Morning Sun High School - Tiger Yearbook (Morning Sun, IA)

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That's Cindy's to be married one of these days. Now something's quite fu.nny, it's never has occured, They won't carry his last name but they're goin' a carry hers. Alex the mechanic was next to appear, Alex has a station not far from here. I-Ie's a greasy ole mess when night begins to fall, And he hates to wake up for a night time call. Alex appears to lead a very poor life, He doesn't, you know, he has a millionaire wife. He hates to act rich, so he doesn't act like he is, For he gets more tips than a waitress of his. I heard the tires, I felt the pain, When I looked out the tent, I saw Wayne. Driving his car at a very top speed, For Wayne is the driver for this kind of deed. He's won gold medals and silver frames, And he's always surrounded by beautiful dames. I'm sure he'll go far in his racing career, He's already won 30 races this year. Dave Vickers is far from forgotten, He's sorting tomatoes, the good from the rotten, This is sort of a mushy thing, But I'm sure he likes it, just hear him sing. He sings while he works then y-a know he's glad, I-Ie's the only tomato sorter and for Dave that's bad. John Baird has a Rock-n-Roll band, He sings his songs from land to land. I-Ie'll be a star just wait and see, But when that will be is far beyond me. Finally to appear in the crystal ball, Was last but not least our Debbie Hall. Debbie is still in Morning Sun, And she's got a large family--31. But they aren't all here! so don't you fret, Because she hasn't had her 14th one yet. Deb is a contributor to our new school, She supplied most of the kids they say as a rule. I'm glad to see all doing so well, Their happy and fulfilled in life, I can tell. But I can still remember what they used to say, As we picked our motto in that Senior way. Remember the Past, But Live the Future, For with out planning ahead your life will be torture S NIQR CLASS WILL We, the twenty-eight members of the Senior Class of 1973, being of sound mind and body, 73M of the time, do hereby will the following: I, Kirk McElhinney, will to Frank Springsteen a box of toothpicks so he can pick the bugs out of his teeth after riding his cycle. I, Betty Tomson, will to Judy Garland a supply of cars to back into. I, Wayne Johnson, will to Monte Delzell and Doug Mills immunity from police harrassment while on the way, in, or on the way home from Mediapolis. In thing Marty Woodruff, will to Roxanne Wheeler and Beth Griffith, Mark Martin and Tony Thomas so they will have some- to do during the noon hour. We, the Senior Boys, will to Bill Coon one case of Mr. Bubble so as not to get bored while taking a bath. W e, the Typing II Class, will to Mr. Howard a year's supply of nasal spray, chap stick, and 140 1973 Yearbooks. I, Tony Thomas, will to Frank, Doug, Mark and Bruce my ability not to argue with Jeff Johnson. I, Carla Sands, will to Judy, my baby sister, absolutely nothing because she already uses everything I own and gets away with it. I, Cindy Dopler, will to the Typing Il and Office Practice Classes, cushions to put on the radiators so it doesn't hurt so much I 12 I: 1, 1. I. 1, I. 1, Ia 1, when Mr. Howard pulls you off. Dan Thomas, will to Mark Strawhackerimy driving ability so he will not run into trees, cars, etc. Jan McDonald will to Judy Garland and Barb Meeker my ability in band to never get in trouble for talking. Nancy Harris, will to Elaine Carlson, a back scratcher to scratch inside her cast when she gets an itch. Don Crow, will to Monte Delzell an all new translanted idea of speaking: You tall um horsh! Mark Martin, will to the wrestling team my great wrestling ability. Debbie Hall, will to the Junior Class my Government book in hopes they will open it twice during the school year. Mary Nan Winter, will to Connie McKee my ability to complete the 600 yd. run in P .E. without walking. Nancy Earnest, will to Melanie Johnson my cadillac which will surely get her to school on time as it did me. Karla Hamilton, will my wine bota to anyone in the Junior class that can sell 35 bottles of Rex All Purpose Cleaner. April Kerr, will to Elaine Carlson to keep up the good work in basketball after her knee cut-up . Melodee Callahan, will to Roxanne Wheeler my superior ability to keep my mouth shut in Mr. Fisher's study hall. Dave Vickers, will to any Junior taking Senior Math my bottom position in class. I I: Debbie Hartman, will to all the teachers good luck next year. W 1. 1, e, the Senior Boys, will to Joe Niles lone pair of earrings for his reputation. John Baird, will to Bruce McClure my amazing ability to ask relevant questions in all science classes. Rhonda Jacobs, will to Connie McKee a new watch so she will make it back from noon hour on time. I9

