Morningside Hospital School of Nursing (Tulsa, OK)

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PLACEBO ,it ft f X QD Niuirsds llsiilfc ll r l I Oh what do I see in a nurse's life, So full of toil and tears and strife, N. I x,,,, We fan wield the bath basins and the earning W ' knife, cg But l'd rather make 507716 'food man a wife. X O , ZW . f-px.. XXX I want to be where I can have joy galore, ll'here there's ains and le aches never . I K , I llZOI'6, UQ ' Where darkness n'ere shall darken my door, ll'here I ran sleep all night and then some .. znore. l What's the use in working my life away? Q When I'd Wlllfll rather spend it in ,frolie i and play, ' 1 V 'And when I get quite old and gray, l J ,,..f kN! In an old nurses' home I'll gladly stay. ' 3 fx.. JJX1 f l I'd like to rest my ivory donze, 1 47,6-7 if JD-of Where the birds and beasts do make their my I I ,X home, t Y I rw.. Or Id like to ride the oceans foam, , fx Or go to Italy and visit Rome. . V ' Perhaps I should utter no Complaint, , Things may not be as bad as I paint, r fd '- ' Bn! l'd argue the matter with Peter the Saint, .' I' N Life may be what you make it but usually - f --it flin't. Q 'E -Life. I . I l l ills ' H gigs. X, 4'-'. li NO WONDER HE WAS CRAZY Somebody asked thc patient how he happened to he in the insane asylum, and this was his reply: Well, you sec, I married a widow with a grown-up daughter, and than my father married my wil'c's daughter, and that made my wife thx- mother-in-layy ut her father-in-law and my tathur became my stcp-sunt Thi-n my stepmother, the daughter of my wife, had a son, and that buy, of Course, was my liruthcr, hccaiusc ht- was also thc son of my wifc:'s daughter, and therefore her grandson, and that made mu grandfather of my step-lsrothur, Then my wife had a son, sri my mother-in-law, thc step-sister of my son, is also his grandmother, bccause he is her step-suns child: my father is the brother-in-law of my child, becauw his step-sister is his wife. I am thc brother 111' my myn son, who is also thc sun of my step-grandmother, I am my mothcr's brother-in-law, my wife is har own child's aunt: my sun, is my l':1thcr's nephew. and my own grandfather, and thats why I am here. X XXXX T--Q ' i V V 10,11 l72lN 1 . ' W? 1'.Ji.d'5m

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DLAUEB0 Darn the Chicken Pcox AMERICAN MEDICAL JOURNAL The sky to the Eastward blazes, Setting the lake ajireg The sun bounds over the skyline, Dancing higher and higher. The folk fare forth to their labors, .-Ind the fortune the day unlocks, But what does it mean when yozfre quarantined, Because of the chieken pox. In the joyous sun of the noonday, I follow the scythe of the sand, Till it sweeps in a curiie, past Gary, Where the belching white smoke stacks stand, On, on to the great white sand dunes, And the cool blue flaine of the phlox, But what does it mean, to a nzan who's shunned Marooned with the chirken pox. In the dusk, in the amber half-light, When the waves half go to sleep, I'Vhen there wakes in the heart a melody, And the tones of song sink deepq When the wind of the twilight calls you, .-ind the branch at the casement knocks, Oh, what does it mean when yon're quarantined Cribbed with the chieken pox. And now that the night has fallen, And darkness is covering o'er, And the pulse of the lake is throbbing, On the breast of the whispering shore, And the wee waves dance in the moonlight, And wink with a laugh that mocks, Oh, what in the dence, pray tell, is the use, When you're sunk witlz the chicken pox. gtk This book's a great invention The school gets all the fame The printer gets all the money But the staj gets all the blame. ilk Scientists claini that the human body contains sulphur in varying amounts. That is why some of us make better matches than others. 1931 71 II ll . 1 .mw hL x

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DLACEGGBU Believe llt or Not The most cheerful sound known to a nurse is an alarm clock ringing at six .-LM. on a December morn. Every nurses light is out and room quiet at ten-hfteen IKM. There is always an empty tub and plenty of hot water at the Mansion when you are in a hurry for a bath. The majority of student nurses love their watch, scissors and hair net so much they sleep with them. It has never been known for a nurse to borrow her room mates hose. No nurse likes fried chicken. The student always looks forward to the fall school term. For the past six months each nurse has received her full check at the end of the month. A nurse never expects to be called back on duty. It is impossible to hnd a nurse hungry at ten P.M. The greatest tragedy known is to step into the post ofhce and hnd a package from home, A-X rare discovery-Night Supervisor Miss Reed finding a nurse asleep on duty. It is rather a bore to come home and hnd friend room mate has cleaned the room, fixed the laundry and changed the bed. Every nurse looks forward to study hour. The nurses most favored garment is the hairnet. The probationer fully expects to be first in the bread line at six-thirty .-XM. -M. L. COLLIER. The Qtmesrriiommarirrre Hou' many ealees did Edith Brown! Why is Hattie Green? Water, water etteryiehere, so why did Loree Thurston! What doctor did Polly Page? How heavy a load can Louise Hall? Vlfas it nzoizey that made Tommy Uleiizrieh? What inetlzod would he used to make the hair of Melba Curlee? What nzeans would be used to make Bertha Fast, and Louise Swift? To wlionz did Nell Neel? What roll did Dona Call! How hot was the jire that made Pat Boyle? Who was the first patient in the Dorothy Edwards? What kind of jish did Wilma Barnett! Did you hear of the tragedy-How erin Reno Barret! What tree did llliss Donahue! Whose slay did Miss Edna Cloud? What river did A. W. Pigford? In what year was Dr. George Osborn? Can you tell why Miss Zoe Sparles! We didn't want her milled so why did George Miller? ll 73 l 51 - .,.,.....,.,,.,.11 -t V ,, it e num llillilllilltlmhl ' mmmamlmi was - --