Morningside Hospital School of Nursing (Tulsa, OK)

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DLACEBO MY VACANT HOURS YES WE GET THE POINT You ask me to tell you just how, E While driving in Tulsa the other day I spend my vacant hours now? , I almost ran over a man who was That is an easy thing to do. walking in the center of the street. I Perhaps youlll wonder if it's true. honked and he jumped out of the way. I stopped and he begged my pardon On mornings when I'm awake, but he had just purchased a Placebo Before the 'falarm's cry doth break, i and was reading the humor section. He I walk a mile or so for fun, asked me if I had read it. Of Course And maybe coming back, I run. X I said I had and pulled my Annual out of the side pocket of my car. A while at assembly we spend And then he made a request that I And if there's time and some to lend, give him my Placebo and if he should I shine my shoes and finger nails, happen to get hit further on down the Then watch the clouds go by in sails. street and was laid up in the hospital he would be doubly sure of being able And when my work at last is o'er, to finish reading the jokes, If there's no lessons then to bore, l He did not seem to mind the idea Itry to find a secret tower, of being run over so much as the Where I may spend my vacant hour. i thought that he might not be able to read the Annual to the end. But my patients and classes take all TL my time, .. , , U , Therefofet this Vain attempt at rhyme' , ivholhlaxgxiegdemdjiiffrxigei tixfliiejthiilriioaiiiih The things I said were lust pretend, race.,-X-OTAIRE There are no vacant hours to spend. X ' ' ' Miss MCFHFIM 'AMES Savory, if I i bouidariioriiet tiSE.nd1tZml1T5tbSlfuidal2 graduate, will I be a nurse like you? . Miss Savory: ,KYQS deaf, succeed but I am bound to live upito W. .VI F 1 d' HA d .f I d ,t d- what light I have. I must stand with iisslcaran, n 1 on gra . . . .Y ,. . 4 anybody that stands rightg Stand with uate will I be a woman like Miss Gripe , him while he is right and part with Rhjszgivory: HYCSV my dear-,, him when he is wrong. -LINCOLN. Miss McFarland: 'fWell, Ilm in a fix. i Of women in general, little can be said, Pat Patterson: 'fYes, my father has al- l except tri? geneliuy Speaking they are ways given me a book for my birthday. -genera y Spea mg' Betty DeFehr: f'What a wonderful li- i ? brary you must have-ll' HI guess I'll take the day offf' said the hi editor to her inspiring staff as she tore . a leaf fro h l . fmss. Stephens: UTh?fe are two rats If you gal hlisscighgaa penny for her Lqhtmg m our room' thouvhts she would still Miss Hawks: 'fWell what of it?l' Owe you some . ' . ,, I change. Miss Stephens: 'fl don't like rat fightsq Miss Hawks: 'tWhat do you expect in a i mom of this Sizeia bun fight? Flossie Boyd: 'fMiss Williams is not L near as big a fool as she used to bef' Miss Cloud: What?-you mean to te'i M155 Buez Kmof Sheis been dletmg-U me you spent the whole afternoon roll- -m ing cast-why I wouldnft have thought How doth the gentle grapefruit it. Arise in righteous wrath, Miss Tabor: l didn't either, It was And give the helpless eater Miss Porterheld who thought of it. A morning shower bath? Win' I I l 0 J il I I I Jioql, Q . , vie-f'FQgRS?0Y f'? . ' ,SE ,x9f'i,'.1,!ti ul F'

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H ll li I? L A C E H 0 COMPLIMENTS if EE 1 il gg MARTIN FLEMIN 1 FUNERAL HOME LQ if Phone 3-7111 ii li li 2 l 1010 W. Ninth Street Tulsa, Oklahoma ll .. Q: vii. -, a- , J Probie: 'tMr. Jennings, what makes cop- per sulphate so blue? Mr. Jennings: UCopper sulphate is blue for the same reason that a probie is green-God made it so. Miss Betterton to Dentist: What do you charge for taking a tooth out? Dentist: t'Four dollars. Miss Betterton: fatter deep thoughtj: And what would you charge just to loosen it? Miss Daniels: Can you tell me where Room 254 is? Miss Brooks: There it is across the hall, any fool knows that. Miss Daniels: f'Yes, thatls why I asked you. Miss Porterfieldz 'tLet me show you how to make your spare time profit- able. Miss Echols: Yeh? Got anything to show me how to make spare time? Miss Curlee: We didn't have potatoes for dinner today. I sure miss my spudsf' Miss Harveyz Don't you know that potatoes are 52.00 a bushed, George can't afford them. Miss Curlee: Well, I hope the price of eggs and stewed prunes goes up too. Life is not made up of great sacrihces, But of little things, of which smiles and kindness and small obligations, given habitually, are what win and preserve the heart.4SIR HULIPPIREY DAVY. Lucile Collier: HI got a letter from my Guardian. Mildred Poletti: HHurrah, let's go down and spend it. Miss Kay: 'tMy roommate is like an angel. Miss McDaniel: How's that? Miss Kay: t'She's always up in the air. always harping and never has any- thing to wear. l I l I l l 'l 1 1 X ' 1 031' llliijj ..f....-m..g...u.ann4v'.m--'un-ami.