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SENIUR As I was walkmg down the street Trylng to thmk of a class prophecy, I happened onto an establ1sh.ment, That on a corner had p1tched a tent, As I gazed 1nto the crystal ball, To my amusement th1s 1S what I saw Dw1ght P1erce 15 a great mort1c1an He's domg fme 1n th1s pos1t1on H1s body shop 1S 1n the town of Logan You stab em, I slab em, 1S h1s favorlte slogan Next to Dw1ght's 1S Dan Thomas' Hut, Where he gets 5550 00 for YulBry11ner s halrcut I-Ie works real hard tI'11S way you see, So he can buy a new car for h1s demo derby Way to the back of th1s crystal ball, Is what professors call the 'Stat1st1c1an Ha Rhonda Jacobs has a stat1t1c1an degree, She says k1ds y1elded by Yale grads 1S 1 3 Vassar grads are proven to have 1 7, Wh1Ch means men have less ch1ld.ren than women Belng a stat1t1c1an she travels when able, Her favorlte place IS the Parkhurst's Stable Ray doesn't use a stop watch to t1me h1s steeds he used a calendar for th1S part1cular deed I went to the stable a month ago, To see how fast h1s horses were slow I sat and peered at h1S very slow pr1nter, And next to appear was Mary Nan W1nter She's an an1ma1 tramer at I-I1gh Drop Zoo, And her own famlly of ammals numbers 502 I was wa1t1n' for more about Mary Nan, But the crystal ball changed to Deb Hartman She's a Judo mstructor at a L1.l'l1VeI'S1ty, Now that's rather we1rd, I don't understand Let's hope she's happy on 111115 d1sIocated land It was hot 1n the tent, hot as a furnace, But I had to wa1t around to see Nancy Earnest, Who has orgamzed a fan club for her defender But her only problem 1S she's the only member Good luck to Nancy Wlth your club's attendance You'll go down 1n h1story w1th great remembrance Thmgs 1n l1fe are bound to be tough, For next m the crystal was Marty Woodruff, Who 1S known to be the f1rst Yale grad She's the fust g1rl to graduate w1th all those lads She's got from the college a beaut1c1an's degree And how she got lt 1S far beyond me The gypsy I was W1th had mag1c hands, For when she touched the crystal, appeared Carla Sands, Who's a basketball player at N P U Wh1ch IS North Pole Un1vers1ty Can th1s be true? Everyone Sald Carla would go far For up there she's a basketball star I m really sure that Carla doesn't m1nd, For at the North Pole you can't tell what you'll fmd Betty Tomson was next to appear, She's a homemaker now W1th qulte a career She's domg pretty well 1n learmng to cook, So she dEC1ded to publ1sh her own cook book called, HPELSSIOH, Greed, Fury, and Power, Get plenty of rest and read lt each hour It won't do anyth1ng for your appetltes, But 1t'll help cure d1seases, espec1ally rab1d b1teS Guess who was next that just popped up? It was R1Ck Mabeus and he can't shut up I remember when R1Ck was the qu1etest k1d But now when R1ck's around we all stay h1d I-Ie's the wn1d1est person ya ever d1d hear, 's a brand new panel1sts on Keep Talk1ng IIh1S year I8 CLASS PR OPHECY Th1s world I was 1n was nothmg fancy, But a lot had been done to our Queen Nancy Who by now 1S an unknown actress to be She's l1v1.ng on the 1C6 of the Ber1ng Sea Nancy s about to make a great break through But 1f by chance she does go to Peru, Thxngs are look1ng up for a small town qu1rk Next to appear IS our salesman K1rk Who's trymg to buy a pre fabrlcated 1g1OO Sold lt as the East Pole' west of Waterloo By th1s t1me thmgs are very crude, Next to appear was our famous Pam Rude Who by 121115 t1me was far beyond reach, Enjoymg the sunsh1ne way off 1n Palm Beach I-Iav1ng fun W1th such a