Morningside Hospital School of Nursing (Tulsa, OK)

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fn H f'DLA0EH0Xg ,L--e-- . All right, said slow working Miss Lamb, Keep your shirt on, Rome wasn't built in a day, you know. That may be, Miss Reed yelled, I wasn't in charge there. Visitor: What are the officials? Miss Bessie Reed: A body of people paid to help the Seniors run the Hos- pitalf' Ruth Hatchett: '1Say, I bought a set of balloon tires the other day. Flossie Boyd: That so, I didn't know you owned a balloon. Miss Donahue: Cdisgustedlyj 'tMiss Bue's been eating in the diet kitchen. Miss Bue: So I am, Miss Donahue. I thought you were off dutyfl Miss Flemming: But you guaranteed that this watch would last me a life time. jeweler: UI know-but you didn't look very healthy the day you bought itf' Miss Toben: UWhen do you do your hardest work? Miss Galligan: t'Before breakfast. Miss Toben: t'What do you do? Miss Galligan: 'Try to get out of bed. Cop: Say, Miss, you can't drive this way-this is a one way street. Miss McCarty: Well, how many ways do I look like I'm going? Dr. Atchley: I'll sew up that cut in your arm for ten dollars, Patient: 'tGee, Dr. I want just plain sewing, not hemstitching or embroid- ery-H M. Poletti: 'imagine my embarassment when I fell down and forgot to go BOOM. Patient to Miss Provorse: HWhy is your hair so red? Margaret: l'Oh, I had scarlet-fever once and it settled in my hair. Miss Flemming: NYour new patient in the ward is light-headed. Dr. Houser: Delirious or Blond? Miss Cloud: Qshaking E. Brown by the shoulderj HI really think the devil must have hold of you. Miss Brown: t'Think nothing, I know he has. Bille Cravens: HCan you show me some- thing cheap in a brown suit? Salesman: Sure, try this on and there's a mirror there to your right. 1931 -1--,uunnauq

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-I X. II I: II . II I I I i I I I I I I I I I PLA C' EBO Dr. Cronk: Well, what seems to be wrong with our new patient? Miss Bruce: I think Doctor, he is worrying about money. Dr. Cronk: 'tOh, I think I can relieve him of that. Miss Barnett: If you found 310.00 in your purse what would you think? Miss Bue: I'd think I had someone else's purse. Mrs. Miller: How many subjects are you carrying? Miss Harmon: I'm Carrying one and dragging three. Miss Sparks: 'tHow far are you from the right answer? Miss Smith: t'Two seats. That was the cruelest cut of all - cried the surgeon as he cut his own hand with the scalpel. Miss Thompson: Gee, this place is hauntedfl Miss Echols: t'How's that? Miss Thompson: just saw my hat, Hatchett's coat, B1'uce's gloves, your hose and Collier's purse go out. Miss Thompson: 'tMiss Cloud, can you be punished for something you do not have?l' Miss Cloud: No, I don't believe so. I ss. s . l I I I I I 01 Miss Thompson: 'tWell, I donlt have my instruments washed yet, and it's time for me to go off duty. Miss Arbuthnot: tin History of Nurs- ing Classy 'tNow is there anything else you want to know? Miss Robinson: 'tYeh, when is this period over? just before our class election Miss Bet- terton, who was running for class presi- dent, met Miss Horton. To Miss Bet- terton's pleadings for support Miss Hor- ton replied: Vote for you? I would sooner vote for the devilll' t'But, replied Miss Betterton suavely, Hin the event of your friend not run- ning? Photographer: Do you want your pic- ture large or small? Miss Zickefoose: t'Small. Photographer: Then close your mouth. Mother Myler: Where are you going, Miss Ross? Miss Ross: 'tTo get some water. Mother Myler: H111 your nightie? Miss Ross: t'No, in this pitcher. Miss McCarty asked by Mrs. O'Brien whether Miss Probie was making pro- gress. 'tProgress, exploded Miss Mc- Carty, 'tWhy I've taught her everything I know and she is still an imnorant fool. - , I , .TJ i ming I ,nfl W I - . i7,',j.l s!?W:ff .: ,-'IX . 4. . :I r vs I . it 1 yy- :v W x I 4.-I . , I , , . I f ,II rw .5 I L.: ie. I ', la

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