A nd at times we re so possessed of the devils She has to do half the work herself. e . We almost run her distraeted Ill haze to admit And if she reads this she ll throw a bad 1 But compared to mine her berth s a downy bed. -R. CRAGO. 1 1, lf, ' ' nf, Now d0n't go tell her what I said. list

Page 78 text:

'KDLACEB0 'vw-1 -.nf-, , -1 K , .3 1 rt Li' i hx. N .- 7 , Un the Birth oil' at Babe ESTERDAY morning there was a strange and unusual commotion in Heaven. A little angel, with big, black eyes, and the softest of white wings, asked St. Peter to let him out of the pearly gates. The good Saint hesitated- he was loath to lose so sweet a creature, but when the little angel told him he would come back sometime, the gate was opened a trifle and the treasure crept out. Of course, he came right down to earth, and peeping anxiously around, he found no pleasanter, easier home than that of Mrs. Skin. It was very early in the morning and so he slipped quietly in through the door, and snuggling up close to the lady, said, 'Tm a little angel and you must be very good to me. I will stay with you always and when you are old and weak you will be very glad the little angel came to you. Mrs. Skiff bade the stranger angel welcome, and just then good Dr. French, happening to pass the house, heard sweet music that he knew could only come from Heaven, so he went in and saw the little angel on the couch. ln a moment his keen lance went out, and he had clipped off the wings of the little angel and they had flown back to Heaven alone. This is too precious a treasure to lose, said the Doctor, we must keep him with us always. And so the little angel stays, joy to the home he has found here on earth and a pride to those whom he will, God willing, call Father and Mother. Let us hope the angels in Heaven may not so miss their Cherub that they will say, Come back. But when the sum- mons comes, let it come from the lips of the father and mother on the confines of the beautiful, away over there in the Beyond. -EUGENE FIELD. l l R some l 0 .I ll W mil 'W' l7+lls '

Page 80 text:

I T XDLACEBU 'lflhe Sequel to an Cllassiifc The antiseptic baby and the prophylactic pup, Were playing in the garden when the bunny ambled up: 1 They looked upon the creature with a loathing undisguised, l He wasn't disinfected and he wasn't sterilized, They said he was a microbe and a hotbed of disease, They steamed him in a vapor of a thousand odd degrees, f They froze him in a freezer that was cold as banished hope, X And washed him in permanganate with carbolated soap. In sulphuretted hydrogen they steeped his wiggly ears, And trimmed his frisky whiskers with a pair of hardboiled shears. Then they donned their rubber mittens and took him by the hand, And elected him a member of the fumigated band. There isn't a micrococcus in the garden where they play, They bathe in pure iodoform a dozen times a day. And each imbibes his rations from a hygienic cup, The bunny and the baby and the prophylactic pup. elle llllhie llliaiccieritimlltogiicall Ballll ii XML V l The gay bafillur to gain har glory, Onff gave a ball in a lGlI0l'lZl01'-V,' The ,feta tank plan' an a foliar glass l'Vl1c1'c tfzzlgar gt'r111.r flllllfl 110i harass, Nona' but Ihr czfllzirfrl were irzvited, For nzirrabf' rliqzles are well united. Thry rlascly shut thc ballroom doors, To all the garnir f0ntaini1zg sparcsg The szfaphylaracmr first dl'I'l'U!?Cl', Ta stand in groups they all canlfizied. The Diplorarri 5111110 in iwax, A-I trijlf' late and iwa by lwur, The St1'e'pfann'ri tank great pains To swat tl1c'111s1'l'U6.v in gl'l1ti6'-fl!! chains. V' Derlarafi the Go11arorri Illlllgllly, .-lnfl .raid they wazrla' nat 601116 at all If the Callas were praserzl' al thc ball. The felt' llfgtlll, lhc mirth .Yana 0'I'C'tINIffll' lhaf lragvdy Each gfrnz wzjayca' hinisclf 1 Witlmut fear of Plzagacylf. l ran high, was nigh. that night '7'w115 gellilzg lair and Jllllll' IIVIUII llllllllfl the FOI'l7llllllClZj'dI? 0xflaa'f?d .vlnrl fll'FlIt'llC'llI tha! happy rlanfing mass, Tha! s1w11'11zcrl Ihr' fated raver-glass. . Xa! anrf s1n ai1'zra', but perished all .-It lhal Blll'fl'I'll7lU,Qll'lll ball. were loaded, l X .yy xl,0,Il! y ini The P1Il'llHl0l'0l'l'l, stern and haughty, l 1? Y H l aj . gf N l- .- 1' . -,-av , . 4 .-fire M- , . 'll '