Morningside Hospital School of Nursing (Tulsa, OK)

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DLAUEB0 Darn the Chicken Pcox AMERICAN MEDICAL JOURNAL The sky to the Eastward blazes, Setting the lake ajireg The sun bounds over the skyline, Dancing higher and higher. The folk fare forth to their labors, .-Ind the fortune the day unlocks, But what does it mean when yozfre quarantined, Because of the chieken pox. In the joyous sun of the noonday, I follow the scythe of the sand, Till it sweeps in a curiie, past Gary, Where the belching white smoke stacks stand, On, on to the great white sand dunes, And the cool blue flaine of the phlox, But what does it mean, to a nzan who's shunned Marooned with the chirken pox. In the dusk, in the amber half-light, When the waves half go to sleep, I'Vhen there wakes in the heart a melody, And the tones of song sink deepq When the wind of the twilight calls you, .-ind the branch at the casement knocks, Oh, what does it mean when yon're quarantined Cribbed with the chieken pox. And now that the night has fallen, And darkness is covering o'er, And the pulse of the lake is throbbing, On the breast of the whispering shore, And the wee waves dance in the moonlight, And wink with a laugh that mocks, Oh, what in the dence, pray tell, is the use, When you're sunk witlz the chicken pox. gtk This book's a great invention The school gets all the fame The printer gets all the money But the staj gets all the blame. ilk Scientists claini that the human body contains sulphur in varying amounts. That is why some of us make better matches than others. 1931 71 II ll . 1 .mw hL x

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PLACEBO ,it ft f X QD Niuirsds llsiilfc ll r l I Oh what do I see in a nurse's life, So full of toil and tears and strife, N. I x,,,, We fan wield the bath basins and the earning W ' knife, cg But l'd rather make 507716 'food man a wife. X O , ZW . f-px.. XXX I want to be where I can have joy galore, ll'here there's ains and le aches never . I K , I llZOI'6, UQ ' Where darkness n'ere shall darken my door, ll'here I ran sleep all night and then some .. znore. l What's the use in working my life away? Q When I'd Wlllfll rather spend it in ,frolie i and play, ' 1 V 'And when I get quite old and gray, l J ,,..f kN! In an old nurses' home I'll gladly stay. ' 3 fx.. JJX1 f l I'd like to rest my ivory donze, 1 47,6-7 if JD-of Where the birds and beasts do make their my I I ,X home, t Y I rw.. Or Id like to ride the oceans foam, , fx Or go to Italy and visit Rome. . V ' Perhaps I should utter no Complaint, , Things may not be as bad as I paint, r fd '- ' Bn! l'd argue the matter with Peter the Saint, .' I' N Life may be what you make it but usually - f --it flin't. Q 'E -Life. I . I l l ills ' H gigs. X, 4'-'. li NO WONDER HE WAS CRAZY Somebody asked thc patient how he happened to he in the insane asylum, and this was his reply: Well, you sec, I married a widow with a grown-up daughter, and than my father married my wil'c's daughter, and that made my wife thx- mother-in-layy ut her father-in-law and my tathur became my stcp-sunt Thi-n my stepmother, the daughter of my wife, had a son, and that buy, of Course, was my liruthcr, hccaiusc ht- was also thc son of my wifc:'s daughter, and therefore her grandson, and that made mu grandfather of my step-lsrothur, Then my wife had a son, sri my mother-in-law, thc step-sister of my son, is also his grandmother, bccause he is her step-suns child: my father is the brother-in-law of my child, becauw his step-sister is his wife. I am thc brother 111' my myn son, who is also thc sun of my step-grandmother, I am my mothcr's brother-in-law, my wife is har own child's aunt: my sun, is my l':1thcr's nephew. and my own grandfather, and thats why I am here. X XXXX T--Q ' i V V 10,11 l72lN 1 . ' W? 1'.Ji.d'5m