wonderful tan, Dec1ded never to go back to her clan Tony Thomas has h1S f1ll of 1lls, He s wrecked has cycle on 3 d1fferent h1lls H1s nerves are shot, h1s blood presstue s h1gh He's all torn to shreads but he's go1n' to d1e The reason for h1s 1115 can't be h1d, I guess 1ts h1s w1ves and h1S 23 k1ds Teach1ng elephants to Skl 1S a popular sport I just got word of th1s sport to report It s over at Cypress Gardens you see, Where Mark Martm has a Skl teach1ng degree Thmgs around here are about to stop, Karla Ham1lton's collect1ng bottles of pop She's tradlng em to be a m1ll1ona1re, That's great for her, she's got t1me to spare Wh1le she's not domg that she travels far, She could be a s1nger, a nun, or a star After she's r1ch, I don't know what she'll be The funmest thmg I happened to see, Was the great Don Crow go1ng out to sea He s got a whahng Shlp that he uses for fun He was asked about catchmg, he s only caught one He s not domg very well 1n th1S career, So they all told Don to get away from here The g1rl named after that funny clown Ronald, Has been descrlbed as janet McDonald Who Just returned from Canada, W1th her mov1e star husband and pet Cheta She's a mans1on dweller up near Porcuplne Creek And for snacks they feed on Porcupme feet I know a g1.rl that has the cure, Th1s lady doctor 1S Apr1l Kerr She's a vet here ID her home c1ty, It s an old fashroned town W1th no electr1c1ty But she'll go down 1n our h1S'IIO1'y books, For the f1rst lady vet that cures W1th snooks We don't know what snooks are, I don't care But they help cure the 1lls, and shampoos ha1r w I can't bel1eve th1s, It s Fantasy Land , For Melodee Callahan was off1c1al sand man She flutters from house to house each n1ght And sprlnkles her sand as the people sleep tlght She tall1es up those asleep to see, If the number she reaches 1S 9 z1ll1on, 4 thousand, 9 hundred and 3 Melodee by th1s t1me 1S far 1n her amount, Over at Transylvama B111 Tomson s a count Now he's not Dracula's brother or next of k1n But he runs along that l1ne and at n1ght he beg1ns He s out ra1s1ng howls and bedlam at n1ght, But he's a perfect gentleman vamp1re and 1S all flgh The weather outs1de 18 kmd of w1ndy, For Ln the crystal was our true blue C1ndy The Dopler clan was glad to say, t . , . . . 1 . 1 1 . 1 1 , 1 ' . 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We, the Sen1or Class of 73 , w1ll to the teachers 150 lbs of pat1ence, 327 lbs, of mtegrrty, and 16 oz of humor to outw1t next year's SSDIOPS We, Dan Thomas and Mark Martln, w1ll to a certa1n teacher one box of pampers, a bottle of m1lk, and a bottle of baby O1 l, Tony Thomas, w1ll to Sheldon Wolfe my ab1l1ty not to get hurt 1n football Ha' Ha' I Pam Rude, w1ll to Judy Sands my ab1l1ty to throw balls 1n dodge ball We, Betty Tomson, Melodee Callahan, Dwlght Plerce, and Dave V1ckers, w1ll our tremendous appetrtes to the cooks so they Wlll have someone to eat up the1r left overs We, John Ba1rd, Alex GIESC, Kr1k McElh1nney, w1ll to the Ju.n1or Class, W1ll1am LeRoy Tomson so they'll be able to JIVC talk Mr DeCa p We, the Typlng II g1rls, w1ll to Mr Howard 180 pa1rs of pants w1thout pockets so he can't h1de th1ngs from h1S future classes where they can't get lt We, C1ndy Dopler and Pam Rude, w1ll to Beth Gr1.ff1th a supply of new socks for P E next year Mark Martln, w1ll to anybody who wants 1t, my wall and cha1r 1n study hall Marty Woodruff, w1ll the next year's T1ger Talk Edltor last year's staff so maybe they'll do someth1ng next ye ar Rrck Mabeus, w1ll to Mr Howard some more neat glrls to look at dur1ng Off1ce Pract1ce Debb1e Hall, w1ll to Pat Caldwell a Wapello letter Jacket 1n hopes that she'll wear lt to state next year so she won get 1n trouble Mary Nan, w1ll to any Jumor who wants 1t, my ab1l1ty to stay awake 1n Government Class Wayne Johnson, w1ll my ab1l1ty to put m W1ndOWS to the shop class of 74' so Mr F1sher w1ll not have to do lt We, the Advance Comp Class, w1ll to Ms Johnson a supply of gum for next year so she w1ll have somethmg to do durlng class We, Tony, Dan, Don, Raymond, and Mark, Wlll the new Home Ec boys our greatest ab1l1ty of not gettmg along w1th Mrs McMahon I C1ndy Dopler, w1ll to Mark Heater a