Morningside Hospital School of Nursing (Tulsa, OK)

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-I X. II I: II . II I I I i I I I I I I I I I PLA C' EBO Dr. Cronk: Well, what seems to be wrong with our new patient? Miss Bruce: I think Doctor, he is worrying about money. Dr. Cronk: 'tOh, I think I can relieve him of that. Miss Barnett: If you found 310.00 in your purse what would you think? Miss Bue: I'd think I had someone else's purse. Mrs. Miller: How many subjects are you carrying? Miss Harmon: I'm Carrying one and dragging three. Miss Sparks: 'tHow far are you from the right answer? Miss Smith: t'Two seats. That was the cruelest cut of all - cried the surgeon as he cut his own hand with the scalpel. Miss Thompson: Gee, this place is hauntedfl Miss Echols: t'How's that? Miss Thompson: just saw my hat, Hatchett's coat, B1'uce's gloves, your hose and Collier's purse go out. Miss Thompson: 'tMiss Cloud, can you be punished for something you do not have?l' Miss Cloud: No, I don't believe so. I ss. s . l I I I I I 01 Miss Thompson: 'tWell, I donlt have my instruments washed yet, and it's time for me to go off duty. Miss Arbuthnot: tin History of Nurs- ing Classy 'tNow is there anything else you want to know? Miss Robinson: 'tYeh, when is this period over? just before our class election Miss Bet- terton, who was running for class presi- dent, met Miss Horton. To Miss Bet- terton's pleadings for support Miss Hor- ton replied: Vote for you? I would sooner vote for the devilll' t'But, replied Miss Betterton suavely, Hin the event of your friend not run- ning? Photographer: Do you want your pic- ture large or small? Miss Zickefoose: t'Small. Photographer: Then close your mouth. Mother Myler: Where are you going, Miss Ross? Miss Ross: 'tTo get some water. Mother Myler: H111 your nightie? Miss Ross: t'No, in this pitcher. Miss McCarty asked by Mrs. O'Brien whether Miss Probie was making pro- gress. 'tProgress, exploded Miss Mc- Carty, 'tWhy I've taught her everything I know and she is still an imnorant fool. - , I , .TJ i ming I ,nfl W I - . i7,',j.l s!?W:ff .: ,-'IX . 4. . :I r vs I . it 1 yy- :v W x I 4.-I . , I , , . I f ,II rw .5 I L.: ie. I ', la

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H ll li I? L A C E H 0 COMPLIMENTS if EE 1 il gg MARTIN FLEMIN 1 FUNERAL HOME LQ if Phone 3-7111 ii li li 2 l 1010 W. Ninth Street Tulsa, Oklahoma ll .. Q: vii. -, a- , J Probie: 'tMr. Jennings, what makes cop- per sulphate so blue? Mr. Jennings: UCopper sulphate is blue for the same reason that a probie is green-God made it so. Miss Betterton to Dentist: What do you charge for taking a tooth out? Dentist: t'Four dollars. Miss Betterton: fatter deep thoughtj: And what would you charge just to loosen it? Miss Daniels: Can you tell me where Room 254 is? Miss Brooks: There it is across the hall, any fool knows that. Miss Daniels: f'Yes, thatls why I asked you. Miss Porterfieldz 'tLet me show you how to make your spare time profit- able. Miss Echols: Yeh? Got anything to show me how to make spare time? Miss Curlee: We didn't have potatoes for dinner today. I sure miss my spudsf' Miss Harveyz Don't you know that potatoes are 52.00 a bushed, George can't afford them. Miss Curlee: Well, I hope the price of eggs and stewed prunes goes up too. Life is not made up of great sacrihces, But of little things, of which smiles and kindness and small obligations, given habitually, are what win and preserve the heart.4SIR HULIPPIREY DAVY. Lucile Collier: HI got a letter from my Guardian. Mildred Poletti: HHurrah, let's go down and spend it. Miss Kay: 'tMy roommate is like an angel. Miss McDaniel: How's that? Miss Kay: t'She's always up in the air. always harping and never has any- thing to wear. l I l I l l 'l 1 1 X ' 1 031' llliijj ..f....-m..g...u.ann4v'.m--'un-ami.

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fn H f'DLA0EH0Xg ,L--e-- . All right, said slow working Miss Lamb, Keep your shirt on, Rome wasn't built in a day, you know. That may be, Miss Reed yelled, I wasn't in charge there. Visitor: What are the officials? Miss Bessie Reed: A body of people paid to help the Seniors run the Hos- pitalf' Ruth Hatchett: '1Say, I bought a set of balloon tires the other day. Flossie Boyd: That so, I didn't know you owned a balloon. Miss Donahue: Cdisgustedlyj 'tMiss Bue's been eating in the diet kitchen. Miss Bue: So I am, Miss Donahue. I thought you were off dutyfl Miss Flemming: But you guaranteed that this watch would last me a life time. jeweler: UI know-but you didn't look very healthy the day you bought itf' Miss Toben: UWhen do you do your hardest work? Miss Galligan: t'Before breakfast. Miss Toben: t'What do you do? Miss Galligan: 'Try to get out of bed. Cop: Say, Miss, you can't drive this way-this is a one way street. Miss McCarty: Well, how many ways do I look like I'm going? Dr. Atchley: I'll sew up that cut in your arm for ten dollars, Patient: 'tGee, Dr. I want just plain sewing, not hemstitching or embroid- ery-H M. Poletti: 'imagine my embarassment when I fell down and forgot to go BOOM. Patient to Miss Provorse: HWhy is your hair so red? Margaret: l'Oh, I had scarlet-fever once and it settled in my hair. Miss Flemming: NYour new patient in the ward is light-headed. Dr. Houser: Delirious or Blond? Miss Cloud: Qshaking E. Brown by the shoulderj HI really think the devil must have hold of you. Miss Brown: t'Think nothing, I know he has. Bille Cravens: HCan you show me some- thing cheap in a brown suit? Salesman: Sure, try this on and there's a mirror there to your right. 1931 -1--,uunnauq