glrl to glve h1m advrce about a certaln glrl s1nce I won't be here next year We, Karla, Carla, and Debb1e, Wlll to next year s golf team Uom and Judyj our long underwear, hooded sweatshlrts, face masks, h1p boots, and umbrellas to protect them from nature's elements , Nancy Earnst, w1ll to Drew Cooley some self restra1nt so that he won't tear up paper and throw lt on hrmself anymore , Nancy I-larrls, Wlll to Mr Howard a 4 ft 115 1n g1rl so he won't be the shortest person 1n school now , Pam Rude, w1ll to Melan1e Johnson and Melodee Delzell my ab1l1ty to fake gettmg S1Ck 1n P E Debb1e Hartman, w1ll to all the Junlors my Government book e, Melodee Callahan and Betty Tomson, w1ll to Dana Kellogg the rad1ator 1n the locker room to stand on so that she may overcome the dreaded pro d1sease, fear of low he1ghts We, Janet McDonald and Marty Woodruff, w1ll to any student who m1ght need 1t, our ab1l1ty to get along w1th Mr Owen dur1ng h1s study halls We, the glrls of 73 m w1ll to the gurls of 74 our respected pos1t1on on all athletlc teams 1n P E classes I K1rk McElh1nney, w1ll to Mark Heater a reserve gas tank so he w1ll be able to make lt home before he runs out of as We, Carla Sands and Nancy Harr1s, w1ll to Mr Nelson one pa1r of b1noculars for next year s career day 1n hopes he'll see all he can I, Tony Thomas, w1ll to Kay Dopler one study hall table all by herself I Rhonda Jacobs, w1ll to Rhonda Wllkerson and Ela1ne Carlson my ab1l1ty not to get caught when taklng a day off from school Mark Mart1n, w1ll to the Jun1or class my ab1l1ty to get along wlth teachers e, the Sen1or Boys of the P E class, w1ll the Jun1ors our coveted trophy of the Golden Jock Betty Tomson, w1ll to Mark Heater my great accountlng ab1l1ty so he can account for hlmself Don Crow, w1ll the Ju.n1or Boys my super good very unusual but very effectlve way to get along wlth the teachers Pam Rude, Wlll to Roxanne Wheeler my ab1l1ty to look l1ke a certa1n Freshman , B111 Tomson and Dave V1ckers, w1ll to any Jumor Wllllng to take 1t, our rad1cal v1ews so they may keep d1SCllSS1OI1S gomg wh1le the rest of the class catches up on the1r sleep The Class of 73 , w1ll to the Class of 74 our used M1ckey Mouse Hats I, C1ndy Dopler, w1ll to Bruce McClure our park1ng place rn Burlmgton when he goes to the show so he won't have to park 1n a No Park1ng lot so he doesn't have to worry about gett1ng h1s car towed away I, Nancy Harms, w1ll to Kay Dopler, Mlke, Kr1s, Joey and Danny, so they w1ll have someone to tease when I'm gone We, Dave, B1ll, and Dw1ght, w1ll to Pat Caldwell the t1tle of Top Cat Tony Thomas, w1ll to Frank my ab1l1ty not to shoot s1lver bullets Nhlch was wllled to me last year We, Rhonda, Karla, and Nancy, w1ll to Melan1e Johnson someone else to get out to Jack's and order her dlnner for her Carla Sands, w1ll to Pat Caldwell one green and blue basketball unlform 1n hopes she'll be the most colorful player a round We, Rhonda Jacobs, Nancy Earnest, Danny Thomas, and Wayne Johnson w1ll to any party who wants 1t, a prlvate hay rack to use on then' Sen1or hayr1de We, Betty Tomson, Melodee Callahan, and Mary Nan Wlnter, Wlll to the Morn1ng Sun H1gh School our track u.n1forms of cutoffs and T shlrts so they w1ll not have to buy new umforms next year Debb1e Hall, w1ll to Mark Heater a pa1r of blnoculars so he can see what's gomg on e, the Semors 1n Study Hall, w1ll to Mr Owen a group of people who are as good and qu1et as we were Don Crow, w1ll to anybody who w1ll take lt my 1dea of a fantast1c t1me durlng school hours Nancy Earnest, w1ll to next year's Soc1ology class a supply of p1l1ows to take the place of the1r text books, p1llows are much eas1er to sleep on Tony Thomas, Wlll to Barb Meeker my cousln Jeff Hartman Carla Sands, w1ll to Bruce McClure some kmd of car that starts rn hopes he w1ll get Nancy where she's supposed to at the rlght t1me and also so lt won't stall on dark gravel roads e, the Sen1or Boys, w1ll to the Junlor Boys more chalrs for them to Slf 1n at the w1ndows 1n last perlod study halls Debb1e Hartman, w1ll to all the Freshmen my paper, pens and penc1ls and good luck next year Rhonda Jacobs, 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